Long in the tooth lady leaves love of her life for long term loneliness.

Typo-MAGAshiv · 2022-03-12T17:24:05+00:00

This was an excellent find, /u/Ryno-Dee, and I'm sorry to those who have commented so far, but the subreddit of origin was visible at the top of both screenshots. For the protection of our own subreddit, we do not allow that information to be present in the screenshots or revealed in the comments or titles.

Please censor that in accordance with rules 4, 6, and 7 and resubmit.

Anyone who has commented so far, please re-comment at the new post once he does.

CC: /u/moorekom, /u/sleepyweaselisawake

Chiliresident · 2022-03-12T13:23:48+00:00

She traded in her Ferrari for what she thought was a Lamborghini but she ended up in the junk yard. Because a Ford Chevy or even a Honda just won’t do. Modern women are their own worst enemies.

VultureBlack · 2022-03-12T13:32:10+00:00

what a whore, this is what happens when you date a woman who has a high body count. They take tge best quality of all the they dated and combine they into one man without considered how contradictory these goals are. This is how you get devil Chad e.g 666 man. 6 foot, 6 figures and 6 inches.

GundamZero83 · 2022-03-12T13:36:39+00:00

Hopefully he ex husband found someone that actually loves and cares for him.

monkey-primate-man · 2022-03-12T13:22:09+00:00

It's moments like these which make me realize everything is not my fault. I'm simply not responsible for other people's wackiness. No bitterness, only a mild enjoyment in absurdism now.

sleepyweaselisawake · 2022-03-12T13:35:59+00:00

"I feel doomed."

Because you are and so are most women as men start to wake up and realize that women are a useless commodity.

Boar_excrement · 2022-03-12T14:20:25+00:00

Hypergamy is utterly ruthless and merciless. It takes no prisoners and allows for few sentiments. Hypergamy never stops, not even for The Wall. All The Wall does is reduce a woman's capacity to chase her hypergamy.

Gentlemen, this particular specimen is displaying pure, unfiltered hypergamy and she is almost aware of it. She even recognizes that contentment is a way to happiness, but she will never allow herself to be content.

She has already blown up a marriage and rejected numerous boyfriends who actively invested in her. I would recommend she remain single for the rest of her life and spare the men around her much anguish and suffering.

Won't anybody think of the men?!!! /s

Siddyf · 2022-03-12T13:46:38+00:00

Why does this feel like this is written from a 12 year old. This person has no true agency.

fuckinusernamestaken · 2022-03-12T14:08:49+00:00

If I had a dime for every time I read a story like this I'd be in the same tax bracket as Jeff Bezos. Woman has everything she needs but throw it all away hoping to find her perfect Prince Charming she's been told she deserves. But since that's nothing but a Disney fantasy she ends up alone and unhappy and regretful of what she easily threw away.

Raise_me_up · 2022-03-12T14:16:53+00:00

Reminds me of The husband store sort of..

TheRabid · 2022-03-12T13:48:51+00:00

She’s a strong independent woman who will likely die alone, sad and angry that people didn’t confirm to her needs.

Impressive-Cricket-8 · 2022-03-12T14:12:33+00:00

Well, it only took her over two decades, a failed marriage and a few more long relationships to realise she's broken beyond repair. That's still more insight than many women out there. I'd get her a cat as a retirement gift.

IceCorrect · 2022-03-12T14:02:10+00:00

Even when someone tell her not to expect much she wont understand what this mean, also beacuse she is amitious, she thinks she deserve all, best traits from all her previous partner, she wont God himself create chimera for her will have only this simple traits:

-prestige job to brag to her girlfriends or have great status (also to brag) from ex husband
-intelligence fromex husband
-nice and kind like ex husband and 2nd bf
-great looking like 1st bf, or at least ok looking 2nd bf (as we see she is willing to make sacrefices)
-temper like ger ex husband, beacuse 1st was to agresive and 2nd was too pasive

She bring a lot to table so its fine to expect those easy traits.

Best part is this: "besides my first bf after my divorce, my ex husband and my 2nd bf was super nice to me for no reason", she put words that she treat chad like king, while give for other 2 nothing, or chad treat her for what she deep down know abaut herself - a hole to fill.

Conclusion is easy: Never be with women who doesnt desire you, never be with women who have strength to hold herself to fuck you, beacuse when she start using sex as tender card in the begining, she will definetly use it when you have more to loose so its easier to keep you in line

lorum_ipsum_dolor · 2022-03-12T15:17:34+00:00

These women remind of the classic Calvin and Hobbes strip,

"Happiness isn't good enough for me! I demand euphoria!"

battlecry74 · 2022-03-12T14:20:20+00:00

Poor girl. She feels doomed because she is doomed. She recognizes that she has problems so either change them are accept your impending doom.

APathWellTraveled · 2022-03-12T14:26:25+00:00

What a depressing way to go through life. Draining people of happiness and money while knowing you will never be satisfied.

ZZoMBiEXIII · 2022-03-12T15:09:30+00:00

"I felt relieved after a break up"

So did they, honey. So did they.

titsandwits89 · 2022-03-12T15:52:26+00:00

Women like this never consider that they’re also not someone’s perfect person, yet they carry themselves like they are God’s gift and that they somehow deserve this perfect man when they don’t even have the humility to act like a human being.

TheUnspecialist · 2022-03-12T15:03:45+00:00

Tried to taste everything at the buffet, now her plate is out of space and she's out of time.

Joaquino7997 · 2022-03-12T14:59:31+00:00

Welp, she can go to PetSmart and get some cats. Maybe they'll take Groupons.

Dreamer217 · 2022-03-12T16:11:28+00:00

Buy a dog and die alone

directuning · 2022-03-12T15:42:11+00:00

What did she mean by "He wasn't a curious person" ?

directuning · 2022-03-12T17:12:26+00:00

This appears to be the case of a woman unable to pair-bond successfully I suspect. Before she married the 'surgeon', how many guys did she sleep with? That piece of information or data could give us some clues.

CarpAndTunnel · 2022-03-12T15:38:03+00:00

I wonder why she feels useless?

Audio_v · 2022-03-12T16:25:05+00:00

Boy am I happy to be a man 😆

TheBomb999 · 2022-03-12T16:30:50+00:00

For a non native speaker, what does someone mean when they say “be aggressive in a career”?

One-Move · 2022-03-12T17:33:58+00:00

She has no hint of Slavic accent, (Slavic languages have no articles)

Title	Long in the tooth lady leaves love of her life for long term loneliness.
Author	Ryno-Dee
Upvotes	90
Comments	46
Date	March 12, 2022 8:11 AM UTC (4 years ago)
Subreddit	Posted in /r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen
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