Keep the beards my kings

Typo-MAGAshiv · 2021-02-24T13:40:34+00:00

I seriously considered removing this post. It doesn't fit rule 5, and it isn't even really weekend content. However, I think it should be an exception for a couple of reasons.

1) the discussion so far is pretty good.

2) it demonstrates female entitlement, shit testing, and manipulation all in one short conversation.

However, I'm still going to give OP a hard time about his shitty title.

begood123456 · 2021-02-24T07:19:26+00:00

Lmao i dont get why u would swipe right on someone if ur arent happy with who they are

Pimp87 · 2021-02-24T07:52:23+00:00

Reverse the gender and this dude will be called a controller and probably an abuser. This is the problem I have with dumb feminists. That woman is narcissistic and tinder sadly is full of her type. Kudos to the guy for wasting his own time with a bottom of the barrel specie

InevitableOwl1 · 2021-02-24T07:26:05+00:00

How exactly would this have gone? Would she have demanded a selfie before turning up ?

We all know that if the guy had shaved she would have laughed and flaked

DazednConfused2308 · 2021-02-24T07:53:11+00:00

Another classic example of basic chicks overvaluing themselves and assuming EVERYONE must change to suit them. She even attempted to guilt trip and psychologically manipulate by saying "well I guess you won't get the HONOR of MAYBE having something happen tomorrow night" When pressed and when they have nothing else left to say women will ALWAYS resort to using sex and their bodies as a means of manipulation to get what they want. They have no respect for themselves and neither should you respect them in return.

Uch009 · 2021-02-24T09:26:45+00:00

I only like girls with shaved heads.. shave your head.

_Waifu-Laifu_ · 2021-02-24T09:36:07+00:00

Imagine the audacity to tell someone to shave months or even years of nurtured hair growth just so they can get sloppy hundredths on your destroyed axe wound.

scholarofpain · 2021-02-24T08:57:01+00:00

Always stand your ground, lads.

Never change yourself to meet somebody else's standards.

Sex isn't worth it.

myeviltwin74 · 2021-02-24T13:07:42+00:00

It's a classic Shit test and a bad one at that. Only a desperate fool would think demeaning themselves before a first date would be a good idea. From her perspective she knows that he's an absolute simp and even if she showed up the next night he wasn't getting any. He would just be escorting her around paying for everything ( more shit tests ) until she got tired of him and went to go fuck Chad.

Charmingaxelotl · 2021-02-24T09:49:34+00:00

Who doesn’t like beards?

Autisticus · 2021-02-24T11:40:18+00:00

She wasn't gonna show up either way. What, does she think I'm stupid?

GR122LYB3AR · 2021-02-24T14:46:28+00:00

“I will change him!” -every woman ever

Viking1886 · 2021-02-24T12:21:11+00:00

"lmao"

goodmansaysfuckyou · 2021-02-24T13:24:54+00:00

I don't think that I could have conjured up a more appropriate response. Excellent example of holding frame.

Mundane_Worldliness7 · 2021-02-24T12:04:15+00:00

What a remarkable request, especially if (like a lot of guys) it takes a long time for you to grow out your beard. To request that of somebody you don’t know is just wild. She’s likely the chick who turns her boyfriend/ husband into a male version of herself complete with matching outfits.

NakedlyStripped · 2021-02-24T12:27:19+00:00

There is that "I am the prize" mentality again from these online girls. Goddamn...

BruceForsyth1 · 2021-02-24T13:01:16+00:00

Wise words. Thank you kind sir.

ifrankenstein · 2021-02-24T15:01:47+00:00

I've had a beard for almost 25 years. I wouldn't shave it off for work, what makes you think I'd do it for you?

thebeetlebug · 2021-02-24T08:04:50+00:00

The guys gets the girl because he didn't bend down on his knee at her command. That's how it works beta bux :)

AstroPixelCollector · 2021-02-24T11:47:19+00:00

I don't know why, but I heard inside my head the quote with the voice of Sean Connery.

yomo86 · 2021-02-24T13:11:15+00:00

What is catching the eye of man here is not her being inpolite. No she is quite frankly very much light-hearted. It is her having the founded expection. So there are morons out there submitting to her demands

NotoriousZMT · 2021-02-24T13:52:31+00:00

With Canada already so heavy into debt and borrowed money I would be interested in seeing where the Green Party recommends the capital come from. Taxes already barely cover entitlements and infrastructure.

HowTingz · 2021-02-24T15:56:38+00:00

Ben said it for sure, I remember when he said it too.
It was me, Ben, Prince and damn Steve Williams, kickin it on the court, drinking Gatorades when Benny (I always called him Benny) said it to Prince cause Prince said he doesn't wear the beard out cause the ladies hate it.
I was like "Gotdamn Benny. You just coined a phrase."
He just shrugged his shoulders and said "I'm Ben Franklin, bro"
He was a cool dude. I really miss him sometimes.

SligoistheSauce · 2021-02-24T08:10:57+00:00

Lol platinum

lorum_ipsum_dolor · 2021-02-24T12:44:56+00:00

"I don't like you without your beard"

-- Some poor schmuck

happychickenpalace · 2021-02-24T13:20:53+00:00

Imagine a whole lotta other ultimatums she gotta throw at ya if you agree with her demands....

xeno101202 · 2021-02-24T15:46:24+00:00

I want to live like this guy, what a fucking legend

HowTingz · 2021-02-24T16:01:19+00:00

She really thought she could be a big enough asshole and you'd shave your face for her, but I bet she's the type to make a big stink about men expecting women to shave their armpit hair and coochie.
If you're to be accepted for your body choices, then so is everyone else, princess.
At first I thought the emojis were to show she was just playing, but that's really become a part of vapid woman language

Scambucha · 2021-02-24T19:36:29+00:00

“Do this for me even though we are strangers and you have no reason to want to do anything for me.”

Sake99 · 2021-02-24T08:55:56+00:00

Hey OP!.. tell us what happened?

Roman_69 · 2021-02-24T09:58:19+00:00

Banger

Grocery-Complete · 2021-03-10T03:43:06+00:00

Talm bout shame and ain’t give up the walls yet tf was she smoking! Not gonna lie I would have said I’ll shave it if we fuck and ghost her shit crazy 💪🏿

Repulsive-Wishbone56 · 2021-02-24T18:22:24+00:00

I wont change anything for anyone at any time.

Keep the beards my kings

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A letter revealed his views on women

Title	Keep the beards my kings
Author	TheAndredal
Upvotes	1197
Comments	109
Date	February 24, 2021 7:08 AM UTC (5 years ago)
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