It's beginning... Those random... "how you doin"

PlainTundra · 2020-03-22T15:20:06+00:00

I've been ghosting an ex for months despite her still texting me time to time. She has been quiet for a month but I knew for sure she would use the virus as an excuse to text me again and she did. On time like a clock. They are so predictable.

Wide-Brick · 2020-03-22T19:23:49+00:00

Before social media, women were able to get away with emotional manipulation en mass. BECAUSE of social media we now have a platform to warn one another.... great job, gents.

b_a_d_r0b0t · 2020-03-22T19:02:07+00:00

All of a sudden these independent wahmen need men and their resources and protection. Guys don't bail them out.

rquasius · 2020-03-22T17:51:39+00:00

Spring is a good time to camp outside.

unknown3000x · 2020-03-22T18:07:06+00:00

Do not have any female friends, they just using you for their own advantage

Typo-MAGAshiv · 2020-03-22T18:15:17+00:00

This is one of many reasons I stay off Facebook. Even without a global pandemic, I'd get exes hitting me up once in a while. Yes, in spite of my wife being with me in my profile pic. Sometimes it was satisfying to see the bullets I'd dodged, but mostly it was annoying. Like, "bitch, you're fat and have some other guy's (or guys') kid (or kids) now, and I bet your personality is even worse. Even if I were single, why would I want you back?"

If I get furloughed at work, I might just log in to see what kind of garbage is waiting for me.

Bestoftherest222 · 2020-03-22T20:56:32+00:00

Just remember boys, the "how you doin" that comes from your ex's are just one of a few hundred they are dropping on other dudes.

doombybbr · 2020-03-22T19:11:33+00:00

I wouldn't even say "damn that's crazy", I would say "Why did you stay at that place if you aren't prepared to pay the rent?"

TheGuyAboveMeEatsPoo · 2020-03-22T20:36:17+00:00

There about to be a lot of sugar babies on discount in the next two weeks.

Talos402000 · 2020-03-22T23:43:46+00:00

Many people like to think their strong and independent, until the first crisis hits. Then they realize their on there own, and nobody gives a particular fuck if their alive or dead. And then that's when they discover human bonding and family ties actually matter. Women are supposed to be the more social of the two sexes, it's amazing they don't realize this.

CentralAdmin · 2020-03-22T23:40:15+00:00

I read a twox thread a few hours ago about a woman complaining that having to be quarantined made her feel so lonely, she wishes she has a boyfriend.

The women in the thread were like "I need cuddles" and "I wish there was a one night stand but for cuddles". They know they can get sex but they cannot make him stay. A man will stick around if you're nice and pleasant to him. How intolerable are they that they cannot find a man willing to stay?

pandolfio · 2020-03-22T18:13:17+00:00

Hey guys, I get it that in a post-apocaliptic world feminism will be thrown out of the window, but seriously, at this stage, do you guys already have evidence of this starting to happen?

PolesWithGoals · 2020-03-22T18:17:11+00:00

I can only change my number so many times

BlackWinterShinigami · 2020-03-22T19:43:00+00:00

He should follow that up with, WELL GOOD LUCK WITH THAT.

LibertySeasonsSam · 2020-03-22T21:31:54+00:00

That's nice. #notmyfuckingproblem #welcometoadulthood

FrisbeeDiscoTits · 2020-03-23T16:12:45+00:00

Just paid my fucking rent before the bill even came in.

Not giving any money to leeches.

Criket · 2020-03-22T22:32:00+00:00

And use it to get weed, cigarettes and wine.

hipiri · 2020-03-22T22:52:32+00:00

Happened to me with a plane ticket recently.

MikepGrey · 2020-03-23T02:57:25+00:00

the hint you should give them money bit, god thats old. GET A JOB

Mike-Larry-1988 · 2020-03-22T21:31:42+00:00

Popppffffffffffff!!! Hahaha

-sh-dynasty- · 2020-05-26T05:55:25+00:00

Women: always needing betabuxx orbiters because they can’t work for themselves

Kendovar · 2020-06-23T07:14:15+00:00

That is not how landlords work. If you make a majority of the rent, and you are missing a trivial 100 bucks, they won't kick you out - especially if you promise to make it up later.

It's beginning... Those random... "how you doin"

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Title	It's beginning... Those random... "how you doin"
Author	mimiczx
Upvotes	2603
Comments	133
Date	March 22, 2020 3:10 PM UTC (6 years ago)
Subreddit	Posted in /r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen
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