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Announcing, The Long Overdue, Much Anticipated: **Red Pill Online-Dating Network!**

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April 1, 2017

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Title Announcing, The Long Overdue, Much Anticipated: **Red Pill Online-Dating Network!**
Author redpillschool
Upvotes 362
Comments 58
Date 01 April 2017 03:05 AM UTC (3 years ago)
Subreddit TheRedPill
Link https://theredarchive.com/post/175032
Original Link https://old.reddit.com/r/TheRedPill/comments/62q76s/announcing_the_long_overdue_much_anticipated_red/
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[–]DancingC0w103 points104 points  (3 children) | Copy

Made me laugh, pretty good april's fool

[–]GuruDev100025 points26 points  (0 children) | Copy

I am so glad this was a joke.

[–]RedPillRobin9 points10 points  (1 child) | Copy

April Fool's my ass! That's real shit! Loved it!

[–]DancingC0w4 points5 points  (0 children) | Copy

Wonder how people would react if this was real hahaha

[–]2 Senior Endorsed Contributorvengefully_yours38 points39 points  (0 children) | Copy

That was awesome. Thanks for the laugh.

[–]8n0n34 points35 points  (7 children) | Copy

We're sorry this app is not for you. You've lost the genetic lottery.

Lol that took me back to some of the early days of this sub (I'm not Indian but I remember some of those posts). Nice work.

The ability for posters to laugh at this is a good benchmark for themselves on how far along the journey you have gone with this sub.

Read this post at own risk and presume this has been modified by Reddit Inc

[–]RedPillRobin points points [recovered] | Copy

Damn man your right. This place has gotten so many pissed dudes unplugging that it has a different vibe. When it was smaller with more unplugged guys it had a more fun vibe. We need more of that dynamic. I wonder if it's just many guys unplug and leave? Maybe the older guys should give back more not just the big blog owners and what not? Just a thought.

[–]TRP VanguardHumanSockPuppet14 points15 points  (4 children) | Copy

Many of us are still here.

What we REALLY need are more young guys to graduate and then continue giving back.

And join our secret patriarchy club.

[–]RedPillRobin3 points4 points  (0 children) | Copy

Ah yes patriarchal club! At once smothers!

[–]RedEmpor points points [recovered] | Copy

What we REALLY need are more young guys to graduate and then continue giving back.

Rome wasn't built in a day and I'm sure quality users like you weren't made in a day either.

Time is on RP's side, ideas need to prosper until they can bear fruit. Some foul apples will arise, but also very good ones.

[–]Blemper0 points1 point  (0 children) | Copy

Women achieve nothing as they claim, employers would only hire women.

[–]ChummyChad26 points27 points  (0 children) | Copy

Nice April Fool's joke haha

[–]Senior Contributor: "The Court Jester"GayLubeOil27 points28 points  (1 child) | Copy

I like your analogus women's dating network

"We've spent years confusing the shit out of susceptible men with crackpot theories so now they'll basically do anything we tell them to."

[–]failingtheturingtest6 points7 points  (0 children) | Copy

We've got your best interest at heart and in no way is this just a clever guise to line up women for GayLubeOil. And that's a guarantee!

That was probably the best bit.

[–]RPmatrix8 points9 points  (0 children) | Copy

I'm sure many new memebers would be blown away by this, but those of us who've been here for a while aren't in any way surprised by the incredible generosity of the Red Pill community compiling such a high quality website ... and it's related tittilating Dating services, the comment's in themselves speak volume!

Top Shit, you Red Pill date guys! This is not just an august and benevolent action, it's genuinely momentarily Primal!



Pulling chicks is easy

I honestly don't know why anybody is having trouble and needs some

stupid internet forum to get laid. Just go to the bar and talk to women.

It's that easy. You just gotta treat them with respsect, bro.


but how did this noob get on the front page of this incredibly useful



I don't understand how this works

She said hello to me, what do I do now?

Please hurry, I think she might walk away.


I'm confused .. but that's normal isn't it? My long distance gf said it's


And this guy! LOL what a fucking idiot!

I don't understand it, I haven't showered in three weeks like the guys on the IRC told me, I approach white women and say "you are now my bitch" and they just don't like me I don't get it. Can Gaylubeoil or Anteros tell me what I'm doing wrong? I feel like my skin is the problem.

FFS tighten the fuck up and BUY several of GLO's t-shirts! duh, like there's No way to use pent up aroma without the right street gear ... i'm not sure you're ready for a GLO Muscle ShirtTm* 'gym junkie' look

(GLOwear has been scientifically proven to give you an instant 10% cut in body fat just by *thinking about putting some on!)

Hey all the new members here should definitelty keep an eye out for GLO"S amazing New personalised range of SPF50 Oneitis anal Lubricants (to stop the burn irritation from the sun shining out of her arse!) Time do do something with those pink cheeks laddoes!

Thanks again Red Pill #1/4 aka 4/1

[–]GrandLordFarday4 points5 points  (0 children) | Copy

99 Dank St. Meme City, LA 90210

[–]Hillarysdilddo_20165 points6 points  (0 children) | Copy


A+ work! Hope some "journalist" runs this as a story... "Dating App run by misogynists!"

[–]Docbear6410 points11 points  (0 children) | Copy

I tried to sign up but no dice :-( , I double checked I had the money for Alpha+ and everything.

[–]Black-Pill2 points3 points  (0 children) | Copy

"TERPR totally changed my life ! Before, it was like I was completely invisible to women ... now I just tuck my chin in a little, furrow my brow, swipe yes and I am Golden! Watching my date get plowed by the bartender/ex, While I'm in The Room ?!? FUCKIN' EPIC MAN!!! Would totally recommend, 5-Stars, all the way.

[–][deleted] 2 points3 points  (0 children) | Copy

deleted What is this?

[–][deleted] 2 points3 points  (0 children) | Copy

You got me!

[–]Senior ContributorNightwingTRP2 points3 points  (0 children) | Copy

Haha! Good effort!

[–]TopKekSkye2 points3 points  (0 children) | Copy

Got me for a few seconds, I almost forgot what day it was.

[–]ascendant232 points3 points  (0 children) | Copy

All this time I thought that just subscribing and lurking the TRP subreddit would solve all my problems. Clearly I was wrong.

What I really needed to do was to download this app!

[–]RedIntrovert2 points3 points  (0 children) | Copy

I also don't have time to lift.

[–][deleted] 2 points3 points  (0 children) | Copy

This is so well calibrated.

So much for TRP being a cult. No cult would ever laugh at itself like this.

Awesome! This was not a trivial amount of work, but it was funny as hell. Thanks to whoever took the time to put it together!!!!

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points  (0 children) | Copy

This is fucking hilarious!

[–]abolishpmo1 point2 points  (0 children) | Copy

This is gold.

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points  (0 children) | Copy

It seems like someone had far too much time on their hands. That website was damn near perfect!

[–]ripplemon1 point2 points  (0 children) | Copy

Put a grin on my face.

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points  (0 children) | Copy

Damn, this is golden! I laughed so hard.

[–]VickVaseline1 point2 points  (0 children) | Copy

OMG they say laughter is the best medicine. I haven't laughed like this in years.

[–]bredleymertin1 point2 points  (0 children) | Copy

This was the funniest thing in here ever

[–]Mckallidon1 point2 points  (0 children) | Copy

I almost unsubbed. Don't mind me just woke up lol.

[–]Xeloda851 point2 points  (0 children) | Copy

I was about to unsubscribe then i checked the date and realized what had happened.

[–]judethedude1 point2 points  (0 children) | Copy

Hilarious, can you post the reports on it, I want a second laugh

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[–]clavabot1 point2 points  (0 children) | Copy

Top kek

[–]nuffsaid666 points points [recovered] | Copy

Oh look someone thought of another way to make money off desperate losers lmfao

[–]x7e29 points10 points  (1 child) | Copy

check todays date

[–]Woopzah0 points1 point  (0 children) | Copy

Are the girls in the picture related in any way? The middle one is Canadian artist LIGHTS.

[–]leftenant_t0 points1 point  (0 children) | Copy

I am looking for an Alpha male. Anyone?

[–]1edwardhwhite0 points1 point  (0 children) | Copy


[–]1OneRedYear0 points1 point  (0 children) | Copy

Dank af.

[–]Raging_Dragon_990 points1 point  (0 children) | Copy

Good joke!

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children) | Copy

I think this would really work. Think about it. Chicks would be downloading this left and right :)

[–]jack_hammarred0 points1 point  (0 children) | Copy

"Where the white women at"

You can kill a man, but you can't kill an idea.

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