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Hey TRP, wanna see something really funny?

DavidTIntellectual
July 25, 2013
74 upvotes
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Title Hey TRP, wanna see something really funny?
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DavidTIntellectual
Upvotes 74
Comments 85
Date July 25, 2013 7:53 PM UTC
(13 years ago)
Subreddit Posted in /r/TheRedPill
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Comments

[–]Endorsed ContributorThe_PUA_Punanny 22 points23 points24 points 13 years ago (4 children) | Copy Link

Everyone already accepts the fact that fat people are fat.

The only lack of acceptance going on here is the fatties' refusal to accept reality: Being fat entails negative consequences.

The BBC recently had a documentary about the NHS (National Health Service) where they had 100 cameras follow people around in hospitals all over the country for one 24 hour period.

The chronic users of the health service were the elderly, and FAT PEOPLE. There were young people that should have never seen the inside of the doctor's office, but for their obesity-related problems.

It was fatty after fatty after fatty.

They are single-plump-handedly causing the insolvency of the health care system.

[–]angelothewizard 11 points12 points13 points 13 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link

My God, you're going to tell me that actions have consequences?

[–]gliff159 4 points5 points6 points 13 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link

INFAB My actions shouldn't have consequences

[–]FAPSLOCK 2 points3 points4 points 13 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link

Everyone already accepts the fact that fat people are fat.

Everyone except FA-ers.

Ironically, Fat Acceptance is often about denying how fat you are.

Overweight! Over-what-weight?

[–]thestyrbjorn 42 points42 points42 points 13 years ago [recovered] | Copy Link

Fat bloke here, this made me chuckle. I am doing something to lose weight as opposed to those who only bitch about it.

[–][deleted] 13 years ago (18 children) | Copy Link

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[–]thestyrbjorn 28 points28 points28 points 13 years ago [recovered] | Copy Link

I had decades of shit from people who bashed me for being a fat fuck, I used to be bothered until I was something like 21. Going to a gym when fat is a bitch. People will judge you but honestly 90% of people who are fat are the ones who caused it (including me).

I started loosing weight month ago and I am on a good way to loosing 90lbs in total. Feels awesome and empowering. Everybody who is complaining about their weight should at least try. My diet is quite cool actually and while first 2 weeks sucked hard I could not possibly start eating all the shit I used to. Nice lean meat and loads of veg for me please! When I loose enough time to hit gym and get ripped. Then to realize my dream of getting racing license and doing some races.

[–]dropit_sphere 20 points21 points22 points 13 years ago (3 children) | Copy Link

Everyone likes a comeback kid. Keep it up.

[–]thestyrbjorn8 points 13 years ago [recovered] | Copy Link

Thank you. It is good to finally do something positive with my life.

[–]AboveAFC 1 points1 points1 points 13 years ago [recovered] | Copy Link

Sorry, can't help myself.

http://youtu.be/P5GufEJH3dI

[–][deleted] 13 years ago (8 children) | Copy Link

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[–]thestyrbjorn7 points 13 years ago [recovered] (7 children) | Copy Link

Thank you, there is a lot of people who are even bigger inspiration for me at least. I still have a lot to repair in my life and I just begun on my journey to becoming somebody worth mentioning.

[–][deleted] 13 years ago (6 children) | Copy Link

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[–]thestyrbjorn 6 points6 points6 points 13 years ago [recovered] | Copy Link

I have noticed that as well. We let governments walk all over us. I live in England at the moment and you probably notices what kind of bullshit we have to swallow. I already had to relocate once because of political reasons but it looks like after settling in England I will have look for another place to live in dignity.

[–][deleted] 13 years ago (4 children) | Copy Link

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[–]thestyrbjorn 4 points4 points4 points 13 years ago [recovered] | Copy Link

One day The People will wake up. I only hope it won't be too late.

[–][deleted] 13 years ago (2 children) | Copy Link

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[–]thestyrbjorn2 points 13 years ago [recovered] | Copy Link

I still have a bit of hope. The People have risen before. The French revolution is probably a shitty example but in my understanding it proves that change can happen.

[–]bighairyninja 3 points4 points5 points 13 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link

It might be your fault for being fat. But anyone who judges you for trying to improve yourself, fuck them. Keep at it and good luck :) Edit replaced from with for

[–]thestyrbjorn4 points 13 years ago [recovered] | Copy Link

It is my fault and it started biting as well. I am only 23 this year but I felt like I was 80 at least, you know the usual heart problems and not being able to get my ass off of a chair. For me the biggest thing now is to start building my life around what I want to do and care for people who mean something for me. It feels great but I still have a very long journey ahead of me.

[–][deleted] 13 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link

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[–]RedPillScare 0 points1 point2 points 13 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link

That's my attitude. I got a few extra pounds, and mad respect for other folks who do the work to get fit.

[–]theVet 1 point2 points3 points 13 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link

That's admirable, keep it up.

[–]cooledcannon 2 points3 points4 points 13 years ago (2 children) | Copy Link

/r/Paleo

[–]thestyrbjorn2 points 13 years ago [recovered] (1 child) | Copy Link

I had a look at that subreddit yesterday actually. My diet is pretty similar to this (very modified Dukan's diet). I avoid anything that was processed and eat low fat healthy food. It works so I am reluctant to change it for now.

[–]QuietlyLearning 0 points1 point2 points 13 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link

Nutrition varies from person to person due to genetics. This may be your niche. Paleolithic and Keto work as arching ideas because they work in most cases.

[–]fuk_offe 26 points27 points28 points 13 years ago* (4 children) | Copy Link

STARTS PUKING ALL OVER THE COMPUTER AND DESK

[–]DavidTIntellectual[S] 19 points20 points21 points 13 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link

The person I'm having sex with finds me so sexually repulsive he can't perform whilst the lights are on... but that's clearly HIS fault, not mine!

[–]troubadour1492 10 points11 points12 points 13 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link

Dear wife? I didn't know you were on Reddit.

[–][deleted] 13 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link

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[–]fuk_offe 5 points6 points7 points 13 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link

DAMNIT ! Thanks bro, my bad. +1

[–][deleted] 36 points37 points38 points 13 years ago (14 children) | Copy Link

Oh god. I just learned of the "I need feminism because" and this shit all at once.

I feel that I should jerk it to http://i.imgur.com/jopoF7C.jpg just out of principle. Too bad her face induces whisky-dick.

[–][deleted] 23 points24 points25 points 13 years ago (6 children) | Copy Link

I remember seen one of those "I need feminism" posters of a girl (pretty cute actually) and one of the points she made was something along the lines of:

INF because i did not know that it doesn't matter if I was in a relationship and gave consent it is still rape.

At that point of stupidity you can not even get mad at them, it just sad.

[–][deleted] 28 points29 points30 points 13 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link

"I need feminism because if my orgasm is not "I consent, I consent, I consent...oh god I consent... it is rape"

[–]Insomania -1 points0 points1 point 13 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link

you win the internet, bro :)

[–][deleted] 13 years ago (3 children) | Copy Link

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[–]Endorsed ContributorrebuildingMyself 1 point2 points3 points 13 years ago (2 children) | Copy Link

The point is those two sentences aren't related at all.

[–]cooledcannon 0 points1 point2 points 13 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link

its all semantics. the meanings of words change over time. i guess i should have put rape in quotation marks but w/e people dont understand sophisticated humor

[–]Endorsed ContributorrebuildingMyself 1 point2 points3 points 13 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link

Welcome to the Internet

[–]AlwaysLateToThreads 3 points4 points5 points 13 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link

This is even better than /r/Ineedfeminismbecause

[–]cooledcannon 2 points3 points4 points 13 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link

it might not be, but theres nothing wrong with staring anyway, regardless of attire.

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points3 points 13 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link

Her pretentious expression almost annoys me as much as the fact that she forgot a word.

[–]jordypants 3 points4 points5 points 13 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link

Gonna clean the pipes to that one out of principle, if you haven't already.

Also, every one of us must be falling over backwards to procreate with this thing.

[–]PinkfloydPurplefloyd 0 points1 point2 points 13 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link

I swear these feminists all share the same glasses shape.

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point2 points 13 years ago* (0 children) | Copy Link

Yet I go out with my tits hanging out and the word "JUICY" on my ass.

[–]Kaquin20 points21 points22 points 13 years ago (8 children) | Copy Link

http://i.imgur.com/vwzQYre.jpg

This doesn't even make sense.

[–]Peripheryy 34 points35 points36 points 13 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link

This is the only body I get, so I should treat it like garbage.

Makes sense.

[–]biowar45 2 points3 points4 points 13 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link

Thanks. I couldn't even read it as the colors are so bad.

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point2 points 13 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link

I would tell them to their face their excess weight is not healthy if I saw them trotting around with these signs.

[–]TRP VanguardYouDislikeMyOpinion 0 points1 point2 points 13 years ago (3 children) | Copy Link

Why is she barefoot?

[–]cactuar44 2 points3 points4 points 13 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link

Shoes don't fit her silly.

[–]TRP VanguardYouDislikeMyOpinion 0 points1 point2 points 13 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link

That was good!

[–]RedPillScare -1 points0 points1 point 13 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link

Because that gets her halfway to barefoot and pregnant, right?

[–]SpinalArt 10 points11 points12 points 13 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link

Is this really happening? People are really serious about this? I need answers

[–]santaincarnate 11 points12 points13 points 13 years ago (5 children) | Copy Link

It's interesting how absolutely female-dominated the FA movement is. Even beta men aren't so dim as to think being fat is acceptable - only women.

[–]Netlinfo 9 points10 points11 points 13 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link

Exactly. I've noticed it was quite interesting to see that not only there are no fat men in this movement, but they don't have any white knights to support them either. Makes you feel bad for them.

[–]_DiscoNinja_ 2 points3 points4 points 13 years ago (2 children) | Copy Link

There were some gay dudes in the line up.

[–]DingFuckinDong 1 point2 points3 points 13 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link

muh xenoestrogens

[–]QuietlyLearning 0 points1 point2 points 13 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link

There is one guy I knew that felt discriminated in class not because he was gay but because he was four hundred pounds. The professor literally tripped over him a few times because of his girth and the smallness of the classrooms.

[–]gotsickfromweed 0 points1 point2 points 13 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link

/r/fatlogic is too

[–]anotherbluemarlin 2 points3 points4 points 13 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link

"Hey, i want everyone to validate my shitty lifestyle because i'm not responsible enough to change and too entitled to accept than noone owe me just because i existe"

[–]16 MGaiusScaevolus 6 points7 points8 points 13 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link

Oh god. I didn't even know /r/INFB was a place, and now I get that plus some FA. It's too much, I can't take all the humor.

[–]daykid 0 points1 point2 points 13 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link

This post on /r/INeedFeminismBecause just made my day.

[–]McMurphyCrazy 2 points3 points4 points 13 years ago (7 children) | Copy Link

These are all being pulled from http://ineedfatacceptance.tumblr.com

[–]DavidTIntellectual[S] 6 points7 points8 points 13 years ago (6 children) | Copy Link

Holy shit... [Trigger Warning]

[–]redpill90 4 points5 points6 points 13 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link

so is that a guy?

[–]PerfectionEmbodied 4 points5 points6 points 13 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link

Technically

[–]angelothewizard 3 points4 points5 points 13 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link

Oh my god, my body is trying to vomit. THIS HAS NEVER HAPPENED BEFORE TO ME WHILE ON THE INTERNET!

[–][deleted] 13 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link

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[–]legendofthebar 0 points1 point2 points 13 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link

i think that's a neckercheif.

[–]NohjEdo 2 points3 points4 points 13 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link

I need feminism because without it women might be more discriminating about letting me have sex with them without spending a single dime or any signs of commitment.

[–]DesiAntiFeminist 1 point2 points3 points 13 years ago (3 children) | Copy Link

Just to help complete this thread:

Fuck yeah! Fat PhDs

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points3 points 13 years ago (2 children) | Copy Link

Oh for fuck's sake. Half of those aren't even PhDs, they're Master's graduates.

Of course (if you recall the original tweet that this is based off) some fat people do indeed get PhDs. But actually, one thing I have noticed (having been to a lot of scientific conferences) is that fat scientists are actually pretty rare, much rarer than fat people are in the general population, and certainly much rarer than fat people are in the general "nerdy" population. Even the normal middle-aged spread seems to hit scientists less than the general population.

They're not especially fit, and certainly not especially well dressed or well groomed, and many of them are downright funny-looking, but they're generally not fat. I don't know why this is, but it's definitely noticeable.

[–]greedo_posted_first 1 point2 points3 points 13 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link

To paraphrase somebody, your body is a reflection of your lifestyle and your lifestyle is the culmination of your daily habits. Those who are lazy do not usually have the self-control and perseverance to pursue a worthwhile (read: hard) higher degree.

[–]W-Z-R 0 points1 point2 points 13 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link

That's actually a pretty astute observation

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[–]watersign 1 point2 points3 points 13 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link

for fucks sake

[–]legendofthebar 1 point2 points3 points 13 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link

god damn you! its gonna be a week before i can have an erection again.

[–]frazzleddd 1 point2 points3 points 13 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link

I couldn't fathom how horrible the link could possibly be. Christ save us

[–]W-Z-R 1 point2 points3 points 13 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link

I'm quite young and growing up I was the fat kid (not anymore) I agree that people shouldn't make fun of overweight people but what gets me is the sexual entitlement here-mainly completely coming from women. Not only should you not bully fat people (agreed) you must also find that shit attractive.

[–]1browndelicious 2 points3 points4 points 13 years ago (3 children) | Copy Link

This makes me want to hurl and then go cuddle with my well worn copy of Atlas Shrugged.

[–]Endorsed ContributorThe_PUA_Punanny 5 points6 points7 points 13 years ago (2 children) | Copy Link

Atlas collapsed under their weight.

[–][deleted] 3 points4 points5 points 13 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link

Atlas needs to Man UpTM

[–]Endorsed ContributorThe_PUA_Punanny 1 point2 points3 points 13 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link

Give it to her with the Lights OnTM

[–]Graizur 0 points1 point2 points 13 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link

Keep getting pulled into an us vs them scenario... See how far that gets you if you aren't ready for it.

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point2 points 13 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link

That is messed up.

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