What to do if a guy 10 times your size does something like smacks your girl’s ass? [recovered]

Healthyred555 · 2022-05-18T03:34:37+00:00

One time in a night club i was making out with a girl and this random guy comes up and says “bro thats my girlfriend get the fuck away” and i apologize and back away then he starts making out with her and she says referring to new guy ‘i dont even know him’ …i was so upset and confused but gave up and walked away

Remarkable-Cat1337 · 2022-05-18T02:22:50+00:00

I would ask if she wants to deal with this, if she says no I would go behind the guy and smack his ass so fucking hard he would be clueless if I was hitting on him or just hitting him

Titty_Slicer_5000 · 2022-05-18T01:48:11+00:00

Talk to your girlfriend about these types of situation. A lot of women prefer to handle it themselves rather than you starting a fight about it. In fact a lot of women would be turned off or upset by you starting a fight over it. If it’s in a club or a bar she can likely publicly humiliate him and would rather you let her do that then start a fight. A lot of times women are better at dealing with these types of situations than men. The only time you should really be stepping in is if she is in danger.

7Birdies · 2022-05-18T03:03:45+00:00

“Hey baby. Do you want me to die defending your honor? Choose wisely pls :’)”

jsbach123 · 2022-05-18T00:46:54+00:00

That scenario is exceedingly rare. A long time ago when I got into all that PUA nonsense, I read a lot of talk about AMOGing. It's just paranoia.

The reason some PUAs face it is because they're intruding onto other people's social groups. Women usually aren't bold enough to tell you to fuck off. They'll give signs of disinterest and when that doesn't work, her male buddies come in to rescue her. But a PUA would consider that "AMOGing".

Demonarke · 2022-05-18T03:26:03+00:00

Throw your girl under the bus like a real sigma male

Otec_Fedor · 2022-05-18T02:49:45+00:00

A guy 10 times my size is most likely so obese that he can't move. So I would kick him in the ass and walk away

IHave20 · 2022-05-18T01:13:18+00:00

If this is your actual gf and not just some ho then you stand up and be a man

Ax3god · 2022-05-18T05:52:21+00:00

Be a man by sleeping with his mom. Then you'll be his daddy and ground his ass and dump his mom afterwards.

Skizznitt · 2022-05-18T05:03:16+00:00

Hit the gym, put on some mass to make yourself appear formidable, I guarantee this won't happen to you. Big muscles are intimidating even if the dude doesn't know if you can fight or not. If you look like you could snap their arms in two, they won't make the effort to mess with your girl. The only people I could see this happening to are small skinny dudes who look like they could be bullied.

iambrian81 · 2022-05-18T05:33:39+00:00

Back when I was 8 and much smaller than all the other kids that was fucking with me(12-15+), I realize that if you are fighting people bigger than you, then fight dirty.

Grab peoples hair and pull super hard until they bleed. Kick them in the ball or knee. Size is only intimidating if you dont have the mentality to win.

Elly_Lat · 2022-05-18T04:24:34+00:00

Depends on how badly you want to mess up his life. Your gf could accuse him of sexual assault by attempting to grope her ass and smacking it.

It doesn't have to hold up in court. The accusation combined with social media will destroy his life.

Nuclear option, use with caution

kfred1998 · 2022-05-18T03:26:54+00:00

At that point you just have to kill him

BrokenSage20 · 2022-05-18T03:34:27+00:00

Step 1 bring your right arm up to the left shoulder.

Step 2. Release with great force with loose control to create a whip-like effect in your arm as it flies outward end with two fingers in a knuckle.

Step 3 aim for the testicles of said offender.

If you are this out massed I don't have better advice.

I am 6.3 though and a good knock to the nits with directed force and solid contact will put the wind out of you.

Also, make sure violence is a viable scenario before step one. 🙃

KriticalKarl · 2022-05-18T04:17:51+00:00

I’m gonna give you a serious answer that’s the most logical. Like someone else said, this scenario is very rare is would likely never happen.

Let’s say it does happen, the best way to deal with that situation if it did turn into an altercation would be to have been prepared in advance. If you take up any form of martial arts you will be able to defend yourself in a situation like this. BJJ is specifically catered to situations like this, you’d be able to evade someone bigger than you, and like majority of people who are untrained, they’d likely be out of breath after a few minutes.

You could potentially deescalate a situation without actually assaulting someone which could inconveniently land you in jail for a night, on top of that you’d most likely leave the guy embarrassed and impress the spectators.

Calamity__Bane · 2022-05-18T04:54:40+00:00

There are times in life when an ass kicking is worth not getting punked. This is one of them.

boxingprogrammer · 2022-05-18T05:01:48+00:00

Spray some pepper spray in his eyes, then break his knees.

lskerlkse · 2022-05-18T01:00:15+00:00

Be proactive by taking her to a self defense class. Then if she gets onto you for not defending her, explain that you didn't want to take away her autonomy to defend herself especially since she is trained to do so.

You could even ask her "why did you let him grab your ass?" and shift the blame to her.

CocoBabeNYC · 2022-05-18T01:27:48+00:00

Tell him to fuck off or else. If he ask you "or else what?", be prepared to throw a punch.

Thabackendchild · 2022-05-18T03:48:29+00:00

Win or lose you don’t tolerate that, just start swinging at his ass😂

renagadeV290 · 2022-05-18T06:02:01+00:00

Smack his ass back. Isn’t this r/seduction.

Januaryfeb · 2022-05-18T06:06:07+00:00

Aim for the weakspots. Knees, balls, throat. You only have one shot so don't miss. Make sure you leave the place afterwards. Hanging around at the club or whevere this took place will get you killed.

intelectualycurious · 2022-05-18T03:42:33+00:00

Sometimes you just have to take the L

TheJackal619 · 2022-05-18T04:01:03+00:00

Headbutt them lol

ZosoWicca · 2022-05-18T06:17:14+00:00

Unless she is a retarded hoe, she should manage this by herself.

VegasPartyGodz · 2022-05-18T06:38:17+00:00

Well he needs to get checked an hope ur woman buts in cuz , take high road leave spot those type dude cause trouble.

U can embrace it an tell girl go tell get u a drink then give to me haha . In front of him haha

Check him verbally Check him physically ( don't recommend ain't fighting for no woman )

Leave go to classier spot , this assumption this was a single bar I mean aka night club right?

Appropriate_Ad3327 · 2022-05-18T06:38:40+00:00

How tall are you?

Kadabrium · 2022-05-18T06:53:07+00:00

Become that guy to see how others counter it.

wth214 · 2022-05-18T07:00:29+00:00

Everybody jaw can break regardless of size if you swing correctly

kkmoto74 · 2022-05-18T07:16:27+00:00

smack him

MitchBlanco · 2022-05-18T07:25:05+00:00

Smack his ass

Title	What to do if a guy 10 times your size does something like smacks your girl’s ass? [recovered]
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Date	May 18, 2022 12:41 AM UTC (4 years ago)
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