Shit testing: Ways to spot it and react it to it?

nefrina · 2011-03-28T16:09:24+00:00

A shit test is a question with no right answer. Often they are yes-or-no questions or multiple choice questions which try to pigeonhole you into a few answers so that you're sure to answer wrong. Some girls do this intentionally, but most of the time it's just an accident. Even something as simple as "What do you do for a living" can be shit-test-y (because most people's jobs are uninteresting).

There are a few strategies to use against a shit test which can be mixed and matched as appropriate:

Reject the question. HB: "What do you do?" Alpha: "That's a boring question. Ask me something interesting." HB: "How old do you think I am?" Alpha: "I know better than to answer that." HB: "Do you think that girl is hot?" Alpha: "Don't ask me questions you don't want answered."
The ridiculous answer. HB: "What do you do?" Alpha: "I'm a ghost buster." HB: "How old do you think I am?" Alpha: "68, maybe 67 at best." HB: "Do you think that girl is hot?" Alpha: "No, I'm gay."
Answer with an escalating question. HB: "What do you do?" Alpha: "Why, are you trying to stalk me?" HB: "How old do you think I am?" Alpha: "Why, are you afraid you might be too old for me to consent?" HB: "Do you think that girl is hot?" Alpha: "Why, are you trying to set up a threesome?"

avrus · 2011-03-28T13:50:57+00:00

The one that stands out for me:

Was dating this girl and she found one of my "seduction" books. She said "what's this?" and I explained it was a self help book.

She responded with "so am I some sort of experiment then?"

"No baby, I'm the experiment. And clearly it worked."

RcskaSedd · 2011-03-28T04:45:54+00:00

Shit test's are when women ask you very tricky questions. I remember i was hanging out with this girl, and we both kinda liked each other. She pulls out her phone and says "would you ever date this girl?" it was someone she hated. pretty much I acted quick and pulled out my phone. I had a picture of a honey badger (to remind myself to be fearless like him and NOT GIVE A FUCK) and showed her the picture and said "would you ever date this?" She replys "EW WHATS THAT?!?!" Me: "ITS MY DOG! you're making fun of my dog?"

you fail shit test by thinking. DONT EVER THINK OF GOOD REPLY, you will already have fail because you're thinking and using logic. Women don't communicate like that. Spewing anything out of your mouth is the best option.

But that might be kinda hard for a noobie right? yes it is, I failed MANY shit test when i first began and women will lost attraction right away. They'll forgive you for your mistakes, but you gotta forgive yourself and learn. The more you fail the better you get.

A good reply would be to throw the question right back at them.

Another shit test is when they ask for your age, where do you work, where do you live, if you have a car, anything to get a opinion of you.

I just realize a month ago those were shit test. I remenber a girl asking for my age, first i answered with bullshit her: how old are you? me: 100 years old The second time she asked me i caved in and told her. because she was pretty hot and cool. (dont let that fool you either, Chick can be very cool with you, but that can quickly change...) so if they ever ask you lame question like those, get creative and answer with bullshit.

where do you live? I live under the freeway in a IKEA box

Do you have a car? I fly instead, thats my super power

Do you have a job? Yeah I'm a hit man.

Be playful, creative and dorky with these answer. Next time a girl ask me for my age i'm gonna give her the same age as doctor who (which i dont know yet.. :( )

So have fun with it.

SpiderFan · 2011-03-28T06:17:34+00:00

Well, as for spotting it. A lot of times they aren't consciously shit testing, it's just that life throws you test.

Same with 'neg hits'. When you're getting to know a girl, you'll find out somethings that are unflattering if you want to neg hit or not.

heckz · 2011-03-28T19:19:00+00:00

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acartoontiger · 2011-03-28T04:39:48+00:00

It is very difficult to see shit tests coming, but you can anticipate that they will come. Girls do this even if they don't realize it, it is kinda just a way to force us to qualify ourselves. Any time that you are trying to prove your value to a girl, she will inevitably try to punch holes in you, and you must react smoothly and confidently... thats how guys pass shit tests. I personally don't even think about shit tests because they are a mute point, as long as you are cool and confident, you wont even notice that you are passing the tests, and the less you think about it the better.

Title	Shit testing: Ways to spot it and react it to it?
Author	BH-rAFC
Upvotes	5
Comments	36
Date	March 28, 2011 4:10 AM UTC (15 years ago)
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