This bhean drochbaininscneach is everything I’ve ever dreamt of… in my nightmares: ramhar, tatúnna, stán na boid mile and GASP… she even has an OnlyFans account! She has it all, guys. Why are you waiting to marry her??!

Typo-MAGAshiv · 2021-09-25T13:47:38+00:00

looking for bf pls

Eh, close enough. For all that a boyfriend isn't a husband or LTR, it's much closer to commitment than this one is used to.

Weekend post approved.

ZarBandit · 2021-09-25T14:15:28+00:00

Strippers quickly become jaded and bitter because they have to fake being nice to ‘unworthy’ men to get their money. And that’s the ones who don’t offer side services that are off the legal menu.

Many develop drinking problems and drug problems. Then they start having to work to pay for the habits. The smarter ones have a deal with the bar tender so that when a sucker buys them a drink, theirs have no alcohol and they get a cash kickback for a supposed alcohol sale.

It should go without saying, but never ever wife up a stripper or ex-stripper. Even if they treated it strictly as a job, avoided providing extra services and didn’t get hooked on drink or drugs. They’re still very screwed up in the best case scenario.

Captainbuttman · 2021-09-25T17:25:49+00:00

Protip if you have to post the translation of half your post in the comments then you probably should just post it originally in english and save us all the trouble.

Rob141414 · 2021-09-25T13:24:53+00:00

24 going on 45….

Disciple_Of_Cheesus · 2021-09-25T13:18:21+00:00

A whole lotta miles on this one... Whew!

ONEJOHNSON · 2021-09-25T13:36:06+00:00

The more men that have seen a womans body and been inside it, the less marriageable she is, even long term relationships are out of the question. I will not invest my time and emotion into someone who has had their pairbonding mechanism destroyed and who has given into their overt attention seeking nature from the many instead of the one (aka the boyfriend/spouse) which also destroys their long term relationship potential... Yet women expect to be able to wilfully ignore this innate requirement that men have due to their nature. Men love sluts to fuck, not to wife. And you can't chose both only one..

Jake-Orion · 2021-09-25T16:34:23+00:00

I'm not a tats guy. In my eyes, she made herself look 150% uglier than she would be without them. I don't mind small "cute" tats, but to graffiti yourself like you're a Chicago wall...

No.

Joaquino7997 · 2021-09-25T15:17:01+00:00

bf = benefactor

UhBallsDontTalkBack · 2021-09-25T13:09:31+00:00

And once again, i have no life, its 6:08am, i haven't slept yet, and I'm responing to a post about 10 minutes old, after refreshing every 5 to 10 minutes.

Land_of_the_Losers · 2021-09-25T13:36:47+00:00

Do strippers have to pass a basic literacy test? I mean, I figure they need to be able to write their own names on a dotted line at least. Their real names, not their stage names.

Is 'Only Fams' incest-themed porn, by the way? If so, that site ought to be nuked.

ACAB_1312_FTP · 2021-09-25T19:25:04+00:00

She looks like she's taking a dump in the woods.

me_at_myhouse · 2021-09-25T21:34:16+00:00

She should be awarded a prize for that photo. The level of body concealment is amazing. She has literally twisted into a position to hid her gut, uses hair to hide her cheek and chins, and the phone to conceal her other cheek.

manfrom-nantucket · 2021-09-25T14:12:15+00:00

In another 5 years she will be telling us about how men don't want to give her a chance and only want sex.

Harry_Teak · 2021-09-25T23:14:05+00:00

Nothing like taking what might have been an attractive face and body and deforming it via obesity and elective surgery. And she's got people who will pay to fap while looking at her. SMMFH.

Maximum-Complaint-68 · 2021-09-25T12:57:07+00:00

*Gaelige*	*Pronunciation*	*Béarla*
*bhean drochbaininscneach*	*v/fa-an drok-ba-en-en-sk-na-ak*	*Unfeminine woman*
*ramhar*	*ra-var*	*Fat*
*tatúnna*	*ta-toon-na (ú sounds like the "oo" in pool)*	*Tattooed*
*stán na boid mile*	*st-awn na bo-ed me-la (á sounds like the "aw" in "paw")*	*Thousand Cock Stare*

John_Magnus · 2021-09-26T02:56:44+00:00

Cén fath tú ag caint as Gaelige?

tokats · 2021-09-26T01:30:21+00:00

Bro what language are you speaking I can’t understand the title. Serious question. I’m sure it makes sense to you when you post it but like 99% probably don’t get

CrimbusIsOver · 2021-09-26T08:24:16+00:00

Can you just write the title in English? A VAST majority of us don't speak or understand Gaelic.

MastermindX · 2021-09-26T18:34:57+00:00

24? Is that her age or the number of surgeries?

donotvotemedown · 2021-09-26T00:13:20+00:00

This group was funny before it reached maximum nerd level

This bhean drochbaininscneach is everything I’ve ever dreamt of… in my nightmares: ramhar, tatúnna, stán na boid mile and GASP… she even has an OnlyFans account! She has it all, guys. Why are you waiting to marry her??!

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