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[–]Healthyred555 37 points38 points39 points 4 years ago (3 children) | Copy Link
One time in a night club i was making out with a girl and this random guy comes up and says “bro thats my girlfriend get the fuck away” and i apologize and back away then he starts making out with her and she says referring to new guy ‘i dont even know him’ …i was so upset and confused but gave up and walked away
[–]watehno 23 points24 points25 points 4 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
This got awkward really fast.
[–]lord_lawless07 9 points10 points11 points 4 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Sounds like a girl you’re better off not dealing with in the first place. A blessing in disguise you might say
[–]alexmaycovid 12 points13 points14 points 4 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Well. I think you want to meet good girls and not wierd. So you probably saved yourself from much problems
[–]Remarkable-Cat1337 19 points20 points21 points 4 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
I would ask if she wants to deal with this, if she says no I would go behind the guy and smack his ass so fucking hard he would be clueless if I was hitting on him or just hitting him
[–]Titty_Slicer_5000 51 points52 points53 points 4 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
Talk to your girlfriend about these types of situation. A lot of women prefer to handle it themselves rather than you starting a fight about it. In fact a lot of women would be turned off or upset by you starting a fight over it. If it’s in a club or a bar she can likely publicly humiliate him and would rather you let her do that then start a fight. A lot of times women are better at dealing with these types of situations than men. The only time you should really be stepping in is if she is in danger.
[–]willgo-waggins 3 points4 points5 points 4 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
This is the way.
[–]7Birdies 17 points18 points19 points 4 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
“Hey baby. Do you want me to die defending your honor? Choose wisely pls :’)”
[–]jsbach123 35 points36 points37 points 4 years ago (8 children) | Copy Link
That scenario is exceedingly rare. A long time ago when I got into all that PUA nonsense, I read a lot of talk about AMOGing. It's just paranoia.
The reason some PUAs face it is because they're intruding onto other people's social groups. Women usually aren't bold enough to tell you to fuck off. They'll give signs of disinterest and when that doesn't work, her male buddies come in to rescue her. But a PUA would consider that "AMOGing".
[–]Alarming-Unit-7214 13 points14 points15 points 4 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Random butt slapping would indeed be rare but amogging isn't.
It happens less now that I'm older but back in my 20's, being a short skinny asian guy dating attractive non-asian girls was triggering to certain men. Especially on the east coast.
One date, I had 2 guys in 2 different places go up and blatantly try and flirt with the girl I was with.
[–]lovethepho 6 points7 points8 points 4 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
One in four guys got into PUA bullshit in their early 20s lol
[–][deleted] 3 points4 points5 points 4 years ago (3 children) | Copy Link
what does PUA and AMOG mean?
[–]jsbach123 1 point2 points3 points 4 years ago (2 children) | Copy Link
PUA Pick up artist
AMOG Alpha male of the group (some guy who tries to dominate you)
[–][deleted] -1 points0 points1 point 4 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
What exactly is a pick up artist? And how would an AMOG try to do that? Thanks for answering my questions, ive never heard these terms before and am very curious.
[–]adrewishprince 0 points1 point2 points 4 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Actually it’s Alpha Male, other guy. In other words, someone who out alpha males you. Another stronger alpha comes in and swoops your girl
[–]AndrewLiteral 0 points1 point2 points 4 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Why is PUA bad?
[–]Demonarke 30 points31 points32 points 4 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
Throw your girl under the bus like a real sigma male
[–]ostrich596 6 points7 points8 points 4 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Based
[–]Otec_Fedor 30 points31 points32 points 4 years ago (4 children) | Copy Link
A guy 10 times my size is most likely so obese that he can't move. So I would kick him in the ass and walk away
[–]alexmaycovid 4 points5 points6 points 4 years ago (3 children) | Copy Link
Well you underestimate fat guys. Often if he is big he has much strength. Because even if he needs to raise his hand he needs to have much strength to do it
[–]IHave20 1 point2 points3 points 4 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
I’m scared of the big boys
[–]s29 0 points1 point2 points 4 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
Use your increased agility to run circles around them until they get dizzy and tip over. Then roll them out of the club.
[–]MoonMan12321 1 point2 points3 points 4 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Tickle them.
[–][deleted] 20 points21 points22 points 4 years ago (2 children) | Copy Link
If this is your actual gf and not just some ho then you stand up and be a man
[–]IHave20 4 points5 points6 points 4 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
Yeah just be a man and shoot the guy
[–][deleted] 0 points1 point2 points 4 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Seems like an odd escalation but if you're insecure and have zero confidence I can see that line of thinking. Men use fists.
[–]Ax3god 5 points6 points7 points 4 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Be a man by sleeping with his mom. Then you'll be his daddy and ground his ass and dump his mom afterwards.
[–]Skizznitt 2 points3 points4 points 4 years ago* (1 child) | Copy Link
Hit the gym, put on some mass to make yourself appear formidable, I guarantee this won't happen to you. Big muscles are intimidating even if the dude doesn't know if you can fight or not. If you look like you could snap their arms in two, they won't make the effort to mess with your girl. The only people I could see this happening to are small skinny dudes who look like they could be bullied.
[–]singlecellfromearth 0 points1 point2 points 4 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
It's so strange but there's this weird phenomenon where sometimes the biggest dude is the target of getting jumped.
[–]iambrian81 3 points4 points5 points 4 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Back when I was 8 and much smaller than all the other kids that was fucking with me(12-15+), I realize that if you are fighting people bigger than you, then fight dirty.
Grab peoples hair and pull super hard until they bleed. Kick them in the ball or knee. Size is only intimidating if you dont have the mentality to win.
[–]Elly_Lat 7 points8 points9 points 4 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Depends on how badly you want to mess up his life. Your gf could accuse him of sexual assault by attempting to grope her ass and smacking it.
It doesn't have to hold up in court. The accusation combined with social media will destroy his life.
Nuclear option, use with caution
[–]kfred1998 5 points6 points7 points 4 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
At that point you just have to kill him
[–]BrokenSage20 1 point2 points3 points 4 years ago (4 children) | Copy Link
Step 1 bring your right arm up to the left shoulder.
Step 2. Release with great force with loose control to create a whip-like effect in your arm as it flies outward end with two fingers in a knuckle.
Step 3 aim for the testicles of said offender.
If you are this out massed I don't have better advice.
I am 6.3 though and a good knock to the nits with directed force and solid contact will put the wind out of you.
Also, make sure violence is a viable scenario before step one. 🙃
[–]Demonarke 1 point2 points3 points 4 years ago (3 children) | Copy Link
Step 4, get your ass beat up because you are not in a movie and it doesn't work like this.
[–]BrokenSage20 2 points3 points4 points 4 years ago (2 children) | Copy Link
Haha no shit man. The entire question is ridiculous. Unless violence is the plan. Your not talking your way likely out of a confrontation with this kind of frat bro behavior.
What I described is something that might happen in middle school. Of course it won't work in the real world. Best case it would lead to a ass-kicking one way or another. Not to mention assault charges.
My God the shit people take at face value on Reddit is amazing.
Also what the hell action movie involves a ball tap?
[–]Demonarke 0 points1 point2 points 4 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
I'll be honest, I didn't detect your sarcasm, might be my bad though.
The best kind of action movies.
[–]BrokenSage20 1 point2 points3 points 4 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Only if it stars Dwayne Johnson and Kevin hart could I see it working.
[–]KriticalKarl 0 points1 point2 points 4 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
I’m gonna give you a serious answer that’s the most logical. Like someone else said, this scenario is very rare is would likely never happen.
Let’s say it does happen, the best way to deal with that situation if it did turn into an altercation would be to have been prepared in advance. If you take up any form of martial arts you will be able to defend yourself in a situation like this. BJJ is specifically catered to situations like this, you’d be able to evade someone bigger than you, and like majority of people who are untrained, they’d likely be out of breath after a few minutes.
You could potentially deescalate a situation without actually assaulting someone which could inconveniently land you in jail for a night, on top of that you’d most likely leave the guy embarrassed and impress the spectators.
[–]Calamity__Bane 0 points1 point2 points 4 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
There are times in life when an ass kicking is worth not getting punked. This is one of them.
[–]boxingprogrammer 0 points1 point2 points 4 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Spray some pepper spray in his eyes, then break his knees.
[+]lskerlkse -12 points-11 points-10 points 4 years ago (5 children) | Copy Link
Be proactive by taking her to a self defense class. Then if she gets onto you for not defending her, explain that you didn't want to take away her autonomy to defend herself especially since she is trained to do so.
You could even ask her "why did you let him grab your ass?" and shift the blame to her.
[–]vardarac 18 points19 points20 points 4 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
shift the blame to her
what the fuck
[–]7Birdies 5 points6 points7 points 4 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Wtf indeed
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[–]Demonarke 2 points3 points4 points 4 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Indeed
[–]Demonarke 1 point2 points3 points 4 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Big brain sigma based move
[–]CocoBabeNYC -2 points-1 points0 points 4 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Tell him to fuck off or else. If he ask you "or else what?", be prepared to throw a punch.
[–]Thabackendchild -1 points0 points1 point 4 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Win or lose you don’t tolerate that, just start swinging at his ass😂
[–]renagadeV290 -1 points0 points1 point 4 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Smack his ass back. Isn’t this r/seduction.
[–]Januaryfeb -1 points0 points1 point 4 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Aim for the weakspots. Knees, balls, throat. You only have one shot so don't miss. Make sure you leave the place afterwards. Hanging around at the club or whevere this took place will get you killed.
[–]intelectualycurious 0 points1 point2 points 4 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Sometimes you just have to take the L
[–]TheJackal619 0 points1 point2 points 4 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Headbutt them lol
[–]ZosoWicca 0 points1 point2 points 4 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Unless she is a retarded hoe, she should manage this by herself.
[–]VegasPartyGodz 0 points1 point2 points 4 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Well he needs to get checked an hope ur woman buts in cuz , take high road leave spot those type dude cause trouble.
U can embrace it an tell girl go tell get u a drink then give to me haha . In front of him haha
Check him verbally Check him physically ( don't recommend ain't fighting for no woman )
Leave go to classier spot , this assumption this was a single bar I mean aka night club right?
[–]Appropriate_Ad3327 0 points1 point2 points 4 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
How tall are you?
[–]Kadabrium 0 points1 point2 points 4 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Become that guy to see how others counter it.
[–]wth214 0 points1 point2 points 4 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Everybody jaw can break regardless of size if you swing correctly
[–]kkmoto74 0 points1 point2 points 4 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
smack him
[–]MitchBlanco 0 points1 point2 points 4 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Smack his ass
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