Question in Shittests

sexyshoulderdevil · 2017-05-12T04:51:27+00:00

Your talking is dumb. She's making fun of you because you SOUND like a tough guy. Talk like a normal human who knows what he wants done and is confident in it.

You putting on the faux Alpha Armor is like a light house signal to her that "Mr-Wannabe-Tough-Guy has entered the harbor...here we go!!!" Be more playful and make sure you actually know what you're doing when you're directing her to do it.

ReddJive · 2017-05-12T13:16:05+00:00

You are going tit for tat. She says something and you respond. She escalates. Your wife has a girlfriend.

Women look for consensus and group gestalt. What she wants from you is to know that what she is saying is bullshit. That you are unmoved by the rhetoric. I bet you argue with TV politicians and news anchors right?

Look 98% of what women say is Bull. Shit. Unless it's about a real world issue. like life death, home food. shelter...thigns that make life go round? It's bullshit.

Try this

"You are always so uncompromising"

uh huh. (nod and keep on with your project)

"You are always so uncompromising"

Turn to look at her like a hungery wolf smack that ass hard and say. you like it.

Then walk off.

"You are always so uncompromising"

no. You an choose what we eat tonight. Chicken or fish?

"You are always so uncompromising"

Nope. I like oral sex too.

So many options here OP

Step back. Laugh a little. Stop being so defensive. Life is pretty damn great when you get right down to it.

-The-Pussy-Whisperer · 2017-05-12T10:59:11+00:00

It would appear that your communication skills were learned from telepaths.

I can't follow this without context. I suspect she's the same way. You have no substance, and like how your communication is, she knows it

vorverk · 2017-05-12T07:00:43+00:00

Not being congruent is creepy. She can read through your "play" like through glass. Best game is no game. Play a game on a level you can pass.

stonepimpletilists · 2017-05-12T17:47:06+00:00

Focus the fuck on you, let the rest of the world work around it. Most of these shit tests exist solely to get a reaction out of you

InChargeMan · 2017-05-12T10:23:43+00:00

I'm not sure, but I think the answer is (2X + 3Y)(X - 4Y)

drty_pr · 2017-05-12T12:24:53+00:00

She knows you're an idiot. If you say something and inside you think "that sounded stupid", it sounded stupid and she lost a little more respect for you because if it.

If you had frame, then her opinions of you wouldn't matter because you're a fun dude living the life you want. You don't have frame because you have too many carez for her feelz. Stop that shit.

I don't know how to counter this other than stfu

Which is what you should have done. You won't be able to counter with anything until you DGAF about her fuckin feelings. Grow a pair faggot.

JDRoedell · 2017-05-12T12:32:14+00:00

Your answer.....

...Only when I know what I want.

As man_in_the_world points out, you just need to find your personal character from which to say it .

SexistFlyingPig · 2017-05-12T13:23:02+00:00

"You are always so uncompromising"

In your mind, is this a compliment or a criticism?

Blunter-S-Thompson · 2017-05-12T14:37:33+00:00

Seriously, what in the actual fuck does this gibberish even mean?

resolutions316 · 2017-05-12T17:42:46+00:00

"Yeah here comes the OP I don't like"

Enter every room like this from now on

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BKwiz7451OY

BluepillProfessor · 2017-05-14T14:26:30+00:00

"You are always so uncompromising"

Are you? Own it and do a pressure flip. Smile and advise her that is not uncompromising! That is having standards. Somebody needs to have some standards. If you are not, Agree and Amplify and make fun of her. Either way, don't take her seriously and don't get butthurt.

I guess she can see when I am struggling holding the frame.

The natural and normal reaction of a woman is to test it even harder when she sees this. Best response comes from my favorite band:

Button your lip and don't let the shield slip.

Take a fresh grip on your bullet proof mask.

And if they try to break down your disguise with their questions

You can hide, hide, hide...behind paranoid eyes.~

Or...you can stand up to her and show that while you have considered her perceptions, her comments don't phase you.

This is the alternative:

You believed in their stories of fame, fortune and glory.

Now you're lost in a haze of alcohol soft middle age

The pie in the sky turned out to be miles too high.

And you hide, hide, hide,

Behind brown and mild eyes.

Title	Question in Shittests
Author	number123356
Upvotes	4
Comments	22
Date	May 12, 2017 4:33 AM UTC (9 years ago)
Subreddit	Posted in /r/askMRP
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