If you love someone, set them free ....if they come back they are yours. If they don't, they never were.🦄

Update: A man wanting a relationship should demonstrate commitment or stop wasting your time. 😑

 

Plenty more fish in the sea.🐟

Update: True, but you're gonna need a large net and  be prepared to throw many back.🐡

 

Better to have loved and lost than never to have loved at all. 🕉

Update:. If you "lost" them in any way other than death it wasn't love. Better to dump the scrote and reclaim your life 🦋

 

All's fair in love and war.☣

Update: That's right scrotes, Love is a battlefield and these warrior queens are not afraid to snoop through your phones.🎯

 

If you can't be with the one you love, love the one you're with.😙

Update: If he wanted to be with you he would walk over hot coals to make that happen. Consider if “the one you're with" is worth your time.🍤

 

Expect little, forgive much.😇

Update: Keep your standards high, vet continuously.😑

 

The way to a man's heart is through his stomach.🍟

Update: The way to a woman's heart doth not involveth cheap coffee dates.🥂🍝🍨

 

Absence maketh the heart grow fonder.😗

Update: True! This is why the 3 month rule works 😉