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[–]Summerisle7FDS Disciple66 points67 points68 points 5 years ago (10 children) | Copy Link
"Adventures who will let me touch their butt" I didn't know adventures had butts.
The HR thing is such an old tired white man joke
[–]Phoenix__Rising2018Ruthless Strategist33 points34 points35 points 5 years ago (5 children) | Copy Link
I had to check this dude's age... I'm going to guess he's one of these at least 45-year-old men who lies about being 35.
[–]Summerisle7FDS Disciple36 points37 points38 points 5 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
It wAs a tYpO aNd tHe aPp wOuLdNt LeT mE cHaNgE iT
[–]Phoenix__Rising2018Ruthless Strategist12 points13 points14 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
🥴
[–]caramealsFDS Newbie18 points19 points20 points 5 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
Men faking their age to be younger? That can't be right, because mEN peaK aT fifTy fIvE!! 😭 😂😂🤡
[–]Phoenix__Rising2018Ruthless Strategist11 points12 points13 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
LMAO! Best point. From the way the internet incels talk they're going to be drowning in pussy at 50 because 20-year-old girls love old dudes so much. So really there should be an epidemic of younger men trying to pass themselves off as 50-year-olds!
[–]anotherdamnloserFDS Newbie1 point2 points3 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
I bet he’s looking for someone in their 20’s
[–]Inspection-CriticalFDS Apprentice20 points21 points22 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
"Hahahaha, sexual harassment is funny! Oh, you don't think it's funny? Let me explain to you in a text diatribe how you need to loosen up and not take things so seriously. Also, fuck you."
[–]ovra360FDS Newbie16 points17 points18 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
The HR thing takes it from being run of the mill not funny to creepy
[–]CB4lifeFDS Newbie6 points7 points8 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Yea workplace harassment so hilarious hahaha what a great joke!!!
🤮🤮🙅♀️🙅♀️block and delete for sure
[–]redbirdfliesFDS STRATEGY COACH48 points49 points50 points 5 years ago (12 children) | Copy Link
Outdoor adventures = poor af.
[–]Inspection-CriticalFDS Apprentice25 points26 points27 points 5 years ago (2 children) | Copy Link
Outdoor adventures = "I don't want to buy you dinner, so don't ask."
[–]redbirdfliesFDS STRATEGY COACH15 points16 points17 points 5 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
What do I look like? The fresh air fund for cheap scrotes? FOH
[–][deleted] 6 points7 points8 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
😂😂
[–]mscristalconnorsFDS Newbie16 points17 points18 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Seriously! I go on hikes and walks alone. Like the fuck I need you for? Don’t forget your pepper spray ladies!
[–]Summerisle7FDS Disciple10 points11 points12 points 5 years ago (4 children) | Copy Link
I had one who called it "I like to lead a healthy lifestyle" aka he didn't believe in eating in restaurants and wanted free outdoor dates instead.
[–]redbirdfliesFDS STRATEGY COACH15 points16 points17 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Saving the planet. One peanut butter sandwich picnic at a time!
[–]AnniaTFDS Disciple5 points6 points7 points 5 years ago (2 children) | Copy Link
If it was at least a picnic where he brought nice food (bought or cooked by himself) and drinks, but I bet it wasn't this lol
[–]Summerisle7FDS Disciple7 points8 points9 points 5 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
Ah yes the elusive home-made and man-packed picnic! As big a myth as HVM themselves, lol
[–]AnniaTFDS Disciple8 points9 points10 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Call me an idiot, but I've always had this cliche fantasy of a man taking me to a beautiful place with a red checkered picnic towel and a basket with food cooked by him, a bottle of good wine and some glasses 😂😂😂
I know, I know, we'll have flying cars and regular trips to Mars before that happens lol
[–]RabidWenchFDS Apprentice13 points14 points15 points 5 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
I'm also starting to think they are into the outdoor sex thing, they bring it up so much. Maybe my opinion is skewed from only seeing profiles here on FDS.
But seriously, its fucking weird how many of these guys, who never leave their desk or couch, are so into fresh air that they take their dates there.
[–]redbirdfliesFDS STRATEGY COACH14 points15 points16 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Most of them don’t own bedframes so that makes sense
[–]GoomelstialFDS Newbie86 points87 points88 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
men: "females can't be comedians, their jokes suck"
also men:
[–]notreallyhere123456FDS Newbie22 points23 points24 points 5 years ago (2 children) | Copy Link
I feel like that profile is missing something about a “partner in crime”, otherwise he managed to successfully incorporate every stereotypical thing men say... in under a sentence. Congratulation.
[–]thighsmatchFDS Newbie15 points16 points17 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
“I’m an open book just ask lol”
[–]Summerisle7FDS Disciple11 points12 points13 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
noooooo not the partners in crime
[–]annamae602FDS Newbie23 points24 points25 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
I’ll bet you $20 he’s already old and wrinkly
[–]alichuchuFDS Newbie7 points8 points9 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
I threw up a little reading this
[–]ItsFreezenFDS Newbie7 points8 points9 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
...shhh Eric's real age is 60.
[–]JLTemple5 points6 points7 points 5 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
My ex’s name is Eric. He’s 35. I’ve got a bad hunch that this is him.
[–]werker115FDS Newbie[S] 0 points1 point2 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
What city?
[–]AnniaTFDS Disciple4 points5 points6 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
He really thinks he's funny and ironic and that this will attract women lol
[–]anotherdamnloserFDS Newbie2 points3 points4 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Hahaha oh wow that’s just lame.
[–]krissycole87FDS Newbie2 points3 points4 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
"I have one of those at a place" BARF
I literally would not even read passed that line
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