Single mom looking for a sucker

Joaquino7997 · 2021-05-23T11:45:35+00:00

So...okay...let me get this straight:

She's an asexual woman who's looking for someone other than her daughter's father to cuddle with?

Is she freaking serious?? She must have genital warts or herpes...or something!! What sane man is going to sign up for this garbage??

She needs to buy a cat. Or a dog.

8LinesOfWockMGP · 2021-05-23T12:30:48+00:00

Could you imagine the smell of her cunt? 🤢🤮

JerryNewton7 · 2021-05-23T12:30:39+00:00

That belly is going to give me nightmares.

But at least she is "driven"! Not driven to lose weight or make a relationship work though.

Necrolet · 2021-05-23T12:04:47+00:00

She's got one thing right: she's funny. Actually, she's the whole joke.

Land_of_the_Losers · 2021-05-23T12:55:57+00:00

"I wasn't always asexual, you know. I became asexual.

I met this Italian dude on Tinder. Or maybe he was Brazilian. Turkey, I dunno. One of those countries. Anyway, the Armenian dude and me had sex on a couch in his garage and I never talked to him again after that. He didn't stick his finger up my asshole in exactly the way that I like. What a waste. I haven't slept with another Portuguese dude since.

After that, then I slept with a guy who works at the head shop. We would use the hookahs in the back and get busy in the janitor's closet. It turns out he had a girlfriend who found out about me and broke up with him, so he shot himself in the head. His last text to me was him blaming on me for his own stupid dickhead mistakes, sheesh some dudes can't take responsibility. I try to forget about the whole thing, really.

Anywho, then I had sex with a dude called Dave. Dave used to throw a lot of parties and there was one where another guy—let’s call him Mike—got in a fight with Dave, kicked his ass, and stole his weed. Dave considered Mike an enemy after that, so of course I started having sex with Mike. I had a miscarriage after I wrecked his car and then he got mad and called me a dirty name so then I had to spread a rumor that he had an STD. So much for him.

Anyway, that's when I started thinking that maybe I'm gonna be asexual from now on and see how that works..."

me_at_myhouse · 2021-05-23T13:08:15+00:00

"Looking for someone to 'coexist' with".

WTAF? You are co-existing with your daughter father already!

"I'm very asexual, but love to have fun". Well of course you do! You think you're going to find someone to take you out for fun, pay for everything, and then you get to pull the "asexual" card.

Run Forrest Run.

CuriousIncel2 · 2021-05-23T12:57:18+00:00

Looking for someone to nag. Not even sex on the table

Future FDS kween right here.

TheWrongSpengler · 2021-05-23T12:23:05+00:00

Jesus, even if you’re crawling the bottom of the market, there’s better damaged goods out there.

9b807a94cd717be9a7a1 · 2021-05-23T13:34:37+00:00

I'm very asexual but love to have fun.

Translation: "You gon pay to entertain et provide for my lifestyle but don't you imagine for a second that you will get anything in return"

We have no intention to split up

"I intend to fully enjoy his financial support (at least for my daughter) while staying in the carousel"

Basically first step to so called polyamory.

I would describe my self as [...] caring

Not you're not, you're asexual. Unless you meant caring with the kid ??

tokixdoki · 2021-05-23T11:50:27+00:00

her house looks like a damn jungle

Typo-MAGAshiv · 2021-05-23T13:12:05+00:00

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MrNeurotypical · 2021-05-23T12:21:28+00:00

GROSS!!! Ew ew ew

spyaintnobitch · 2021-05-23T13:47:35+00:00

I noped out from I saw the pic. We're already on one planet, why would any guy be looking to be on another

The-truth-hurts1 · 2021-05-23T14:03:50+00:00

So much to offer here.. and is that a sexy little chest tattoo peaking out there.. just gets better and better

tomkok1 · 2021-05-23T14:06:41+00:00

Lmao, this Made my day no cap. Thnx for sharing such a gem

xkulp8 · 2021-05-23T14:52:07+00:00

I would describe myself as...

Whatever. I would describe you as fat.

MastermindX · 2021-05-23T19:42:22+00:00

Wow, this is one of the worst ones. She has everything: single mother, obese and disgusting, lives with ex, no sex, wants "fun" and it's your job to provide it, describes herself as funny (i.e. she's a liar), intelligent (delusional), blunt (a bitch), and driven (confirmed liar, for obvious reasons), and finally: nothing to offer to a man.

ChadTheImpailer · 2021-05-23T13:50:11+00:00

I'm not surprised there's no sexual connection.

5235235352 · 2021-05-23T14:27:31+00:00

I'm confused what exactly is she looking for? A roommate she can hug?

areyes1118 · 2021-05-23T15:18:06+00:00

If you’re so driven,why not drive your fat ass to a gym?

CommentingOnVoat · 2021-05-23T16:07:08+00:00

Someone at that level of obesity needs me giving daily awesome BJs. Minimum. Then I read the rest. There's nothing she can offer at this point, which is exactly what she offers.

Taint-Punch · 2021-05-23T16:27:53+00:00

She's just looking for a check. It's also a good thing that she's asexual. By the time I drank enough to hit that, I'd be incapable of hitting that.

Furrealyo · 2021-05-23T14:05:36+00:00

Not driven enough to lose those lbs.

NickTesla2018 · 2021-05-23T14:19:29+00:00

That gut is disgusting. Cover it up.

Ruhrpott_Sushi · 2021-05-23T14:23:07+00:00

I was just watching a video on the Cuckold Simulator and said to myself:'This cannot exist for real.'

I stand corrected...

Martellus732 · 2021-05-23T17:41:01+00:00

Maybe Jabba can coexist with Endor.

kew05gp · 2021-05-23T18:52:34+00:00

I'm starting a female sex toy business and my main target is women like these. They're not fit for relationships with humans. They need a machine to help them. RIP to any man who dares approach her

AccomplishedAndHappy · 2021-05-23T13:43:48+00:00

Is she pregnant with quadruplets?

SCCock · 2021-05-23T14:35:07+00:00

Is anyone here a marine biologist?

fuzzy_brb · 2021-05-23T16:26:04+00:00

That’s a long way of saying she wants a non sexual polyamorous relationship

Natriumzyanid · 2021-05-23T17:59:48+00:00

I am also very asexual when I see that picture

YouStupidClods · 2021-05-23T19:53:00+00:00

Asexual because she's too obese for sex. Loves to have fun though, like eat.

1st10Amendments · 2021-05-23T22:04:23+00:00

Below 5,

Self-described single mother

Still living with baby daddy

Asexual= a- meaning without sex

And overweight.

What’s not to love?

Devilsgun · 2021-05-23T20:28:39+00:00

Sooo basically this flomp is in a de facto open relationship where the master baster is denied pussy access while Lumpy Space Princess rides your cock to paradise within earshot of both her backup paramour/spern donor/moneybags/Free Parking babysitter and her byproduct. Sounds cozy /s

Just imagine the fiery looks he'll level at you when she's backing that fat naked ass up to your Johnson when he comes in to ask about baby formula or whatever... Sleep tight. I'm sure the kitchen knives are locked up safely, and besides there's no way a dude would ever get jealous of having another dude come over to fuck the living dogshit out of the carping bitch that's ruined his life even though he tried his hardest to keep the relationship going because he's loved her for years but she's moved on and need to stay here because she can't afford a place of her own because he ruined her life by giving her the baby she desperately wanted at the time when she was with him but which she'll now weaponize in court if he denies her everything she wants, up to and including a thousand Tinder fucks rummaging around in her lumpy asshole while he whacks his peter to sad internet porn until his daughter in the other room starts crying and he hears the woman bark out 'take care of that, bitch boy' before she grunts like a bellowing beast when Tyrone's megacock hits that G-spot like a motherfuckin G. Nah dogg, you're perfectly safe /s

Right_Hand_Of_Kurze · 2021-05-23T23:56:33+00:00

Says there is "no romatic or sexual connection" with the father of her child..who she lives with.

Judging from that FUPA one can see bulging through her denims...I will say she is more than likely telling the truth..at least when it comes to how the baby daddy feels. He has no thoughts of snuggling up and cradling her FUPA.

rockdude625 · 2021-05-24T01:29:31+00:00

I think she's got some Dain Bramage, that would explain alot

CondensedBemusement · 2021-05-24T02:29:52+00:00

Cool. Let's list the points shall we:

Fat. The photo pretty much covers that.
28 and well past whatever prime she had.
Is still living with the man who knocked her up.
Is supposed to be an adult, but gets her sexuality straight from the teenage dipshits at Tumblr.
Will provide you with ZERO sex.
Proclaims that she's blunt, which is code for obnoxious and arrogant.

Ok guys ... the line forms over there. Guys?

redditradishman · 2021-05-23T14:20:00+00:00

And sadly that fyi won't clue most men to avoid.

moriarty_056 · 2021-05-23T14:32:52+00:00

🐋

ScalpelLifter · 2021-05-23T14:34:49+00:00

This has to be parody

Emotional_Penalty · 2021-05-23T15:14:02+00:00

Lmao she certainly wasn't asexual when she let that other dude hit it raw.

RampantRyanLion · 2021-05-23T17:38:12+00:00

The scary part is, of the hundreds of selfies she has taken, that one is her absolute beast....

rvail136 · 2021-05-23T17:54:58+00:00

WTF? She's staying with you X? yet wants and emotional connection (asexual usually means no sex for you) but you do get lots of cuddles...just wow!

mustangfrank · 2021-05-23T17:57:06+00:00

Is this the before pregnant photo or the after giving birth photo?

Disaster532385 · 2021-05-23T20:08:59+00:00

She sure knows how to sell herself. Revolting picture and turn offs like living together with baby daddy and being asexual.

West-Painter · 2021-05-23T21:13:27+00:00

What a shebeast

YouCouldBeBetter · 2021-05-23T23:29:55+00:00

🤢🤢🤢🤢

Southerndude62 · 2021-05-24T03:21:58+00:00

She's a fatass who still lives with her child's father AND is looking for a sucker to pay her bills.

And she's asexual.

So the sucker gets what exactly in return ? A lawsuit to split assets a year down the road?

What an entitled fat stupid land whale!

mimiczx · 2021-05-24T05:56:04+00:00

I mean...come on... 😂

fuck_reddit_admins4 · 2021-05-24T12:33:24+00:00

Disgusting fat parasite.

DrDog09 · 2021-05-24T22:19:55+00:00

"Single mom looking for a sucker"

She had found the sucker, fact found several bags full at least!

Talk about a punding Chad, draining Brad setup. Sigh.

flipster007 · 2021-05-24T22:34:43+00:00

Women be so dumb sometimes 🤮🙄

thedukeinc · 2021-05-25T05:48:56+00:00

Guys, question : why is she single? Ans: cuz she ate him 😂😂😂

Alturius · 2021-05-25T09:20:50+00:00

"I'm very asexual" = DEAD BEDROOM!

In all seriousness, who's going to sign up for this? What perilous times we live in.

redditradishman · 2021-05-25T17:11:32+00:00

Asexual has to be another version of the various terms and phrases thots use to discourage beta males from wasting their time.

Obnoxiousjimmyjames · 2021-05-26T03:41:06+00:00

It's like a black hole of self awareness.

Fern-ando · 2021-05-30T20:43:24+00:00

Asexual... has a kid... Did I miss something?

Okayokayokay9999 · 2021-05-30T23:00:36+00:00

She's asexual, yet has a kid, and still lives with the father. Okay - why do you need a bf then? Silly bint.

Commercial-Ideal9248 · 2021-05-31T03:50:03+00:00

Fat slob

something_about_ · 2021-06-04T09:31:18+00:00

“There is no sexual or romantic connection”

Really, no shit Sherlock

ScottyHoliday · 2021-06-08T01:02:47+00:00

lmao, I just had a single mom over at AskMen say--in all seriousness--that a single mom sometimes has to 'settle for a man she doesn't really want'. Settle. I told her the single mom should be grateful to the man who will invest in a bastard kid. Silly, silly girl.

Title	Single mom looking for a sucker
Author	Bljman98
Upvotes	321
Comments	126
Date	May 23, 2021 11:34 AM UTC (5 years ago)
Subreddit	Posted in /r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen
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