Good answer to the “wow your short” shit test

DownvotesOnlyDamnIt · 2018-04-11T17:46:33+00:00

Agree and amplify my friend.

"Yeah i am, but i can show you something smaller"

rhithym · 2018-04-11T19:33:27+00:00

"The world can only handle so much of me, sweetheart."

srrt33 · 2018-04-11T19:20:10+00:00

People seem to get a kick out of something like, "Hey, if the worst thing about me is that you wish there was more of me, I think I'm doing okay." or "So you can't get enough of me, wish there was more?" Gotta be cheeky about it, though, can't be too earnest, especially with the first one.

asthebroflys · 2018-04-11T19:43:11+00:00

“Yeah, but I got a huuuuuge....sense of humor about it.”

ProtonDeathRay · 2018-04-11T18:05:43+00:00

Everyone's the same height lying down ;)

RSDJalen · 2018-04-11T23:33:37+00:00

What was that? That went over my head

Okay but what's your 2nd favorite thing about me

I know I wish there was more of me too

Nice thing about being short is you can get away with being cocky, especially if you're witty or funny.

smellmefirst · 2018-04-11T17:26:40+00:00

"I masturbated a lot when I was younger"

"You should see my penis, it's even smaller"

"Oh trust me that's not the only below-average thing about me"

Seriously, just about anything will work, just be confident.

eablokker · 2018-04-11T19:08:28+00:00

"Oh thanks! I'm glad you like it!" as if receiving a compliment

Kenic_In_MD · 2018-04-11T18:59:25+00:00

Agree and amplify, "yea im short as shit, some people mistaked me for a leprechaun on the way over. By the way you like lucky charms?" And laugh or something lol

pufferfishsh · 2018-04-11T17:19:25+00:00

"I make up for it in other places"

ethical_pa · 2018-04-11T23:52:15+00:00

RSD Max uses something like "I know I'm short but I have inner value". As long as you don't say it in a butt hurt way, you are very subtly insinuating that she may be superficial and that she needs to qualify herself.

Maarlin · 2018-04-11T17:50:17+00:00

Honestly, I wouldn‘t even try to invest further energy into a girl that talks like that. Very unlikeable. I don‘t need this.

Ridlar · 2018-04-11T18:19:24+00:00

what height are you

4look4rd · 2018-04-11T21:33:45+00:00

Honestly I'd probably end things right there, or at least call her out. I don't think deflecting or ignoring is the right approach here.

I have a rule of thumb that I never intentionally say anything to make people feel uncomfortable. Mistakes happen, but I don't see any scenario where making that comment isn't just for the sake of being mean spirited.

el_Technico · 2018-04-11T23:38:26+00:00

There's no good reply to this question. Girls who are into you won't give a fuck, and the ones that aren't, are just looking for a reason to bounce.

idontdrinksoda42 · 2018-04-12T00:04:45+00:00

Alternatively what does it mena if someone thinks youre tall when you arent? Im 5 8 and some girl told me she thought i was tall. Idk

SherspockHolmes · 2018-04-12T04:33:12+00:00

“So?”

Don’t change the topic, just look her in the eye.

Who gives a shit if you’re short; attitude problems are much worse. If she wants to play that game, ditch her. You deserve better.

altlegend · 2018-04-12T18:53:55+00:00

Choke slam her.

Dayman-Nightman · 2018-04-11T19:38:28+00:00

"Wow, you're hideous!"

Date_Quality_Women · 2018-04-12T05:42:50+00:00

A good one I heard before is to entirely turn it around on her like, "Are you insecure about your height? It's ok. I think you're the perfect size! ;) "

JxRomeo1 · 2018-04-12T10:00:50+00:00

Never hide your shotness. Always say and make jokes about it.

KNeutch · 2018-04-12T14:16:29+00:00

maybe refer to yourself as "fun sized?"

jkxs · 2018-04-11T17:18:35+00:00

!remindme 1 day

lbz25 · 2018-04-11T22:04:04+00:00

"yeah so i went to the doctor the other day and he said all the pussy ive eaten over the years stunted my growth"

theXcepshin · 2018-04-11T20:08:31+00:00

"You left out fat/old/ugly/stupid."

Or the other tack (might be tough to pull off in the spoken word) is to just say "You mean 'You're short.'.".

"I said 'you're'" . "No, you said 'your'". "It's the same thing." "But you spelled it wrong." "How do you know how I spelled it? I said it out loud." "I could tell by the way you said it."

LUClEN · 2018-04-11T20:42:24+00:00

Not in Laos

Chabubu · 2018-04-12T04:31:28+00:00

"Yes and my penis is the size of a baby carrot (while holding your pinky finger up in their face). It's really cute, do you want to see it later?"

I think I remember Owen from RSD doing that in an in field video.

TellySavallas89 · 2022-07-07T11:47:49+00:00

I would say : Listen Girl :

IM BIG IN JAPAN !!!

Title	Good answer to the “wow your short” shit test
Author	RSDJalen
Upvotes	53
Comments	56
Date	April 11, 2018 5:07 PM UTC (8 years ago)
Subreddit	Posted in /r/seduction
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