[US FR #1] Sarging at bar and strip club. K/#-close a Playmate.

Fred_Flintstone · 2010-12-21T18:27:53+00:00

Fucking hell.

I was about to comment on #3, then saw #4. Then I read the rest. Fuck!

I tell her I'm bored and put her hand on my crotch to show her how flaccid my penis is

Fuck.

Playboy in 2004

Shit.

first night

Fuck again.

bryan05 · 2010-12-21T17:16:21+00:00

Holy shit...

InnocentBystander8 · 2010-12-21T18:03:06+00:00

Way to go! Sounds like you had a killer night

fcdnl · 2010-12-21T18:13:49+00:00

I think the one downvote is reseddit's.

Fred_Flintstone · 2010-12-21T17:59:58+00:00

You are my fucking hero! Any chance your gonna be in San Francisco any time soon? My favorite part:

"Do you have any drink specials going on"

I think thats the first time I ever laughed out loud at a FR.

ThrowawayPUA · 2010-12-21T23:50:41+00:00

Extensive internet research revealed no black/filipino 2004 Playboy models. Definitely not a centerfold, research indicates they were all white or latino.

You should totally offer to pony up the $50 for the coke and then let her do all of it. But put your wallet and all your valuables in the hotel safe first, except your video camera. She could be planning on rolling you.

frogma · 2010-12-21T18:30:45+00:00

I'm assuming this is all true, because it's badass as fuck, and I don't think anyone could make it up. Thank you very much for shadowing my first post, asshole ;-). I'd love to be in NYC right now, and be 21. This doesn't need to be said, but you did great. The only thing I'd say, for beginners, is to be careful with negs- use them sparingly. But obviously you know what you're doing, and as far as I'm concerned, you should use negs as often as possible- as long as you do it right. You know what you're doing so it doesn't need to be said, but for beginners, DON't make a joke about her big hands unless you know how to transition that. If you know what you're doing, neg her for her huge man-hands as much as possible.

2010-12-21T21:25:47+00:00

This is some next level Tucker Max shit, except you don't sound like quite the asshole Tucker is. Nice work, dude!

chumpta · 2010-12-21T23:03:25+00:00

id screencap this and submit it as "everything that is glorious and right with seddit," but that would be silly, wouldn't it?

no criticism really. hard to find anything.

two questions: why did you not attempt to bring her home, go to your place. you did everything flawlessly, and she was rubbing your crotch. logistics?

where the hell did you come from? as in, how bad did you used to be with women, and socially in general? looks, etc?

i think this goes without saying but this is definitely one of the greatest field reports ever submitted to seddit.

respeckKnuckles · 2010-12-21T21:06:20+00:00

I disqualify myself by saying I don't like black chicks

Holy crap, that seems like the sort of neg that could backfire quickly (especially if overheard by the wrong people...political correctness and all). Did you say it exactly like that, or how did you word it?

HITEKK · 2010-12-21T19:05:07+00:00

Fuck, you make us look like f-ing noobs! I would love for you to take a trip to Europe.

Nuff to say to all of this really. I guess gaming in a tougher country (Japan) transformed you into some sort of a pro.

Fuck, that was neat.

IcarusLives · 2010-12-21T20:08:53+00:00

So yeah, Tofu, I would call BS on this, but that probably because I don't want to admit that this shit is possible and within reach, if you work hard enough for it.

You're a source of inspiration for all of us. Maybe you're going to be our first mPUA here sometime in the future ;)

sedditgirl · 2010-12-21T18:14:09+00:00

dude you are so awesome

2010-12-21T18:24:08+00:00

I aspire to write FRs of this calibre someday.

philosarapter · 2010-12-21T20:43:12+00:00

Flawless Victory.

I enjoyed reading this, tremendously. I hope to visiting NYC sometime over the next year, hopefully I have atleast have the success you did :)

2010-12-21T20:51:51+00:00

What an awesome way to celebrate your new moderator role here on seddit. Congratulations!

notreallyaPUA · 2010-12-21T22:49:50+00:00

Jesus fucking christ

OK. I'm in NY and I need to spend a night sarging with you. Do you... do?

peterg300 · 2010-12-21T22:59:55+00:00

Great FR- baller status.

One thing. Stilettos is a dump so I recommend you don't go there =\

inane1337 · 2010-12-22T11:05:22+00:00

Like a Boss!

TofuTofu · 2011-03-29T03:12:53+00:00

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rampollo · 2010-12-21T19:46:42+00:00

Really cool FR bro, on the real. Strange you find Japan hard to game though (cause ur shit seems tight). I lived in Asia for years, and have spent some time in Tokyo and find picking up HB8 or 9s to be pretty easy. ESL game is different for sure though you dont really get to be as witty its kind of all non-verbal attitude (Im assuming you dont speak Japanese) I never bother learning any of the language of the country I'm gaming in, seems to work fine from my extensive field testing in Europe, Asia, and a bit in Russia.

UnicornDolphin · 2010-12-21T19:06:29+00:00

You labelled fatties as HB5s, that leads me to believe your entire scale is messed up. I bet what you call an HB9 is what an average person calls an HB6.

UnicornDolphin · 2010-12-21T19:09:57+00:00

And if that girl was really in Playboy, pics of her should be online. I'm assuming you won't provide them though...for whatever reason.

Title	[US FR #1] Sarging at bar and strip club. K/#-close a Playmate.
Author	[deleted]
Upvotes	92
Comments	45
Date	December 21, 2010 5:02 PM UTC (15 years ago)
Subreddit	Posted in /r/seduction
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