Any 6 footers want to apply for this worn out and highly filtered job?

sric2838 · 2020-08-24T20:48:42+00:00

I guarantee you she had to look up the definitions herself before she posted this.

plainnsimpleforever · 2020-08-24T21:16:53+00:00

She could have had it all in her 20s. She's pretty, nice smile, looks reasonably slim, seems playful. But she blew it. Now she's 34 and still desperately trying to hang on to her youth.

And her last sentence shows it all. 'Time' is a big factor with her now. Probably only has a couple more years to snag her prince. She had all that time in her 20s to join some social sport or activity where she could meet a good man. But here she sits at 34; in a bar, on Tinder.

ColonelPrittius · 2020-08-24T21:05:08+00:00

The classy photo of her at the bar.

The mating call of a worthless slut wanting to get ran through.

Bored_Ultimatum · 2020-08-24T21:02:46+00:00

Well, at least she has a good reason for wanting a tall guy. She's a tall girl. And regardless of what third-wave feminists claim, most women who are looking for a man want one who is taller than they are (when they are in heels) and earns more than they do. Even if the woman is successful.

And according to the matchmaker video someone posted last week, her height reqt alone eliminates 86% of American males.

Honest_Solution · 2020-08-24T20:47:53+00:00

Sweet chin music? So she likes to be round house kicked in the face? Because that’s what sweet chin music means.

Overkillengine · 2020-08-24T21:52:08+00:00

34

On Tinder

Let's be real those two things alone means there was no point in her writing even one word of drivel, much less that entire run-on paragraph. Any man that can meet her vastly inflated requirements can do better than her.

siuside · 2020-08-24T21:37:39+00:00

She was attempting self-deprecation but ended up self-defecating on her own profile.

ProfessorChuckFinley · 2020-08-24T21:39:58+00:00

Can you spell?

Lmao she dated so many bad boy losers who couldnt spell that she felt it was necessary to make spelling her second requirement.

Oobedoob_S_Benubi · 2020-08-24T21:48:24+00:00

That bio is trying too hard to make me laugh, and not trying hard enough, at the same time.

At least being tall herself, she has a good reason for asking for a 6'+ guy (being over 6'1'' myself, I like a woman who's not much shorter than me), and she doesn't have kids, which is a plus unless she still wants them because then she probably doesn't want to wait three years while you'd get to know each other well enough. So overall I'd say the bio on its own is not that bad, except for the aforementioned trying too hard to make me laugh and failing at it. Due to my Big Ex, I am a bit allergic to women who think they are funnier than they actually are, but that's just me.

That picture says more than enough for me though. This is a woman that would look longingly at me and my decent but not amazing looks and my nice big home and my wedding ring now that she's in her thirties and single, but she wouldn't have given me the time of day ten years ago, even though I was thinner then and not yet balding. Those were her biker guy years, where she ignored the guys who would've given her stability.

deepak8411 · 2020-08-24T20:40:10+00:00

Just looking for a chad.

capt_sasuke · 2020-08-24T21:41:27+00:00

'Tall' females are a sad case, just like single mothers. They reek of entitlement and selfishness. Sweetie, just because you are some genetic circus freak does not entitle you to a top tier man. 34 years old with the maturity of a 17 year old, an insufferable b1tch. Keep partying, whoring around and chasing Chad's cock. The almighty humbler of every whore is right around the corner - the big 4-0. You are 6 years away from being barren [if you are not already].

______________________

Gentlemen and lurkers I have a confession,

I get a buzzing sensation of glee when I see females who are chasing after - Chad, careers, fame. More often than not, these females end up barren and miserable. The femynists and white knights have encouraged so many females to chase academia/careers/Chad. This decade [2020 to 2030] will provide us endless entertainment and humor.

guynpdx · 2020-08-24T21:46:57+00:00

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adamcoleisfatasfuck · 2020-08-25T00:12:37+00:00

High maintenance, mentally unstable Trainwreck. Fuck that noise

AlienID385325 · 2020-08-24T22:59:54+00:00

Why make a tinder profile and then put in your bio youre not interested in dating. Annoying creatures man..

Ishabaka · 2020-08-24T22:13:36+00:00

Honest question: what is chin music?

Profile pic with alcohol/at bar = drinking problem. Pro tip - women do not believe they can be alcoholic if they drink only wine, just as men do not believe they can be alcoholic if they drink only beer.

guynpdx · 2020-08-24T22:30:00+00:00

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SkylordAl · 2020-08-25T06:46:21+00:00

I may not be 6'0 tall, but I do have the power of....CLAIRVOYANCE!

And I see in your future.... lots of cats, wine, and DEBILITATING LONELINESS!

2020-08-25T00:38:05+00:00

If only tinder was deprecated, then we could have avoided this verbal defecation from this gob shite. Something tells me she's very high maintenance I don't know what it is

gaia2008 · 2020-08-25T02:07:23+00:00

A Cunt!

Ifuckedyourgrandma · 2020-08-25T03:06:05+00:00

She’s just unfunny. A tryhard in a way that makes her look pathetic.

CSM_Pepper · 2020-08-24T22:00:25+00:00

Frasier reruns give you wood?

Nope. Daphne's too flat for me, and you're a poor man's blonde Roz.

I-am-the-lul · 2020-08-24T22:15:29+00:00

Reading fonts that small is nearly impossible and eye-straining.

archangelofvengeance · 2020-08-26T00:56:09+00:00

kinks include sweet chin music

I’M JUST A SEXY BOY

I’M NOT YOUR BOY TOY

TXJohn83 · 2020-08-27T02:16:22+00:00

lol with the Frasier reruns she is targeting men in their mid/late 40's

ObsidianAdonis · 2020-08-29T02:19:07+00:00

Sweet baby Jesus, how many pounds of make up is on her face?

Bleached blond hair, nope i have not brave enough to see what lurks beneath all that mess. That's a hard pass for me.

GayyFieri · 2020-08-24T22:05:48+00:00

Am I wrong or does Chin music mean a knockout punch? What the fuck is she talking about?

Deadwitch1 · 2020-08-24T23:13:15+00:00

NGL she’s hot and I’m 6’4” so being tall is nice too. But fucking Frazier reruns? Seriously?

Uhtred_McUhtredson · 2020-08-24T23:32:07+00:00

Lol, good luck, lady.

ashbash1119 · 2020-08-24T23:57:46+00:00

She seems 10X better than most profiles we see on here. She isn't that old, is still attractive and no kids. Still, what does she offer? The list of demands thing is getting old and is entitled imo.

DeeplyDisturbed1 · 2020-08-25T02:48:59+00:00

This woman is not looking for love. This is clearly a hookup profile. I will not yank it, because I like sluts, but it is technically outside the bounds of our sub.

2020-08-25T04:39:37+00:00

I don't get why people have these long ass bios on their dating profiles, like someone wants to read it. Reading all that shit makes me feel uncomfortable.

supmuddafukka · 2020-08-25T07:40:03+00:00

I thought she was funny

weightlosscommunity · 2020-08-25T10:25:22+00:00

Sometimes i wish men weren't thirsty too much and all of them swipe left to these kind of thots so they never can match with anyone and get rejected and learn a lesson.

someevilwhitemen · 2020-08-25T12:17:47+00:00

more cc for the lady

atmus11 · 2020-08-25T12:26:19+00:00

Oh, ill give her a sweet chin music alright

MGTOW_BEASTMODE · 2020-08-25T15:45:25+00:00

"I'M AN ULTRA-UBER-MEGA ALPHA WIDOW, ANAL IS GREAT"

Watson_A_Name · 2020-08-25T16:11:12+00:00

"Sweet Chin Music" well at least she's cultured lol👍🏿👍🏿

jws755 · 2020-08-26T04:02:08+00:00

I would have sold my soul for a woman like her at 24, in fact I did.

Like vintage foreign cars, the downtime/drivetime ratio makes her no longer worth keeping. You will spend hours waiting for her to get ready, and shes only available on the weekends when her ex has their kid. And her bitching about men failing to provide orgasms suggests she has a deep pool of subjects who have failed that test. Lastly, she offers nothing of value beyond alleged witty banter and a chance to get up to bat in her well worn box.

As my buddy says; "Theres a reason the pretty ones are single."

asdf333aza · 2020-08-26T19:02:46+00:00

She looks like a man.. And at 6ft she might as well be one.

Rayzor_debiker · 2020-08-28T21:38:07+00:00

She reminds me of the girl i had a huge crush on growing up. She was very pretty and i was a skinny nerdy looking kid with thick glasses. Naturally she deflected my love and friendzoned me. In our young adult stage she dated the typical Chads, got dicked around by a couple of guys, then partied and partied some more.

Now we're in our early 30s, i grew out of my skinny nerd form by doing to the gym and changed my clothing and personal style (I'm by no means a stud but I'm doing alright); she on the other hand couldnt find a guy to commit (because we're a small town and word gets around; also not the US) and now she's desperately clinging on to her fading beauty and posting ever more racy photos on social media in a desperate attempt to attract a good man.

I still remember the day she broke my heart. I feel so bad for the gawky insecure teen me. Lol. Life is weird, guys.

alroc84 · 2020-09-14T02:30:47+00:00

Id be like marry me..

thisaccountisbs · 2020-08-24T21:00:51+00:00

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MessyMop · 2020-08-24T23:00:37+00:00

I love sweet chin music too bad every wrestler uses it as a transition move now

YronArchibald · 2020-08-25T13:05:48+00:00

Why hate on her? I found the bio to be amusing. I feel like you guys are hating because she's 34 and not married.

Title	Any 6 footers want to apply for this worn out and highly filtered job?
Author	guynpdx
Upvotes	286
Comments	116
Date	August 24, 2020 8:32 PM UTC (5 years ago)
Subreddit	Posted in /r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen
Original Link	https://old.reddit.com/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen/comments/ifx78h/any_6_footers_want_to_apply_for_this_worn_out_and/
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