• they're short

  • they're about as tall as cockroaches

  • they have the attitude of the ugly and annoying dog, the chihuahua. Little angry thing trying to compensate for the lack of height.

  • constantly whining and probably pmsing about their height.

  • childish and need to grow up

  • needy and annoying and constantly needs validation

  • completely unmasculine. Women dating short men may as well be lesbians.

  • unattractive they are basically literally goblins.

  • they are evil and closer to hell.

  • they cant reach the top shelf at the supermarket.

  • you cant wear heels or he'll have a hissy fit

  • your children will be short

  • his genes are clearly awful