Came across this on twitter...

myousername · 2020-08-20T20:08:15+00:00

Honestly I don't even want the sausage anymore. I am THIS CLOSE 🤏 to going completely vegan.

CassieGreen85 · 2020-08-20T18:29:11+00:00

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husheveryone · 2020-08-20T16:59:31+00:00

🚫🐷!!!!

Vermicellipickle · 2020-08-20T19:07:02+00:00

Statistically men are happier in marriages and live longer. This is not the case for women. Women don't need to worry about finding a man; we need to focus on accepting a worthy partner. Otherwise, what's the point?

munissa · 2020-08-20T21:12:08+00:00

HAHAHAHAH. Love this.

KetoKittenAround · 2020-08-20T22:17:37+00:00

“Little” sausage is pretty correct 🤣

This is hilarious

Ketolove604 · 2020-08-21T02:35:41+00:00

HAHAHA! This made me lol. I have a feeling I'm going to repeat this joke at some point :)

Hmtnsw · 2020-08-21T03:18:34+00:00

I. AM. DEAD.

0kfornow · 2020-08-21T13:03:42+00:00

Also there's a solid percentage wondering whether the sausage is worth the effort at all.

cleopatrasincarnate · 2020-08-21T11:53:47+00:00

omgggggg 😭😭😂😂

Title	Came across this on twitter...
Author	liondale
Upvotes	488
Comments	15
Date	August 20, 2020 3:28 PM UTC (5 years ago)
Subreddit	Posted in /r/FemaleDatingStrategy
Original Link	https://old.reddit.com/r/FemaleDatingStrategy/comments/idcecc/came_across_this_on_twitter/
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