Guys, I just want to say "THANK YOU SO MUCH". Seriously, if you would you told me 2 months ago "you're going to be a very different person and even make out with a girl", I would have you that you were crazy. However, thanks to this subreddit, I changed myself for the better so much that I didn't just only make out with a girl, but she actually approached me.

I guess I owe you guys a mini Field Report, so here it goes.

Me and 2 of my friends went out to a club last night. One of my friends decided to be really nice to me and he allowed me to borrow his clothes.

So, we went to this club (I couldn't drink any alcohol as I was the designated driver), and there were only like 100 people there. This was quite sad, as I thought that this was going to be a night where I wouldn't be able to dance with any girls. And this was actually true for the majority of the night. Most girls in there were already taken.

So, I've decided to depart from my friends for a little bit, and this is were the make out happened. A girl just approached me and said to me "Hey, I really like your hat". I was actually one of the only people to be wearing a hat in the club, which made me stand out quite easily.

"Thank you. You look incredibly cute by the way. What is your name?"
"I'm [name]." (Am I allowed to post names on here? It's not like any of you guys would know her just by her first name.)
"Alright, my name is TimHatesChoosingName. How old are you?"
"Is it the 28th yet?" At this point, she began to put her arm around my neck and she gave me a lot of other minor IOIs. I also put my hand around her waist, just to see if she would object to me touching her. She didn't object at all.
"Wait, you're 28 years old?" I actually pulled me hand away, thinking that she was 28 years old.
"Haha, no. I'm 16, but I'm going to be 17 on the 28th" At this point, she looked at me with those 'Please, just take me right now!' eyes.
"Oh, happy birthday then. Say, would you like to dance with me?"

At this point, I fully expected her to be like "No, sorry. I already have a boyfriend", but she started to grab me and grind on me. After a second, she moved her head closer to mine, but I just shrugged it off, thinking that she was just going to say something in my ear. Instead of whispering something in my ear, she just kissed me and we started to make out for a solid minute.

Once again, this wouldn't have been possible without your help. If I wouldn't have found you guys, I would just continued the conversation with the girl without asking her to dance. I wouldn't have been able to pick up on the fact that she touched me because she was interested in me. I wouldn't have gone out to a nightclub at all, and I would just have played video games instead.

Thank you guys so much, and this is just a small stepping stone towards me being able to sleep with girls. If you're somebody who's like "Brah, I'm ugly as fuck. No girl would ever do this to me.", just remember that I used to be an ugly fuck as well. It's all about that confidence, girls go crazy over a confident man.