Efficiently taking a shower after you bring a girl back?

kabeard · 2016-02-04T05:20:50+00:00

Baby wipes bro.

tantricengineer · 2016-02-04T17:52:28+00:00

A lovely young woman from St. Thomas once put it to me very plainly. We had been dancing for over an hour in a club, and were covered in a nice "waxing" of sweat and cigarette smoke by the time we got to my place.

First thing when we got to my place was drink some water while slow dancing. Then, she looked me in the eyes and said with an ultra confident Caribbean accent, "let's take a shower".

Suddenly, it became a super sensual situation. We hopped into the shower together, teased each other, helped each other clean up, dry off, and then climbed into bed together.

Make the shower as fast or as slow as the situation requires. I happened to live down the street from this absurd club, and we had previously agreed I'd get her back to her friends within an hour or so. The shower was short, but we still had fun with it.

So, just be up front. Getting naked and doing something together before sex always helps you two feel more connected.

Edit: brevity

iConsu · 2016-02-04T05:37:12+00:00

I go to the bathroom right away, wet a bath towel with just water, and then vigorously scrub my genitals, sometimes my ass. Sounds funny, but those are areas of the body where odor develops the quickest. Giving them a quick rub down with a wet towel doesn't make you minty fresh, but it will make things WAY better. I'd avoid using soap or wet wipes because you don't want her to taste those chemicals.

dude_wheres_my_cats · 2016-02-04T11:36:47+00:00

Just rinse your dick under the tap when you get home and dry it with a towel.

No offence but did you really need to ask a group of guys how to wash your wiener after a night out?

You shouldn't be smelling that bad either man, hygiene on point before you go out, that includes trimming down there.

karimpii · 2016-02-04T06:54:12+00:00

Use a moist towelettes and lightly scented soap. If ur junk smells like axe body wash Itl suck

a1004 · 2016-02-04T08:59:14+00:00

Water and soap in your genitals and ass, rinse and dry.

Can take less than 2 minutes and you are totally prepared without odd flavours and mood killers, like the shower.

jean-luc_ritard · 2016-02-04T12:07:36+00:00

Have you heard of a "submarine shower?" Getting wet for 30 seconds, quickly apply soap, rinse for 30 seconds. Should be all you need unless you fell in a mud hole or something

Garconanokin · 2016-02-04T17:46:10+00:00

Do you have a European shower head? That way, you can get in there and spray the cock and balls, the taint and even your badge very quickly.

qdii · 2016-02-04T16:42:48+00:00

I usually go for: "I'm going to take a quick shower, just make yourself at home". and throw something at her (YouTube video on my tablet, tell her to get some wine in the fridge). Then I take the fastest shower ever. like 3 min in/out, and offer her to have one. She knows what's up, she probably also want to have one, she just needs an excuse "I need to check my email real fast, here's a towel if you want to freshen up in the meantime".

Title	Efficiently taking a shower after you bring a girl back?
Author	supaTROopa3
Upvotes	12
Comments	22
Date	February 4, 2016 5:02 AM UTC (10 years ago)
Subreddit	Posted in /r/seduction
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