Bottom line: no smelly dicks

Ankit1000 · 2021-09-18T03:20:48+00:00

Alright thats enough reddit for today.

Plundelwondel · 2021-09-18T04:38:21+00:00

Did you get that advice from your dog?

MisterShogunate · 2021-09-18T05:29:11+00:00

Sorry but I think this is a you problem. Try taking either more or better quality showers. Also you might have a fungal issue around that area if it smells. That is not normal.

Debbie_b · 2021-09-18T04:11:07+00:00

Lmfao!!! That's the funniest stuff I've read all day

ArtistVast · 2021-09-18T04:17:43+00:00

Actually I needed tht advice thanks

NoNameAnonUser · 2021-09-18T06:55:47+00:00

LMAOF, what the fuck?? That was the most random shit I've ever read on this sub!

MrColfax · 2021-09-18T05:20:25+00:00

Beat it raw. That friction heats up and bakes that raw scallop cod smell into your skin.

I'm no expert but I don't think this is the case.

Armpits can be very smelly if you workout alone but there's nothing to say they can't smell nice if cleaned regularly. It's not permanent - the human body is more evolved than that.

shootermac32 · 2021-09-18T12:03:04+00:00

Well that just ruined my breakfast.. I think I’ll be skipping Cod for dinner as well.

13esq · 2021-09-18T07:00:57+00:00

For the people that have foreskin, I'm just going to add this here as I was a longtime sufferer and didn't even know I wasn't normal;

Phimosis. Your foreskin should pull all the way back comfortably. Mine used to retract to about the size of a five pence and was pure agony to stretch beyond that, which of course was a big problem for proper cleaning.

Fortunately for me I was able to fix mine with repeated and continuous stretching over many weeks. For further advice see your doctor, he/she will have seen it many times before and it's much less embarrassing than showing the woman you're hoping to fuck a very cheesy bellend!

DemosBeans · 2021-09-18T08:11:49+00:00

I use a salycylic acid wash on my pp. bust out the face autoscrubber. Make sure u have a boner when you wash it bc then after theres a shine. Dry up and moisturize. Once a day and a week later you’ll be getting compliments on the impeccable shine.

18Mandrake_R00T5 · 2021-09-18T03:36:28+00:00

An avocado! ...thaaanks

IGetBoredSometimes23 · 2021-09-18T07:22:44+00:00

This is amusing

amorfotos · 2021-09-18T12:07:50+00:00

What's this got to with bottoms?

DemosBeans · 2021-09-18T15:28:44+00:00

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FaithInStrangers94 · 2021-09-18T21:14:20+00:00

If a girl is smelling your dick you’re already there you nonce

primallyours · 2021-09-18T13:31:40+00:00

Decided to make your personal pep talk public, I see.

Lotus_82 · 2021-09-18T11:17:22+00:00

I’ve never been happier to be circumcised lol

neoda1 · 2021-09-18T06:00:47+00:00

Who is trying to come out with a smelly dick?

eyesopen1111 · 2021-09-18T17:34:06+00:00

Sadly, many readers are virgins from repressive societies and have literally never had a girl smell their cock.

But they hit the gym though...

And they pursue hobbies...

But no girls sniffing their cocks.

Shintaigou · 2021-09-18T06:17:28+00:00

Bro idk who hurt your feelings but from my experience, girls who know how to suck dick prefer man-stank over no stank. That and she prefers flavor over the taste of soap.

the-original-chad · 2021-09-18T16:02:15+00:00

Us circumcised homies have never known the ability to truly beat ones dick without lube. If we try that without lube our dicks get sores all over it. You should edit this for uncircumcised dicks

obamainmypajama · 2021-09-18T19:11:40+00:00

I heard someone say use baby powder. And many said it works like magic. I haven't tried cause I dont sweat a lot down there but to anyone who does, you're welcome.

MetaphysicPhilosophy · 2021-09-18T19:13:16+00:00

Especially if you’re uncircumcised. Beat it raw, and let the friction build up between your foreskin and tip. Then let it sit for 3 days without washing. Eventually you’ll have more dick cheese than you know what to do with combined with the smell of curdled fish

bittr_n_swt · 2021-09-18T19:50:26+00:00

Chuckled pretty hard thanks mate I’ll come back next Saturday evening

LakersAreTerrible25 · 2021-09-18T22:01:58+00:00

Lmaoooo

Title	Bottom line: no smelly dicks
Author	[deleted]
Upvotes	94
Comments	75
Date	September 18, 2021 2:35 AM UTC (4 years ago)
Subreddit	Posted in /r/seduction
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