Take it or LEAVE IT!

Chiliresident · 2019-05-15T20:16:31+00:00

or I could take you to McDonalds and spend $10, screw you, and leave. Sounds more cost efficient to me.

Westernhagen · 2019-05-15T20:15:26+00:00

Chad tosses a bag of Skittles at her, and she's good to go.

anyoneinamerica · 2019-05-15T20:46:05+00:00

$2,346 per month for a nasty piece of fat pussy. Delusional doesn't even come close to describing this twit. She just needs to hit the corner and start selling it as discount pussy for $10 a pop.

LibertyBaron · 2019-05-15T22:33:01+00:00

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ManateeGag · 2019-05-15T20:21:08+00:00

In the immortal words of Steam, "Na, Na, Na, Na. Na, Na, Na, Na. Hey, Hey, Hey. Goodbye."

VasiliyZaitzev · 2019-05-15T20:33:23+00:00

Leaving it. On the curb. With the trash.

cycloneous · 2019-05-15T22:12:37+00:00

For the love that is all holy and mighty, I can't even go to class without one of these princesses popping up! But fear not, Special Detective Knows-a-Thot is here to save, and analyze this dating profile of a horror story so that you don't have to!

Analysis

nails/feet + eye brows + rent + utilities + other needs = I am an expensive wannabe thot who will become a cat lady

my rent (630), utilities (150), hair cut (20), food (200), car insurance / gas (180), internet (60) = I saved a ton a money by not just switching to GEICO but avoiding the expensive thot above!!!!

Verdict

Avoid at all costs, paying this thots bills is like investing in Enron and we all know how that panned out!!!!

sleepyweaselisawake · 2019-05-15T21:14:16+00:00

She wants you to pay child support because she's a strong, independent woman who don't need no man. Am I getting that straight?

ricstone100 · 2019-05-15T22:55:01+00:00

Christ, I'd pay $590 to not have her company.

ChiTownBob · 2019-05-16T00:57:34+00:00

OK, so now what is the difference between a hoe and a hooker? They're both charging fees now.

harharry · 2019-05-15T20:15:30+00:00

She’s gonna be one lonely bitch for a long time. She’s gonna get old and wrinkly but her bills will not.

Blissbynature · 2019-05-15T22:16:38+00:00

Her eyebrows kind of remind me of Captain Hook's moustache.

deep_in_my_mind · 2019-05-15T21:34:25+00:00

shuts the door

Fuck that, I ain't gonna be your sugar daddy.

moroots · 2019-05-16T03:03:29+00:00

if there were real justice in the world there would be a deluge of trolls accepting her terms, discussing logistics.... basically walking up to within 2 feet of the finish line of consummating this deal... and then ghosting the fuck outta her

Roastie_haiku_bot · 2019-05-16T03:16:13+00:00

There are PLENTY of spineless losers that will BEG for the chance to pay her bills, while she fucks the jobless asshole down the hall.

SilverGryphon · 2019-05-16T05:22:29+00:00

With all the fat she should be paying me and not the other way round. Based on the attention I got from fatties I know that I would be doing them a huge favor.

Fyodor007 · 2019-05-16T13:21:13+00:00

Why do dating site bios always read like a list of demands in a hostage negotiation?

impossibruastronaut · 2019-05-15T22:09:54+00:00

Where is rent that high? I just want to avoid that area.

walkersm · 2019-05-15T23:38:55+00:00

I'll give ya three fiddy

devok1 · 2019-05-16T03:25:33+00:00

Get a job bitch

ig88b1 · 2019-05-16T11:02:45+00:00

590$ for phone and food and transportation, I bet thats $500 for food, $40 for metroPCS, and $50 for gas lmfao

JakeDC · 2019-05-16T11:34:50+00:00

I hope a series of men date this bitch, each promising to take care of her bills, each ultimately leaving her high and dry, and each laughing in her face.

loneliness-inc · 2019-05-15T23:48:59+00:00

YOURE PAYING FOR ALL OF IT, Period!

Yes lady, it does sound like you're on your period.....

NickTesla2018 · 2019-05-16T00:16:15+00:00

What a lazy fucking slag.

8BitsIsEnoughForMe · 2019-05-16T00:49:06+00:00

Devilsgun · 2019-05-16T02:54:21+00:00

Underneath the clownface there's yet another James Charles looking hoe with premium luxury aspirations and a big, gaping stankhole.

Not fucking interested. Flaccid, rapid pass.

bigboilerdawg · 2019-05-16T04:35:04+00:00

Sounds like my ex-wife.

2019-05-16T08:20:51+00:00

This gave me a good laugh when i really needed one....

Maaraam · 2019-05-16T12:03:53+00:00

No, f** you very much. Period. Me and my insult are a package 😊

defiance211 · 2019-05-16T12:53:24+00:00

How much again for that unibrow?

mustang336 · 2019-05-15T20:33:54+00:00

NEXT!

I-am-the-lul · 2019-05-15T21:24:31+00:00

You can bet your bottom dollar that I will choose to leave it.

fromthecrypt8 · 2019-05-15T21:56:19+00:00

Just... wow

Touch_It_Boi · 2019-05-15T22:40:23+00:00

mongrelitaaaaaaa

Thermotastic · 2019-05-16T01:05:45+00:00

I bet you she can suck a baseball through a garden hose.

CoMaBlaCK · 2019-05-16T01:40:46+00:00

Worlds worst deal or no deal.

Emervila · 2019-05-16T02:11:32+00:00

I'm taking that package to the garbage, it's useless.

ChubaTaco · 2019-05-16T02:15:17+00:00

"me and my bills are a package!" OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOKEY

clamnit · 2019-05-16T06:58:28+00:00

How does this bitch afford a 1600 dollar rent?? Mine is half that.

Yashugan00 · 2019-05-16T08:48:33+00:00

jawline like a boxer.

ElMatador_33 · 2019-05-16T09:12:42+00:00

Hmm

Let me think, I could have this girl or Pay an escort a few times a month

I wonder which one would be cheaper and make me happier

Global_MGTOW · 2019-05-16T14:43:25+00:00

Women's entitlement never ceases to amaze me.

mblazin1532 · 2019-05-17T02:17:12+00:00

Hey at least you can't fault her for being upfront about what she's scamming out of some simp.

washingtonpanther · 2019-05-18T03:39:25+00:00

Honk.

washingtonpanther · 2019-05-18T03:41:38+00:00

"I used to think life was a tragedy. Now I think it's a comedy."

ApeGoesBananas · 2019-05-20T07:11:50+00:00

Strong independent woman right here

Isitnecessary667 · 2019-05-22T05:19:04+00:00

She paid for those eyebrows? They’re terrifying .

Take it or LEAVE IT!

Comments

WRONG! Its far MORE! Two times MORE ($5023.55)

Title	Take it or LEAVE IT!
Author	alanlomaxfake
Upvotes	417
Comments	97
Date	May 15, 2019 8:08 PM UTC (7 years ago)
Subreddit	Posted in /r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen
Original Link	https://old.reddit.com/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen/comments/bp2tgs/take_it_or_leave_it/
Archive Link	https://theredarchive.com/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen/take-it-or-leave-it.345715 https://theredarchive.com/post/345715