Let me start off with this right off the bat: I hate online dating. Especially Tinder. In the past, I never really had motivation to use Tinder seriously because it's so unrewarding unless you're extremely good looking.

Most girls are not putting any effort in whatever conversation you're making and not much ever comes out of it. It's just a waste of time and you're acting like a dancing monkey to a very jaded audience.

So I had very little success with it in the past (2 lays), although I always half assed it. I installed it back and here's what I did. I still have legit shit tier photos, you can barely see my face. So this post isn't about that at all. It's about getting the best bang for your efforts.

First of all, I changed my bio to something very upfront: "You and me are gonna have a good time. I'm only here to actually meet girls, otherwise what's the point?"

So basically I screen for time wasters straight off the bat. Adding that my photos are really cool but you can't see my face clearly, I get very little matches. Like, 6-7 a week. Now here's the catch. I fucked 5 girls from Tinder in the last 2 weeks. Why? Because the girls I match with are probably already game. They swipe right on me even with wishy washy pics and my bio, and I only swipe right 30% of the time myself.

Then comes the convo which is also where I completely changed the way I use Tinder. I simply never say "Hi" or "Hey how are you?" anymore or any kind of boring beat around the bush bullshit. Even when GIRLS send ME this, I can't even be bothered to answer, so imagine them. I make the conversation as short as possible and under 10 messages I go for the kill. Works almost every time. Every single one of my messages has either an overt or covert sexual tone, or is setting up for the date. And that's all that matters. This and the profile screen for bitches who are down for the deed.

I got both numbers from the 2 matches I had today, in a very short time. Here's how it went.

Girl1 Me: You seem to like nice things

Her: yeah :)!

Me: I was talking about me of course ;)

Her: I didn't doubt it!

Me: wow and you got great taste. You don't seem french by the way

Her: oh how do you know?

Me: French girls don't know how to be both classy and sexy on a photo, only one or the other

Her: oh wow thanks, I thought I made a grammar mistake or something haha

Me: no I give you an A in written. How about we talk over coffee or drinks so I can see if you speak as well as you write?

Her: I think that's a good idea

Me: gave her my number and asked her to text me which she did, then set up date.

Girl 2. Her name on tinder is something that could be read as "homie" in english.

Me: wassup my homie

Her: Good? :):) (which translates to how are you in french)

Me: yeah. Is that your real name or just your scene name? (I don't ask her if she's fine, no one gives a shit)

Her: it's how my friends call me but you can call me girl2

Me: oh that's great because I have no intention to become your friend ;)

Her: haha I like that kind of honesty. So what do you want to become? Tell me everything

Me: have you seen 50 shades of grey? (She takes a few hours to reply, it was kind of a bold move)

Her: No, I don't watch that kind of movies

Me: yeah me neither. But I heard they have sex in it. That's what I was getting at.

Her: haha your bio didn't lie!

Me: meeting up and having sex are two different things, though. Or maybe not for you? ;)

Her: oh they are

Me: let's start with meeting up then, text me (gave number and we set up a date).

Now you should treat every conversation like this. I got for the number in under ten messages whilst having a sexual convo. Any girl who wants to talk about basic shit I ignore. And now Tinder's fun again.