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[–]rustoof 28 points29 points30 points 4 years ago (8 children) | Copy Link
Did you really cum inside a woman you just met that night?
Does this not concern you?
[+]hendrix899 -24 points-23 points-22 points 4 years ago (7 children) | Copy Link
No. Not in the heat of the moment. After not getting laid for like three years.
And she was real classy. She said she was on birth control.
[–][deleted] 25 points26 points27 points 4 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
She was real classy? 😄
A single mom replied to a sex advert from a virgin, then invited him into her home for unprotected sex.
Yeah, real classy.
[–]bayareaburgerlover 6 points7 points8 points 4 years ago (5 children) | Copy Link
what about std? what is wrong with you?
[–]WarmYouth47912 points 4 years ago [recovered] | Copy Link
Stds are rare and the chances of getting it is overblown, most of the ones that are common are cure able
[+]hendrix899 -10 points-9 points-8 points 4 years ago (3 children) | Copy Link
Well, i'm pretty sure with other dates she uses condoms, but because she thought I am virgin, it wasn't necessary. She wasn't a crack addict down in the slums, but a highly educated classy woman.
[–]bayareaburgerlover 10 points11 points12 points 4 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
yes! you are pretty sure… smh 🤦♂️
[–]mlo519 5 points6 points7 points 4 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
You’ve got to be trolling lmao
[–]RustyRecords 1 point2 points3 points 4 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
I haven’t laughed this hard with tears in my eyes in so long. Thank you so much 😂. A real class act
[–]RomanH101 60 points61 points62 points 4 years ago (12 children) | Copy Link
This is not sustainable.
You’re not a teenager. You’re a grown man. It is essential that you develop confidence and social skills. It is essential that you get in the gym & get in shape.
“It is a shame for a man to grow old without seeing the beauty and strength of which his body is capable.” - Socrates
[–]hendrix899 -2 points-1 points0 points 4 years ago (5 children) | Copy Link
There is nothing wrong with my body, i just lack publick social skills. But you are right, there is room for selfimprovement. But for the time being this is a good method. And a great method if you are shy and very young, like 18/20.
[–]Felixisnext 15 points16 points17 points 4 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
Hell nah dawg, I’m 20 years old and that’s literally a method I find disgusting. There’s a difference between a boy and a man.Why would you lie to a female. The only way to live is by being real with yourself. You’re aware of lacking public social skills. Now what, what are you waiting for. You know you need improvement but how can you work on it. And how bad do you want to improve. Will you keep living in the shadows or will you step up to the light that belongs to you waiting for you to grab it.
[–]RomanH101 3 points4 points5 points 4 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Thats the issue with men today. They don’t wanna put in the work even though they know they’ve got to change.
[–]excentrik-art 1 point2 points3 points 4 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
If you are ok with tricking girls into having sex with you till forever, go you.
If you ever want a relationship with a girl, I think you should man the fuck up, gather a pickaxe and go mining for some balls ore. Then refine them into pure heavy metal balls and then you might even find yourself not alone after tricks start failing
[–]hendrix899 -1 points0 points1 point 4 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
I have no desire for a relationship at all. I've had a few in the past. It adds nothing.
Just sex is fine. This is my method now, and just wanted it to share with people.
[–]Shadow__Account 0 points1 point2 points 4 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
You are reinforcing your negative self image this way so I don’t think it’s a good method for the time being.
[–]smind893 -1 points0 points1 point 4 years ago (5 children) | Copy Link
Get in the gym and get in shape?
Are you 17?
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[–]smind893 1 point2 points3 points 4 years ago (3 children) | Copy Link
The gym doesn't give you any of the things they suggested.
You think a guy who can Squat 360 automatically has social skills??
Amazing.
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[–]smind893 0 points1 point2 points 4 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
It is essential that you develop confidence and social skills. ~
The gym guarantees nothing and while I agree it adds confidence, it doesn't add social skills nor do people who do not work out have issues meeting and getting women. Yes, beautiful women.
Perhaps take your own advice and read the whole quote I reacted to and then try to comprehend my retort.
You condescending ignoramus.
[–]succcondese 19 points20 points21 points 4 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
you should probably take a STD test
[–]KaleWeekly 11 points12 points13 points 4 years ago (9 children) | Copy Link
Terrible, I would rather die trying and not get any, then get some lame ass pity fuck. 19 btw
[–]hendrix899 1 point2 points3 points 4 years ago (8 children) | Copy Link
Firstly, it wasn't a pity fuck. I didn't beg or looked at her with puppy eyes. She had this kink for inexperienced men and I delivered.
Secondly, 19 is still very young, see you in a few years and we'l see how your doing.
[–][deleted] 7 points8 points9 points 4 years ago (5 children) | Copy Link
You delivered what? You probably cummed inside her within 30 seconds 😄
[–]hendrix899 2 points3 points4 points 4 years ago (4 children) | Copy Link
Well, I give you that one.
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[–]hendrix899 0 points1 point2 points 4 years ago (2 children) | Copy Link
3 years no sex. Great boobs Pretty face Warm juicy cunt (no condom) Playing as a virgin
I didn't had a timer but I didn't last long.
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[–]hendrix899 0 points1 point2 points 4 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Yes I have. Don't know if I visit her again.
[–]stanthemilkman88 0 points1 point2 points 4 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Eh I've never done something like this but I'm not against it. Your solved the problem. Not sure why dudes are shaming you so much, acting like women actually. Thought it was creative.
Though would not advise barebacking a stranger. Alway be in control of the birth. Just get a vasectomy. A few seconds of pleasure is not worth enslaving yourself to a stranger and your mistake.
[–]KaleWeekly 0 points1 point2 points 4 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Tbf it does help that I'm 6'4
[–][deleted] 33 points34 points35 points 4 years ago* (1 child) | Copy Link
This is seriously pathetic..... You're bragging about pretending to be a virgin so you could get some kind of pity fuck from a single mom?
Wow! Congratulations bro. You're killing it.
[–]hendrix899 -3 points-2 points-1 points 4 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
If you can get 2 topmodels in your bed every weekend then more power to you. But if thats the case, this topic isn't aimed for you :)
[–]RSNK10 22 points23 points24 points 4 years ago (3 children) | Copy Link
This sounds more like manipulation rather than seduction. Yikes
[–]angelsfan-34 3 points4 points5 points 4 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
Agreed OP, if you have to manipulate someone to get laid, your priorities are misaligned.
[–]RSNK10 2 points3 points4 points 4 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Dude posted on like 5 subreddits thinking this is good advice lol
[–]MrDownhillRacer 1 point2 points3 points 4 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
If I were the kind of person who'd respond to an anonymous Craigslist hookup ad, I'd just have to assume the principal of caveat emptor. It's like buying something that you know "fell off the back of a truck." If you get played, it's kinda just on you.
[–]MrDownhillRacer 4 points5 points6 points 4 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Bwahahah, this is hilarious. Not for me, but whatever floats your boat.
[–]whiplash81 4 points5 points6 points 4 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
You're chasing sex instead of being your authenticate self. I'm sorry to say, it won't be fulfilling, and you'll damage others along the way. This isn't a healthy way to address loneliness.
[–]puma085 0 points1 point2 points 4 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
it is not my style either and would never do that even if was in the position of the OP. I am not a ladies man either but was decent looking und luckily enough to be at the right time at the right place to get 3 gfs so far with the age of 36. Need still to step up my game and learn because the changes of meeting somebody just by luck and coinsidence are rather slim at my age. And is not getting better even with older age. So I have to agree when people here in the sub reddit say to the Op that he has to improve. But I still think some people overreact. Lying is not nice the woman was looking for an not experienced guy and that's what she got. Does not sound that seh scammed or something like that. What the OP did is nothing to be proud of but it isn't the most despicable act you do either.
[–]rofnacla 2 points3 points4 points 4 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
Just hire a photographer and go to tinder like everyone else
[–]thelambofdeth 0 points1 point2 points 4 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Tinder only works for attractive people, though
[–]programwithhf 1 point2 points3 points 4 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
This is so stupid. Get some hobbies and interests instead.
[–]Stoner_skateboarder 1 point2 points3 points 4 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Op ‘’i lied for sex, im king of the virgins now’’
[–]8zach4 1 point2 points3 points 4 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Lying is weak af. It shows you’re too invested in her opinion of the truth which is hella needy behavior.
[–]Fascistlucky 1 point2 points3 points 4 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
My mans was just trying to tell the world a possible way of doing something and yall went to town on him. Look, as long as you don't use this consistently, good shit.
[–]Mysterious-_-Syrup 0 points1 point2 points 4 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
You aren't shy, teenagers even, young men can be, you're a coward. Get better bozo
So you have let’s say issues you need to work on, but instead of working on the issues you found a little shortcut that will give you a small short term victory. The way you wrote your post also insinuates you have accepted “the way you are” and therefore from that perspective only cheats/ shortcuts are possible. Don’t think like that, you can work on your anxiety and become a non shy guy and For example just put the effort in and take good pictures and I can pretty much guarantee you three things, it will be hard it will be a lot of effort, but when you get results it will feel so much better.
[–]redditor4206903 0 points1 point2 points 4 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Bro this is fucked up
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