The eldest is 5 so do the math

AccomplishedAndHappy · 2021-05-27T08:34:02+00:00

Pregnant at 15 by the latest.

All 4 kids were probably by 4 different men.

Alarmed_Mechanic_403 · 2021-05-27T09:21:05+00:00

It's time to call these things out for what they are.

This is a FAILED woman. A loser. Complete and utter failure.

She shouldn't be in charge of kids at all, given how she already f*cked her life up. She'll breed the next generation of failures - and no amount of "strong and independent" propaganda BS is going to change that.

_Nequis_ · 2021-05-27T08:52:47+00:00

At best it's relatives taking care of the children while she prances around collecting dicks and claiming to be a photographer (ie: Instagram selfies don't count).

At worst the kids are future felons as they are growing up neglected and in a broken home with their mom always passed out drunk in company of the Xth "friend".

thotts_n_prayers · 2021-05-27T08:52:59+00:00

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CondensedBemusement · 2021-05-27T12:47:29+00:00

She's had FOUR children and she's 21?

I think that is prima facie evidence that she's mentally defective.

I mean she MUST have some kind of learning impairment ... after getting knocked up and having her first kid by 15, she's so incapable of learning that she proceeded to do the same thing another three times.

To me that sounds like someone who shouldn't be in charge of her own life, much less four children.

Joaquino7997 · 2021-05-27T09:38:19+00:00

Who TF is she kidding?? Anyone who owns a cell phone is a 'photographer!'

21 with 4 kids, huh? Yeah...I don't see any man wanting to sign up for this nightmare.

Can she cook, clean, drive a car, balance a checkbook, etc. Can she do anything other than breed?

Did she have the time to...oh I don't know....finish high school??

Griever114 · 2021-05-27T11:58:20+00:00

"I'm a photgrapher"

Translation:

I post pictures of cats on Instagram.

Aldabruzzo · 2021-05-27T13:11:31+00:00

Entitled bailout.

Look at that entitlement. Look at that brazen, in your face attitude. Translation:

"Four children, they're my everything, they'll come first, fuck you if you don't like it. Yeah, I'm 21 and have 4 kids, don't you judge me you pinch faced moralizing asshole. But show up, start paying my bills, and take care of me and my kids. You come way down the list, after me, my children, my job, and my family. Again, fuck you if you don't like this. Date me, support me, take care of me. Unless you're hawt in which case you can come over here and dump fucks in me."

Sound good to you? Didn't think so.

NickTesla2018 · 2021-05-27T16:29:03+00:00

Spay and neuter your humans, especially this Xerox machine who can't stay off her back.

felafelsmoke · 2021-05-27T09:04:53+00:00

So kids now need to be classed as REAL? What is a REAL child? One that behaves badly, pumped up on sugar and has no discipline?

meerita · 2021-05-27T09:03:06+00:00

She doesn’t mention twins or anything so Tyrone, Ricardo, Vlad and Chad did it

thotts_n_prayers · 2021-05-27T09:14:01+00:00

There's a lot of big numbers there and I ain't just talking about the kids...

szopomokus · 2021-05-27T12:02:23+00:00

What a catch! Im sure a desperate man will turn up any minute to save this hoe.

BluepillProfessor · 2021-05-27T13:48:44+00:00

These women are like transgenders. They "Identify" as Christian but deep in their soul and bones they will always be a whore.

KamadoJonathan · 2021-05-27T13:52:56+00:00

She was set up for failure by someone. Whether it be the church not encouraging birth control/abortion or her parents not educating her or both.

21 and 4 kids? She should have made that mistake once. Not 3 more times. Poor babies

RealMcGonzo · 2021-05-27T18:14:06+00:00

"Do The Math"

21 YO + 4 kids = No men in the household.

NBA_MSG · 2021-05-27T18:51:41+00:00

I do love when that's all they say in a profile. Like some guy's reading it going "Yes, 4 kids at 21. Finally the girl that I've been looking for. Better swipe right on this one."

GrannyLesbian · 2021-05-27T21:24:25+00:00

She was FUGGGIN non stop while you were just figuring out Minecraft.

RampantRyanLion · 2021-05-27T22:31:24+00:00

Lol...Catholic...4 kids, unmarried....lol

Devilsgun · 2021-05-29T22:20:44+00:00

4'11"

Demands a guy who is 6'+, no doubt

Adds +5 Squalling Brats to party

plainnsimpleforever · 2021-05-27T22:06:07+00:00

A photographer for her onlyfans account.

sdwdqw65 · 2021-05-31T12:54:50+00:00

Graduated high school in 2018 has 4 kids

Bruh.....

The eldest is 5 so do the math

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Title	The eldest is 5 so do the math
Author	Adam95x
Upvotes	159
Comments	84
Date	May 27, 2021 8:24 AM UTC (5 years ago)
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