Sometimes physical game just doesn't work and you need to fall back to a verbal game. I was struggling always with this.
Last week I was walking around in the evening. I had a cigarette but my lighter wasn't working. A girl carrying a packet with her was passing by and I asked her for a lighter. She said she doesn't smoke but sometimes she has one with her. She started to search in her pockets. I commented on the packet asking her if she is a delivery girl. Obviously she wasn't, considering the way she was dressed and the time of the day. She told me that she just got it from a "Paketstation" (like a drop box where the post guy can leave your packet for you to pick it up). I looked at her and said, well let me guess. You bought shoes. She laughed and said no there are drum sticks in. So I just found out that she is a drummer. We talked a bit out this and she said that she plays in a jazz band. For some strange reason I remembered how a Russian girl told me that jazz actually means cum. So I told her this story how jazz originated in the American gay scene and meant cum at first. It might be bullshit but I just explained to her that she likes cum. I started to joke that cool drummer play topless and asked her if she does this too. We could jam this way, I have a guitar. It wasn't really an approach I was just me talking with her casually and saying what came to my mind. I wasn't trying to apply anything that I heard in pickup instruction videos.
I then realised what I just did and saw that she liked the way I talked with her. She wanted to go home because it was cold and she had this packet. I told her we should go on the Christmas market together and she gave me her number. When we hugged each other I realised I actually made her a bit horny.
I am going to see her at Wednesday.
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