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[β]Dilly-275 733 points734 points735 points 4 years ago (13 children) | Copy Link
you smooth as hell bro
[β]SwagLikeCaiIIou 401 points402 points403 points 4 years ago (10 children) | Copy Link
just like his head
[β]yhanozdemir 103 points104 points105 points 4 years ago (5 children) | Copy Link
damn, that's smooth
[β][deleted] 60 points61 points62 points 4 years ago (2 children) | Copy Link
Just like my brain
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[β]dailymanup 1 point2 points3 points 3 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
The smoothest lines often come from using situational openers and comments. A lot of guys have mastered opening but still struggle with transitioning into full conversation. That's where the conversation formula comes into play. Teasers, cliffhangers, backtrackers, push-pull flirting. All of these conversation techniques create the carefree, fun loving, outcome independent behavior that girls go crazy for. Master the banter game and watch your success rates with girls skyrocket.
[β]RedditSanic 24 points25 points26 points 4 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
just like your existence
[β]rickcrickett 10 points11 points12 points 4 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Damn thatβs smooth
[β]devnasty009 4 points5 points6 points 4 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Dammit I was gonna say that!! π€
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Name checks out
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/r/yourjokebutworse
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Fish
[β]According-Mobile-993 0 points1 point2 points 4 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Not really
[β][deleted] 296 points297 points298 points 4 years ago (10 children) | Copy Link
i have really long hair and my physiotherapist is bald, and i told him my hairs falling out lately and hes like "same" with a poker face and it just instantly made him more attractive to me + made me laugh. also had a massive crush on him for the remainder of our sessions.
[β]ixamxtomorrow 41 points42 points43 points 4 years ago (6 children) | Copy Link
Almost spit out my coffee at this lol
[β]Arow_Thway_ 39 points40 points41 points 4 years ago (5 children) | Copy Link
You know what? Thatβs such an overused line.
[β]ixamxtomorrow 9 points10 points11 points 4 years ago (2 children) | Copy Link
You know what, I drink a coffee every morning and browse Reddit π things in life do happen
[β]technog2 17 points18 points19 points 4 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
Wooooosh
[β]lelucif 8 points9 points10 points 4 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Big time. A bit awkward.
[β]MyWildRage 1 point2 points3 points 4 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
You're an overused line !
[β]Trappedinacar 0 points1 point2 points 4 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
You didn't have to do him like that..
[β]TheOffice_Account 6 points7 points8 points 4 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
...my physiotherapist is bald...massive crush on him for the remainder of our sessions.
Does his name start with "Jonny" and end with "Sims"? If so, then I've seen this video!
[β][deleted] 4 points5 points6 points 4 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
hahahahaha
its crazy cause hes returning the same flirty energy, such a shame hes married. boo.
[β]Aquix 1 point2 points3 points 4 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
therapy indeed
[β]AwkwarkPeNGuiN 154 points155 points156 points 4 years ago (13 children) | Copy Link
βyou know, thatβs such an overused line. What about you, are you taken?β
Alright boss, I'm copying this line. Smooth one.
[+]Teamtoast -31 points-30 points-29 points 4 years ago (12 children) | Copy Link
Am I missing something? Whatβs smooth about it? Youβre giving the girl the option to say βyesβ and then end the interaction immediately. Imo not a great line.
[β]JehovasFinesse 44 points45 points46 points 4 years ago* (7 children) | Copy Link
So you think smooth lines that work have the causal effect of them just ripping off their clothes, jumping on your back and demanding you take them home?
[+]Teamtoast -20 points-19 points-18 points 4 years ago (6 children) | Copy Link
Just asking a question bro. I would always assume a girl is single until she tells me otherwise. Asking her if sheβs taken immediately reveals my intentions
[β]JehovasFinesse 28 points29 points30 points 4 years ago (4 children) | Copy Link
Firstly, that assumption would be wrong. Second, revealing your intentions isnβt a bad thing. Sure, there would be more subtle and less direct ways of discerning that- to keep her at ease, but intentionally avoiding that subject is why a lot of guys feel that they were being led on, and get upset or angry, when the truth comes out. You may not, but a lot do.
[+]whombastank -19 points-18 points-17 points 4 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
You sound fun. Buddy's right, there ain't shit smooth about that line. It doesn't even make sense really. And wtf are you even talking about ripping clothes off and "true intentions"...how's that relate to how non smooth that pickup line was
[β]JehovasFinesse 6 points7 points8 points 4 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
It's a hyperbole to help you gauge the effectiveness of a single solitary smooth line.
You sound fun.
Whoa, that was smooth, wanna have sex?
[+]nickpouygj -16 points-15 points-14 points 4 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
Assuming is perfectly fine because the large majority of women wouldnβt even mention that they have a boyfriend if the dude approaching them is smooth enough. The truth hurts cuz Iβve been that guy π
[β]JehovasFinesse 7 points8 points9 points 4 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Yea because they're idiots thinking you may be looking for something other than sex. My bad. Your game so smooth, you zapped her 3 year boyfriend out of existence.
Are you also the same guy who gets pissed when you approach a girl, she says 'I have a boyfriend' and all you wanted was to know what time it was?
[β]vardarac 0 points1 point2 points 4 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
I know this dude who asks every single woman in the groups he approaches if they're single. He doesn't waste his or their time.
[β]ftmfish 3 points4 points5 points 4 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
I completely agree with you. You donβt need clever wordplay to ask if someone has a partner. In fact, thats a weird thing to ask someone youβve just passed by in a coffee shop. Itβs concerning how much positive attention this thread is getting.
OP i say this to help you out: this person was being nice to you. Donβt ask people if theyβre βtaken.β Itβs corny. Just ask if theyβd like to chat for a bit or if theyβd like some company (if in this context), or if theyβd like to βgo out sometimeβ if another circumstance. People will tell you if theyβre taken if they even bother to spend enough time with you in the first place. For anyone reading this: youβre majorly jumping the gun with this question.
[β]Teamtoast 0 points1 point2 points 4 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Reddit in a nutshell. Not a great place for advice unfortunately
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Thatβs fair. Canβt believe I was downvoted so much for a question and yet not one constructive reply until now. Thank you
[β][deleted] 48 points49 points50 points 4 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
I'll have what you're havin!
[β]mhaaad 44 points45 points46 points 4 years ago (6 children) | Copy Link
How does it feel to have communication/social skills? To throw yourself out there with out the βfearβ ?
[β]WalidfromMorocco 11 points12 points13 points 4 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Feels nice.
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[β]mhaaad 2 points3 points4 points 4 years ago (3 children) | Copy Link
Iβm 30+, I couldnβt have done what you did.
I too was bullied but I my βfearβ comes from multiple failures,
Like this one time as a teenager, I told the girl I was with I loved her, she said that made her happy, I gave her a song that says something like {My love your life is hard without me, and my life is nothing without you, so letβs be together}, her response was: βmy life isnβt hard without you β and broke up with me on the spot π€¦π»ββοΈ. This and other instances where I would risk it and get destroyed is what causes the βfearβ to be strong πΏ.
[β]AquaAnon7 4 points5 points6 points 4 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
I'm sure you really felt you loved her at the time. And I think I knew what you were trying to convey. But I also know how she might have taken that. It probably wasn't your best work because you were only a teenager but those things do leave scars. But if you risked it in that song, why didn't you fight for her?
[β]mhaaad 2 points3 points4 points 4 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
I donβt believe in fighting for someone, if they donβt want to be with you, then let them go.
[β]Karoline0 1 point2 points3 points 4 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Yeah donβt do that to yourself. Because if any man or boy tells that to a woman or girl theyβre interested donβt tell your life is nothing with the person youβre attracted to. If you want to be in a secure, healthy, and long lasting relationship please take care of yourself. Because this is why relationships fall apart due to people neglecting themselves.
[β]WoundedWisdom 47 points48 points49 points 4 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
My man. Way to brighten someoneβs day, and make them feel attractive but not threatened. Pay attention, men and women alike: THIS is how you flirt. π
[β]djeewin 23 points24 points25 points 4 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Iβm so glad I read this post
You smooth as hell man ... just like your head :D
[β]tiempo90 28 points29 points30 points 4 years ago (2 children) | Copy Link
Smooth thanks to circumstance I reckon...
Regardless good work
[β]KD_42 28 points29 points30 points 4 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
Having game is making every circumstance smooth.
[β]Delicious_Ad_1853 4 points5 points6 points 4 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Having game is making every many circumstances smooth.
FTFY. Nobody wins them all!
[β]jerryagno 13 points14 points15 points 4 years ago (2 children) | Copy Link
My niggaπ°
[β]STAY_ROYAL 0 points1 point2 points 4 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
denzel training day gif
[β]jerryagno 1 point2 points3 points 4 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Exactly what i thought ofπ
[β]riddhuraja 4 points5 points6 points 4 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Nice Mannnnnnnn
[β]ketoathlete 6 points7 points8 points 4 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
This is like the crazy dunk that didn't go in but was so dope it still made sports center top 10 that morning
[β][deleted] 3 points4 points5 points 4 years ago* (0 children) | Copy Link
I strive for this confidence. Canβt use that line because I got long thick hair, but that was a smooth ass line.
[β]bruce_maximo 3 points4 points5 points 4 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Nah you were cool guy that met a very cool girl. Most girls would have had a weird reaction. Even though she had a boyfriend she gave you the time of day which shows respect lol. Everybody we meet in life, we meet for a reason.
[β]MattyIce1220 7 points8 points9 points 4 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
I wouldn't even call that a rejection...She just happens to have a bf at the moment. If she was single who knows what would have happened.
[β]UzzythaGoat 2 points3 points4 points 4 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Mr worldwide
[β]undergroundfucker 4 points5 points6 points 4 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
Hahahaha u stole it from Juan (thatwasepic on YouTube) but nice aproach, keep going
[β]RPslimjim 6 points7 points8 points 4 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Whatβs the point? I never cold approach anymore. Just for practice?
[β][deleted] 1 point2 points3 points 4 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
Cue ball almost pocketed that 8!
[β]KlausFenrir 1 point2 points3 points 4 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
rejection
? How was this a rejection?
Thatβs the negatives of online dating. If they donβt meet up donβt date them. The positives of online dating is getting to know someone who gets you.
[β]Pikappucinno 0 points1 point2 points 4 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Now that's seduction
[β][deleted] 4 points5 points6 points 4 years ago (2 children) | Copy Link
are you projecting your lack of confidence in your own hairline? im losing hair and girls dont give a shit
[β][deleted] -1 points0 points1 point 4 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
theres not way im the best they can get, ans thats not the point. as long as you arent bald and fat, being bald is ok, even if it isnt... thats just life
[+]twa8u -13 points-12 points-11 points 4 years ago* (0 children) | Copy Link
Well, you missed the chance of saying "Do you want a husband?" after she said that she had a boyfriend.
Having a goal keeper doesn't mean you can't score goals
[β]youcheekydelinquent 0 points1 point2 points 4 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Did our loud say to chair first "are you taken?"?
[β][deleted] 0 points1 point2 points 4 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
As a bald guy, I'm going to try this xD
[β]DennyBenny 0 points1 point2 points 4 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Played well... nice golf clap complement from the lady.
[β]throwaway716617 0 points1 point2 points 4 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Let me guess. It was the same woman. π
[β]Hot_Funny6531 0 points1 point2 points 4 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
This is gold. As a guy who shaves my head and wears beanies, I will be using these lines.
[β]Vikk773 0 points1 point2 points 4 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
SMOOTH, im gonna use that. also nicely done, congrats
[β]No_Way2496 0 points1 point2 points 4 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Yep rejection doesnβt matter. If a women os not available or has no interest she will still respect a man who goes after what he wants.
Thanks for sharing
[β]lastlifonti 0 points1 point2 points 4 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Smooth AF, bro! ππΎ
[β]shathecomedian 0 points1 point2 points 4 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
Donβt ask if theyβre taken, theyβll let you know one way or another
[β]willgo-waggins 0 points1 point2 points 4 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Well done. Very nice and I got a laugh too!
[β]DTowwns 0 points1 point2 points 4 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Don't care. Be direct, but not pushy. Know exactly what you want from them, but have no expectations. And most but hardest of all, patience. I've literally set out my desires with a girl as I've mentioned here and it took 3months for her to finally welcome me in. ESSENTIALLY, welcome the friend zone after you've told her in the first week or 2 directly that your interested. And most of all, never lie, this is how you hook up with her friend after the sprk fizzles with her lol sounds nasty, but I do not lie.
[β]ruphu 0 points1 point2 points 4 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
I guess I have to go bald to use that line.
[β]Heavenly825 0 points1 point2 points 4 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Nice
[β]Academic_Cucumber_91 0 points1 point2 points 4 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Solid Gold!
[β]Acrobatic-Bass-5873 0 points1 point2 points 4 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Wooohooo! βοΈβοΈ
[β]Daddys_Gorl 0 points1 point2 points 4 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Damn dude thatβs smoother than a new Borns bare ass
[β]Many_Influence_648 0 points1 point2 points 4 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Classic and funny. Glad everything went good
[β]WhatAreYouSaying05 0 points1 point2 points 4 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
The smoothest criminal
[β]HavokSTL 0 points1 point2 points 4 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Smoother than Mr. Clean. God damn. Give this man a round of applause lmao
[β]Informal_Collar426 0 points1 point2 points 4 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
Elon musk wants to open a portal to hell
[β]Informal_Collar426 0 points1 point2 points 4 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Elon musk could sell undies named Tesla for 500$ and people would buy it
[β]LockdownBrowser 0 points1 point2 points 4 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
How would you approach a girl at the gym that keeps giving you the look?
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