My Tattoo

Perhaps not Red Pill - but something every guy should do

I went out one night and apparently I drank a LOT of tequila. I woke up in bed the next morning with a tattoo of a tequila worm on my inner thigh next to my ball sack. It wasn't a big tattoo .. about the size of a silver dollar. While I didn't plan it or tell anyone about it, I kind of liked it.

anyway - When I was in college, I worked on the night shift of a psych center. My job was to strap em' in. I worked on a floor with a nurse. On her lunch break, she would go into the breakroom and take a nap. Her lunch break often took two or three hours. When she got back I would go on my break. It was the ideal job for a college student .. lots of time to study. Anyway -while the nurse was on break, I would sit in the hallway and make sure that everyone stayed in their rooms.

One night, the psych attendant got paged to the emergency room. When he finished up there, he came up to our floor and asked to speak to one of the patients (in order to save himself a trip back to the hospital the next day). He went into his office, and I trotted down the hall and knocked on the patients door. I informed her that the doctor was on the floor and wanted to see her. She asked for a few minutes to get dressed, so I waited out in the empty hallway for her.

Finally - after some time passed, she came out and I walked her down to the doctors office. She proceeded to tell the doctor that I had forced her to give me a blowjob.

In a hospital - if those allegations are made against you, you're immediatly suspended w/out pay while an investigation starts. Nearly always you find yourself out of a job.

When the board of directors met in the morning I dropped my pants and showed my tattoo. I told them she should be able to describe the tattoo if what she said actually happened.

To make a long story short - the patient finally had to admit that she made the whole thing up.

Gents - I recommend getting a tattoo in the general area of your johnson. It saved my life, and it could save yours. Don't ever mention the tattoo to anyone - and it's kind of cool when someone actually sees it for the first time for a legitimate reason.