Well, talked to many lawyers and landed on one. guy is super laid back and really fair. We talked and I paid the retained. Guy doesn't fuck around. 16 hours later had the draft of the paperwork. 24 hours after in person it was filed with the court.

Got to figure out how to get the STBXW served now.......

this is zero percent how I thought this would be. I feel like such a fucking failure. But, she is getting what she wants and refuses to do. I'll get paid in the end.