5 (FIVE) INCHES IS ENOUGH

Mrs_Drgree · 2021-10-01T20:07:13+00:00

Enough to make us laugh.

Kurama1612 · 2021-10-01T20:15:38+00:00

It’s not the size of the vector that matters, it’s how you apply the force.

For all the physicists out there.

TheBookOfSeil · 2021-10-01T22:03:58+00:00

5 inches in diameter

nemporisso · 2021-10-01T20:09:12+00:00

Think you dropped this 👑

Im_The_Daiquiri_Man · 2021-10-01T22:18:51+00:00

In honor of Norm Macdonald this reminds me of this bit:

You ever hear guys with small cocks talk about sex? Can't talk about it enough. They even got poems. They'll say, 'It's not the motion of the ocean, it's the boat of the lotion.' I've even heard variants..., "it's not the tree or the size, it's the axe that you wax.' It's a whole sub-genre of poetry now that's taught in many of our finer institutions.

It turns out nobody likes spouting free verse more than guys with small cocks

And the subtext of all this is that guys with huge cocks would have no clue.

”What do you do with it? You put it in and … I can’t figure this out. Which is ironic because everybody wants my huge cock.”

Inabind369 · 2021-10-02T00:33:03+00:00

No it ain’t. Anything less than 7 and I feel sorry for you. Bottoming out feels amazing and ladies love BD

backcourtjester · 2021-10-01T20:10:41+00:00

Its not the size of the boat, its the motion in the ocean…but it doesn’t hurt to have a cruise ship

trail22 · 2021-10-01T20:10:52+00:00

Honestly the only person who said that and I believed was here. She then went on to say it size queens most wostly relegated to overweight women soo. She was so unflinching cruel sayign things like fo course women dont want to date out of their race because they want kids that look like them; i couldnt deny that she believed what she said.

LePengwino · 2021-10-01T20:15:29+00:00

I agree. I love working on my 5'' macbook.

QuenchlessGato · 2021-10-01T20:21:30+00:00

Cope

ilovepetya · 2021-10-01T23:15:49+00:00

anything under 7 inches might as well be a micropenis to am*rican women.

-TheGreasyPole- · 2021-10-01T20:07:47+00:00

Totally Agree

Mark_Freed · 2021-10-01T20:21:15+00:00

Girls did not like how boys body shamed them and they felt pressure to have big boobs and thin waists.

So a group of them decided to flip it on guys and started claiming dick size was important. This is how the myth was born.

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Competitive_Pen2282 · 2021-10-02T09:49:39+00:00

Do so tiny dicks even exist?

ChromaticVengeance · 2021-10-01T21:22:20+00:00

I mean, you got small hands, so...

Title	5 (FIVE) INCHES IS ENOUGH
Author	zyramain69
Upvotes	2
Comments	22
Date	October 1, 2021 8:05 PM UTC (4 years ago)
Subreddit	Posted in /r/PurplePillDebate
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