VERY LONG I APOLOGIZE IN ADVANCE...

Last night a group of friends and 1 friend of a friend from college went out to dinner to catch up and reminisce. There were 5 of us at the table, 3 men and 2 women, one of these women had always been bigger throughout college but now 20 years later has topped the scales at 450 lbs on a 5'1" frame. (FYI This is the friend of a friend)

This dinner was a typical one with small talk, discussion of children/ divorce/ dating/ etc.... that is until the morbidly obese one decided to take over the entire discussion on her many woes in dating. Keep in mind that this giant land whale has that obnoxious fat girl volume where every thing they say is practically yelled, and when they become excited it is so loud it causes a ringing in your ears.

She started complaining how shallow men are, that they are intimidated by dating a real woman, that men shouldn't care that she had slept with over 75 men in her college years, blah blah blah. Gentlemen this was as if she was reading typical land whale TUMBLR posts verbatim.

Having been raised to be polite I held my tongue and allowed this mass of fat, sweat and bullshit to continue her diarrhea of the mouth for 10 minutes or so. I was honestly doing very well just ignoring her until she decided that I had not been interactive enough in her whiny self delusional bullshit and called me out for not replying.

Gentlemen, I snapped, and unleashed my ever growing MGTOW mind on her. I began by asking what exactly does she have to offer a man, she does not work, she collects SSI from the government, was relying on the male friend that brought her that night to pay for her MASSIVE dinner, still lives at home at 45, has a degree in literature and over $250K debt for that alone, eats like a human garbage disposal, and weighs more than 2 average men and is so sweaty/ repulsive that would be undesirable even by the most desperate of men.

The entire table sat there and looked at me in utter shock as generally I have always been known to be the quiet one. After a very long pause the gentleman that brought her and was friends with her in college (read used to fuck her when he was drunk and needed an easy lay... and at least 300 lbs ago.) told me that I should leave because I was being an ass. I responded I would gladly as long as it got me away from this complete train wreck of an evening.

I got up and left my part of the bill and went home to my clean, quiet, beer-filled home home and played Call of Duty for hours. This is the way I should have spent my entire night.