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[–]DextroShade[🍰] 199 points200 points201 points 3 years ago* (19 children) | Copy Link
Reasons to swipe left:
Don't like being expected to pay for and take care of other people's kids.
Don't like a home that has dog shit or kitty litter all over the place.
Don't like women who are fat pigs who make no effort to take of themselves.
Don't like the taste of kissing an ashtray and everything smelling like it.
[–]Honest_SolutionSr. Toxically Masculine Care Boi69 points70 points71 points 3 years ago (4 children) | Copy Link
Don’t want to be friends with any woman.
[–]lorum_ipsum_dolorJr. Hamster Analyst21 points22 points23 points 3 years ago (3 children) | Copy Link
Yeah, for the most part women make lousy friends.
[–]mustangfrankSlick Willy peddlin' a broken hamster wheel4 points5 points6 points 3 years ago (2 children) | Copy Link
Yeah, for the most part women make lousy friends
They make good pets once you train them.
[–]lorum_ipsum_dolorJr. Hamster Analyst3 points4 points5 points 3 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
All kidding aside, I think you're on to something.
We love our pets and they love us but we know that they're incapable of seeing things from our perspective. We also know they'll make a mess of things if left to their own devices. They need discipline and a firm hand if you want them to stay in line.
Edit: vocabulary
[–]mustangfrankSlick Willy peddlin' a broken hamster wheel0 points1 point2 points 3 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
I am an engineer, thus no spelling skills and my vocabulary is about 1/3 of most people. My worst classes in college were English & English Lit. Differential Calculus, Physics, C++ all A's.
[–]smfuel87Chad Train Conductor51 points52 points53 points 3 years ago (2 children) | Copy Link
Yeah, you ever really pay attention to how messy your typical female is? Now throw a pet into that equation.
I love pets, but I hate messes and what I hate even more is arguing with a female about messes and cleaning up after her.
[–]Crystal_Pineapple12 points13 points14 points 3 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
My job involves visiting people’s homes and they know when I’m coming, so it’s not an emergency. A majority of people are pretty gross. “I’m not even comfortable with sitting down anywhere here” type of filth.
[–]OniTan6 points7 points8 points 3 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Except old ladies. They always keep a clean house.
[–]48LawsOfFlour31 points32 points33 points 3 years ago (7 children) | Copy Link
misuse of apostrophes
[–]xxdsidexx9 points10 points11 points 3 years ago (4 children) | Copy Link
I thought you were talking about this comment and not the post, i thought i was losing my mind.
And its apostrophe's btw....
[–]lesbefriendly13 points14 points15 points 3 years ago (3 children) | Copy Link
apo'strophe's
[–]barscarsandguitars3 points4 points5 points 3 years ago (2 children) | Copy Link
m’lapostrophie’s
[–]Oobedoob_S_BenubiSober for the last five hours!5 points6 points7 points 3 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
M'ep'his'top'hel'e's
[–]smfuel87Chad Train Conductor1 point2 points3 points 3 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
"Fe'laffe'lsand'pea's"
[–]tapsnapornap6 points7 points8 points 3 years ago* (1 child) | Copy Link
R/apostrophegore
[–]Typo-MAGAshivOfficial Bloopie Chaser, Drive-by Asshole[M] 4 points5 points6 points 3 years ago* (0 children) | Copy Link
Please don't directly link other subreddits.
Change the r to R or the / to - to make that not a link, and I'll reapprove your comment.
Edit - thanks. Reapproved.
[–]MrEctomy4 points5 points6 points 3 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
[–]ronoda121 point2 points3 points 3 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
The last one is on point. Well articulated.
[–]Svartanatten0 points1 point2 points 3 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
I think the long list of reasons to swipe right makes up for this.
[–]ColonelPrittiusJr. Hamster Analyst75 points76 points77 points 3 years ago (16 children) | Copy Link
You can still see the drink in her hand in the picture and she's a waitress.
She's 100% ready to fuck on the first date. Combine the sluttyness of women posting profile pictures with alcohol and the sluttyness of waitresses. You get super hoes.
[–]Honest_SolutionSr. Toxically Masculine Care Boi29 points30 points31 points 3 years ago (14 children) | Copy Link
She won’t fuck you. Why would she? She’s probably banging half the staff and the manager where she works.
[–]ColonelPrittiusJr. Hamster Analyst32 points33 points34 points 3 years ago (6 children) | Copy Link
I think she's desperate for dick. At 37 years old, the manager has younger chicks to bang and any younger staff member will just use her for the novelty, but nothing regular.
As much as she wants and needs the Beta Bucks, she'll never turn down someone making her feel like she can relive the experiences from her youth. Women around that age are the biggest sluts, because they miss the party years of their youth and jump into bed with anyone who is making them feel desired and hot again.
[–][deleted] 3 years ago* (5 children) | Copy Link
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[–]Typo-MAGAshivOfficial Bloopie Chaser, Drive-by Asshole[M] 7 points8 points9 points 3 years ago (4 children) | Copy Link
Be mindful of rule 1. All of us have been plugged in to the gynocentric matrix in our pasts.
Remove the man-shaming language, and I'll reapprove your comment.
[–]AldabruzzoManage your own goddamn pain and life experience2 points3 points4 points 3 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Yep.
Just don't be those guys. That's all.
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[–]Typo-MAGAshivOfficial Bloopie Chaser, Drive-by Asshole0 points1 point2 points 3 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
Better, thanks. Reapproved.
[–]smfuel87Chad Train Conductor16 points17 points18 points 3 years ago (5 children) | Copy Link
Used to work in restaurants. Can confirm this as the norm.
[–]GayyFieri21 points22 points23 points 3 years ago (4 children) | Copy Link
When I worked as a server we had a really tall, good looking chad that worked as a dishwasher. He was dumb as a post but he got so much tail even if he was covered in half chewed food every day
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[–]GayyFieri17 points18 points19 points 3 years ago (2 children) | Copy Link
Guys that are really good looking and get all the women they want don't really have to aspire to anything else. Everyone else has to make something of themselves to attract people but if you're a gigachad you can shovel out the pig sty and women will come and roll around in the mud with you so you never really work at anything.
[–]smfuel87Chad Train Conductor1 point2 points3 points 3 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
Not entirely true. I consider myself smack in the middle of these two experiences. I worked as a bouncer In a bar/resteraunt and would get tail as often as blank, cold stares. I guess I'm Chad light / recovering Beta. I spent years in the gym and even though I'm relatively plain, even below average facially, I developed a good physique and rolled in the hay fairly often. You just gotta work out. If you build it, they will cum.
Just don't expect any substantial relationship to come to fruition. They're all brain dead whorez.
[–]GayyFieri4 points5 points6 points 3 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
I'm not saying you have to be facechad. You can be body Chad and get just as much. The funny thing about being a body Chad are all those women that say how they don't care about muscles or being strong are the ones that come up and talk to you and act amazed when they see your arms.
[–]OniTan2 points3 points4 points 3 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
The knight who loses has to mount her.
[–]SuperGoxxerRecidivist Fuk Boi2 points3 points4 points 3 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Medieval Times and Tournament is a complete craphole, and the servers are called "wenches" regularly. It means she probably enjoys the atmosphere, where a bunch of suburban dudes are checking out her rack.
Yeah, she would totally screw on the first date.
[–]Th3asshole60 points61 points62 points 3 years ago (7 children) | Copy Link
I hate the modern fusion of “thick” and “curvy” with fat. Takes away from actual women with those bodies w/ a big ass + small waist, not a fucking man-made beluga whale
[–]Typo-MAGAshivOfficial Bloopie Chaser, Drive-by Asshole25 points26 points27 points 3 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
I'm with you.
"Thick" and "curvy" should mean Sophia Vegara, not fatties.
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[–]One-Move12 points13 points14 points 3 years ago (2 children) | Copy Link
🤣 and some women now write “5 3 because the seems to matter” no honey but your weight would.
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[–]One-Move0 points1 point2 points 3 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Good point, but they only mention height not weight
[–]Svartanatten1 point2 points3 points 3 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
I am tall and I add it since it rly helps my bad game. But it's a problem cuz it's like a fetisch to some/most/all? women. Meaning the ones that do hit me up are never interested in anything but sex.
And I don't like casual sex, drugs and sex are not a first date according to others..... I don't have high standards. But if all they actually care for is height. Well my experience is they have a "friend" with a tall BF...
Its a luxury issue ofc, but if I leave it out, it's still like the first they ask and I just get left out of searches.
Just got back into OLD since I got a free year for winning some suggestion of how to improve (someone entered me and there was votes I think, I dont know). But they added the option to exclude Single mothers. Meaning I just confirmed they are not on that app at all. Small domestic, almost local app. Felt like I never saw someone single. Now I can see why....
Also just quit OLD...
[–]Svartanatten-3 points-2 points-1 points 3 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
To prevent violation of rule 1 I choose to identify as a kitchen toaster whilst writing. If this still is an issue, can I get a way with self loathing as a non binary toaster? A woman?
I never rly been attracted to skinny girls. But curvy I never rly seen "in the wild". But I might have set preferences on a site as curvy, expecting maybe a few "chubby" and a few "maybe to chubby". Still even fat beats skinny to me. But it's a slippery slope once you enter "OK I don't find this attractive at all but, no reason to not have dinner, gonna eat anyway and since no woman will xpect to get their food paid, what's the harm"?
You still might end up one day with a woman as wide as you are tall. And Im pretty tall. Finding out she is fun to be around, on a serious diet with actual medical assistance, diets, excerice. Heck you have still the need to lose the pounds you gained last years yourself. As he enjoyed some stimulant fueled sex in his youth, the bad sex was an issue but she was happy and I didn't consider myself a prio. If so I just go back to the old ways..
And that's how a "not actually a good man" got his heart broken by the ugliest woman he ever seen. And gained 80 pounds. He would meet prettier woman, get hit on, but as pretty women were a dime a dozen and he would not enjoy talking to them. Sexually, he had had his experiences with a young love and druginduced, yet fairly vanilla, sex for over a week. A casual ONS was not rly interesting. It's great but long term relationship and drugenhanced sex don't go well together in this toasters limited experience.
Weirdly he fell for someone he lacked attraction to. He didn't miss the sex, or people implying he shouldn't settle. Girls would assume they could replace her just cuz they were cute or, less ugly even.
He missed her. But couldn't fucking answer why. He has yet to understand and intends to avoid the hard drug love. Because it's not rly worth it and while her mother told her "wtf how did you... You know you won't do better". Not cuz he was listening but because my apartment (the small one) was bigger then their house and she was yelling I didn't feel like I settled.
Then the jokes "he just knows she won't leave him" was starting. But when SHE broke up, it actually felt insulting somehow...
He never spoke to her ever again and got in shape in 10 months. But he sometimes wonder wtf that was about. Still texts asking for sex. But that was the part that sucked worse then...
Not replied once, it's just flattering hearing how it was at least good for her...
Don't start dropping ur standards. Or you might be the toaster.
Best part. The end.
[–]brianmcg32145 points46 points47 points 3 years ago (3 children) | Copy Link
A fat smoker that smells like cat pee. Sign me up.
[–]RxCubed15 points16 points17 points 3 years ago (2 children) | Copy Link
With three teenagers as the cherry on top.
[–]lorum_ipsum_dolorJr. Hamster Analyst7 points8 points9 points 3 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
Sorry dude, no cherries in sight.
[–]BluepillProfessorMRP Mod0 points1 point2 points 3 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Those teens who are her whole world lost that cherry Years ago.
[–]GoodBoi_JStack36 points37 points38 points 3 years ago (7 children) | Copy Link
“Toothpick” women.
Nothing makes a fatty more angry than the knowledge that some women aren’t walrus people.
[–]uberduger16 points17 points18 points 3 years ago (3 children) | Copy Link
Yeah, but you can see why though.
I mean, being fat is entirely outside their control.
Its their genetics, see, not the fact that their concept of dessert is "grab the spoon and a brand new tub of Ben and Jerry's and hit the sofa".
[–]Typo-MAGAshivOfficial Bloopie Chaser, Drive-by Asshole5 points6 points7 points 3 years ago (2 children) | Copy Link
Back when The Onion was still awesome.
[–]uberduger1 point2 points3 points 3 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
Haha, amazing. Thanks for that!
[–]Typo-MAGAshivOfficial Bloopie Chaser, Drive-by Asshole1 point2 points3 points 3 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
I was a freshman in university when that article came out, and I used it to troll fatties for years.
[–]PulchraCamerae11 points12 points13 points 3 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
It pisses me off that they can shame them though. Fat women can say anything under the sun about skinny women but God forbid a skinny woman does the same. Then she's 'fat phobic'. 🙄
[–]42252252Sluts' Futile Heartthrob5 points6 points7 points 3 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
The one I've heard from ladies is 'pedophile' if you say you like thin women. I don't know why liking a chick with a lithe runnin' body is now childish, but they sure gather in a hurry to condemn any guy wanting less than a D cup on their walrus.
"An obese woman bragging about her boob size is like a homeless man bragging about all the free time he has."
[–]GoodBoi_JStack3 points4 points5 points 3 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Means nothing.
Just trying to shame you for being attracted to healthy people.
[–]Buzzkill7836 points37 points38 points 3 years ago (3 children) | Copy Link
Curvy is just another word for obese
[–]comptejeteJr. Hamster Analyst13 points14 points15 points 3 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Over 40% of American adults are obese. Not just overweight, but medically obese. Your chances of meeting someone who is in the healthy weight range are less than one in three.
[–]adikshin0 points1 point2 points 3 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Curvy - "Im obese with no plans on changing that"
[–]Redhood616Jr. Hamster Analyst32 points33 points34 points 3 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
Single mom. Kids are my world. no ONS. Bad job. Looking for a bailout. Nothing new that hasn’t been addressed countless times before on this sub so I’ll poke fun at how women love to call out men for body shaming women but then do the exact same thing.
Women: Stop body shaming us you misogynistic pigs!!!!
Also the same women on men: Eww he’s not 6ft or doesn’t have 6 inches or is bald or has ugly scars.
Also the same women on other women: Real women have curves and only dogs like toothpick women!!!!
[–]IoSonCalaf18 points19 points20 points 3 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
I’ll pick on her toddler-esque writing style. I don’t swipe right for people who use apostophe’s for plural’s.
[–]TheApricotCavalier|-.,_,.-Troll Mind in a TRP Body-.,_,.-|21 points22 points23 points 3 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
The good guys are in your past, where thoust left them wench.
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[–]Mick_DonaldsJr. Hamster Analyst10 points11 points12 points 3 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
Man, to be able to meet Jeff, the Red Knight. Think of how cool that would be.
[–]Typo-MAGAshivOfficial Bloopie Chaser, Drive-by Asshole2 points3 points4 points 3 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Fiddlesticks and fie!
Yon Green Knight, Aiden, is the one to cheer!
Your side of the restaurant sucks!
[–]sleepyweaselisawakeI never flair my posts17 points18 points19 points 3 years ago (4 children) | Copy Link
I like how her profile is basically shaming women who take care of themselves.
[–]OverkillengineCasts Pearls to the Swine6 points7 points8 points 3 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
It's less work for her to tear down someone else than it is to improve herself.
[–]PulchraCamerae4 points5 points6 points 3 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
Fucking Thank You!!! And if the roles were reversed, the skinny woman would be catching tons of shit.
[–]nnnnawaltNot not like all the other wymyns 🤣0 points1 point2 points 3 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
It's happened. Some Victoria Secret model secretly took a photo of a naked whale in the changing room of her gym. She was gonna send it to a friend but accidentally put it on her public social media. Backlash was harsh.
[–]Funkydirigidoo17 points18 points19 points 3 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
Reason 6:
You hate apostrophe's.
[–]ogrelin1 point2 points3 points 3 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
My’s apostaphe’s aint’s none’s of’s noones business’s
[–]civcinco14 points15 points16 points 3 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
The curvy is always funny:
curvy - there is a lost sandwhich under one of her folds. normal - blood type is diabetes athletic - can hide her gut with a girdle and well placed sweat pants skinny - even they know they can't say this.
[–]jacksawyer7512 points13 points14 points 3 years ago (8 children) | Copy Link
Smokers. Yuck
[–]dr-awkward19787 points8 points9 points 3 years ago (3 children) | Copy Link
*smoker’s
[–]notacrackheadofficer3 points4 points5 points 3 years ago (2 children) | Copy Link
s'moker's
[–]thereallocal4 points5 points6 points 3 years ago (3 children) | Copy Link
I think that ones fair tbh, if you're a smoker you will be fine with another smoker.
[–]comptejeteJr. Hamster Analyst1 point2 points3 points 3 years ago (2 children) | Copy Link
Unless you're trying to quit
[–]thereallocal1 point2 points3 points 3 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
Then I guess you wouldn't be a smoker?
[–]comptejeteJr. Hamster Analyst0 points1 point2 points 3 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Former smoker. Dating non smokers helped me to kick the habit.
[–]NotherThrowaway28410 points11 points12 points 3 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
It's like a garage sale for particle board furniture but the seller wants $1000/item.
[–]asdf333azaSr. Hamster Analyst12 points13 points14 points 3 years ago (2 children) | Copy Link
There is literally nothing good about her. Everything in that bio is a turn off.
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[–]asdf333azaSr. Hamster Analyst0 points1 point2 points 3 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Just leave them alone... They will realize their mistakes sooner or later. Maybe once their kids end up in jail or flunking out of high school.
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[–]kokofiki7 points8 points9 points 3 years ago (3 children) | Copy Link
Flossing is essential for overall great oral health! :)
[–]uberduger4 points5 points6 points 3 years ago (2 children) | Copy Link
The reason she's not a toothpick is because she flosses with bacon.
That almost seems like it would be a line from The Big Rock Candy Mountain.
[–]EvilKlownz2Gettin nasty with wall busters9 points10 points11 points 3 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Looking for friends.
That's the out for her when BB comes around.
I'm curvy.
No, you are fat, say it, fat.
Top reasons to swipe left:
1: I like my own kids, not other peoples kids
2: I like animals that are trained not to shit in the house and are well trained. Your's are probably not
3: I like women how take care of themselves. Not ones who think exercise involves going from TV to the fridge and back.
4: I don't hate smokers. They make great brisket, ribs, pulled pork. Oh, you mean walking stinking astrays. Ya, I hate those "smokers"
5: I'm not Bi-polar, But I guess you are and don't want the competition.
[–]BuchwildSlaps Donkeys Ass: "Hell, you can swipe her all day long!"8 points9 points10 points 3 years ago (2 children) | Copy Link
Truthfully the smoking is the biggest issue for me, pack a day smokers are disgusting
[–]Typo-MAGAshivOfficial Bloopie Chaser, Drive-by Asshole2 points3 points4 points 3 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
Bigger than single mom?!
[–]BuchwildSlaps Donkeys Ass: "Hell, you can swipe her all day long!"5 points6 points7 points 3 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Yes, I'd rather be with a single mom vs a heavy smoker. I can't stand the smell of smoke, the habit itself is disgusting hell I don't even want em sitting in my car.
[–]AutisticusFell off the slut wagon6 points7 points8 points 3 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Welp Im bipolar so I must swipe left
O alas
O alack
[–]kokofiki5 points6 points7 points 3 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
"They are my world!!!"
Holy shit..The NPCs keep getting churned out.
The fact that she is a smoker is an automatic indicator that she is promiscuous and puts out easy. No wonder she has 3 children aNd lOoKiNg fOr tHeM gOod MeNz
[–]kingcobra3154 points5 points6 points 3 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Not one positive. I love the acknowledgement of how guys who swipe right on everyone quickly look at her profile after matching and go dark.
[–]Ishabaka4 points5 points6 points 3 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
"Curvy" today was "morbidly obese" 30 years ago. There are still men alive who remember when the average American woman was a healthy weight.
[–]Mundane_Worldliness7Jr. Hamster Analyst5 points6 points7 points 3 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
We all know curvy has a flexible meaning, I think Eva Mendez is curvy, Beyoncé is curvy. What are the chances my definition of curvy matches hers? Also, why say you’ve no expectations while ruling out one night stands?
[–]JSride84 points5 points6 points 3 years ago* (1 child) | Copy Link
I wonder if she’s going to aspire to being more than a server in life. If she has three kids that are all teens now, what has she been doing with her life
[–]GayyFieri3 points4 points5 points 3 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
So many things to pick up from this;
- She's childish; 'tho', overuse of exclamation points
- Either stupid or too lazy to edit; kid's, animal's, smoker's
- She's can't face the fact that she's overweight but demands that you do; 'curvy'
- Despite this she's mean and critical (jealous); 'tooth pick' women
Those are just the glaring ones. I won't do what's unsaid but just as clear (self satisfied and demanding, unaware, trashy)
[–]ScrewySiu2 points3 points4 points 3 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
I remember my grade had a field trip to Medieval Times and I wanted the wooden sword at the gift shop, but didn't have enough money. Wonder if she can get me one?
[–]uberduger2 points3 points4 points 3 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Where are all the good guys?
I dunno, possibly off not dating women that come with 3 teenagers that are gonna instantly resent you for dating their mother.
[–]Honest_SolutionSr. Toxically Masculine Care Boi2 points3 points4 points 3 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Says the woman who’s probably bipolar or BPD. Or worse, a covert narcissist.
[–]PorphyrogennetosJr. Hamster Analyst2 points3 points4 points 3 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Absolutely disgusting.
[–]Balefirez2 points3 points4 points 3 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
She loves her apostrophes.
S'he love's her apo'strophe's
FTFY
[–]geo_gan2 points3 points4 points 3 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Lesson for the day guys.
If they’re not a whale then they are a toothpick.
No in between.
[–]teh_pope821 point2 points3 points 3 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
A beta bob special
[–]Mitcho_XWahmyns1 point2 points3 points 3 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Kid's Animal's
[–]jimmyjoejimbob1 point2 points3 points 3 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
you're bipolar
No, you're more likely to be bipolar.
[–]Roman_691 point2 points3 points 3 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Why do I have the feeling she‘s not "curvy" but obese?
[–][deleted] 1 point2 points3 points 3 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
I've got teenager'''''s. Don't swipe left if you hate kid""s. Or if you hate s'moker'''''''''''''''''''''''s.
[–]Svartanatten1 point2 points3 points 3 years ago* (0 children) | Copy Link
I know I'm no catch and that I prefer honesty. So good she made the list in the end.
But, I think that if she could come up with a single reason why anyone should "like" the profile it would be less pathetic to read......
It's not the "what does she bring" because she clarified her terms. She thinks someone want intimacy from her. So she starts with telling the reader that she think she has something to offer, but she won't.
I just hope she feeds her cats
[–]practicesquadleg1 point2 points3 points 3 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Well, at least she finally got apostrophes right in item 5.
[–]HonoluluLion1 point2 points3 points 3 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Soo... a fat, crazy, weed smoking, cat lady with kids? Fasho.
[–]Jeviok1 point2 points3 points 3 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
She works at Medieval Times yet missed the opportunity to say she wants to find her knight in shining armor. I still have the wooden sword souvenir on my wall from my school field trip.
[–]IoSonCalaf0 points1 point2 points 3 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
I’m sure her title at work is Serving Wench
[–]0-TheDroid0 points1 point2 points 3 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
I'm right here, but I don't want you to see me and I'm going the other way.
Ffs, what a joke.
[–]MattyK4140 points1 point2 points 3 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Talk to their father(s) about the kids. We're strangers, Lady.
[–]NoFaithInThisSubInfluencer in Gomorrah 0 points1 point2 points 3 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
if she was upfront she would admit her life has been stained and no rationale male would approach her.
[–]Albusmaddog0 points1 point2 points 3 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Is this the medieval times ... from .. CABLE GUY?!
[–]Typo-MAGAshivOfficial Bloopie Chaser, Drive-by Asshole[M] 0 points1 point2 points 3 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
This is an excellent find, /u/doc1127!
In the future, do be mindful of rule 6 in its entirety; workplace must be censored as well.
I'll leave this one up though, because a) it's really good, b) the comments have been great so far, and c) other mods already let it slide.
[–]MrReagan180 points1 point2 points 3 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
That's alot of self-esteem issues in one post.
[–]magicmikefx0 points1 point2 points 3 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Can she even hold a conversation?
[–]TerpsMakeMeDrinkJr. Hamster Analyst0 points1 point2 points 3 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
I mean, I don't like tooth pick women, but I don't like cape buffalo women either. She strikes me as much closer to the latter.
[–]TheDroidUrLookin40 points1 point2 points 3 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
"Curvy" and a smoker with three kids!? What a catch! Where do I sign!?
[–]animalmother20170 points1 point2 points 3 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Bringeth me some chicken wench; and then be gone!
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Hell... why don't you add "You're Autistic" into the mix as well? Like OP said: Thanks for at least not wasting my time, so I could immediately move on to the NEXT profile in line.
[–]tux_pirata0 points1 point2 points 3 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
3 teens at 27?
fucking how?
[–]Enough-Staff-29760 points1 point2 points 3 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
An obese, chainsmoker, with 3 fatherless teens, indoor animals and has questionable hygiene. Sign me up, pleazeee! Said no simp ever.
[–]divorcedbp0 points1 point2 points 3 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Dont like kid’s what? Don’t like animal’s what? Hate smoker’s what?
FINISH THE GODDAMNED SENTENCE
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