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Shit Test Again- Same shit about TRT

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So last 2 months things have been continually better. More frequent sex, pretty much on demand, few shit tests. To those who have seen my shit, know I take test and viagra since having 2nd kid, started 8 months ago. Got so many tests about how I’m different and sex seems drug fueled, it genuine. Haven’t heard anything about really since active hear until last night.

Had sex Sunday. Initiated wed but she had used her vib an hour before I got home so she wasn’t horny and offered starfish, I declined. Last night I initiated as we went to bed, she joked about how I’ve became needy, in a sexy voice as she stripped and smiled. Start foreplay, she’s excited, then I tell her I got some condoms so we could use her vibe during sex(she doesn’t use it skin to skin). She stopped, freaked out, said we need to talk. Went back to saying how my sexual interest is not at all genuine. I’m different and she doesn’t like it. I fog, “what’s wrong with wanting to have sex? And variations of that, which she would say nothing is wrong w it. She said it wasn’t about the frequency, just that it’s not genuine and I feel different. She tried to shame me for the test and libido, so I shamed her and I said she had a higher sex drive than me as she used her vib multiple times the day before, and we just screwed 2 days before that. She got pissed said she’s throwing away her toy and went to sleep downstairs(never done this). I went to check, asked her if she was sleeping down here, she said yes, I said ok and went to bed. A few minutes later she comes back up and says”I’ll have sex w you but this convo is not over”. We do it,but think used to much lube and she didn’t get off for the first time in a long time, which typically I wouldn’t care but in this situation would have liked it to happen. Whatever, 15 minutes later asked her if she wanted a round two she said “what are you trying to do, check a box? I said “I’ll check your box, haha”. Her: “She said something along the line of glad I take her serious. No more convo after sex, normal in the morning.

Long fucking story. Anyways any insights on this, besides I’m a faggot. I do initiate more, so lots of push, little pull. Will this test ever go away? Should I just say I’m not talking about this shit again and say goodnight? I think I’m trying to move to fast, getting the frequency I like and now trying to get some variety. Also during the verbal intercourse I firmly told her I’m never going to stop the test as I feel so much better and am not living my life tired, etc.


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Title Shit Test Again- Same shit about TRT
Author SoggyTrain
Upvotes 8
Comments 58
Date 09 August 2019 10:00 PM UTC (1 year ago)
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Link https://theredarchive.com/post/248412
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[–]ReddJiveRed Beret15 points16 points  (5 children) | Copy

Well you are a faggot.

Sex was right there and she pulled back. She used it as a bargaining chip. It was her plan all along. Mine did this. Only for her it was to talk about bills, retirement plan, bank account, budget....it was always something. She told me it was how she felt close. Can you image in getting a handjob while she talked about next months budget plan?

The only answer is to get and walk out. No sex? Leave. Kiss on the forehead, and leave. Takes balls right? This is why you’re a faggot.

Your only move here was to walk out. Go to the bar and come back smelling like whiskey, cigars. Let her hamster wonder where you were at half mast and full balls.

Do shit tests stop? No. Some Alphas hate them and next a woman who does them. Other Alphas love them. I love them. Women shit test for reasons and sometimes those reasons aren’t all negative. When you have frame you realize she’s just a insecure little girl looking to get fucked by her man.

[–]SoggyTrainCucked by machines[S] 1 point2 points  (1 child) | Copy

The sex was going to happen until I tried to do something unexpected, not so fucking vanilla. But yeah, leaving would have been way better than the shit I did. To be fair I am different with the drugs, but I am happier and am not changing.

[–]RStonePT0 points1 point  (0 children) | Copy

The sex was going to happen until I tried to do something unexpected, not so fucking vanilla.

Keep telling yourself that. She wasn't into it, otherwise she wouldn't be able to turn it off so suddenly

[–]red-sfpplusHard Core Red0 points1 point  (2 children) | Copy

Fuck shit tests. Aint got no time for that nonsense.

I also suck at comfort tests to.

I just suck at tests period.

[–]RStonePT0 points1 point  (1 child) | Copy

100% nuke isn't a bad way to go.

[–]red-sfpplusHard Core Red0 points1 point  (0 children) | Copy

Jury is literally still out on that bro.

[–]red-sfpplusHard Core Red23 points24 points  (17 children) | Copy

So you are a cuck to a vibrator for whom you buy condoms for on you way home from work?

[–][deleted] 2 points3 points  (7 children) | Copy

If my wife used a vibrator without permission when I wasn't home we would have serious problems. I haven't read your OYS but this sounds fucked to me. Is this normal behavior OP?

[–]SoggyTrainCucked by machines[S] 2 points3 points  (6 children) | Copy

Yes, we don't tell each other when the other can or can't masturbate, or poop, or anything else. I know your relationship is different but you both seem a little crazy. She's always used one, way before we ever met.

[–]RStonePT2 points3 points  (2 children) | Copy

Yes, we don't tell each other when the other can or can't masturbate, or poop, or anything else

take the hyperbole out of this and I found your problem. aparently the tren hasn't hit your brain yet, you still think you don't have to be the big bad mean patriarch who dominates his woman in order to get good sex.

even the purplepilldebate soccer moms had to admit they liked being dominated

[–]SoggyTrainCucked by machines[S] 0 points1 point  (1 child) | Copy

I agree that all women like to be dominated, not arguing that at all. You think a man should tell his wife if she can masturbate or what are you getting at here buddy? I do want to be more dominant, and know that it makes both parties happier.

[–]RStonePT0 points1 point  (0 children) | Copy

Yeah. don't jerk off unless I tell you to. I own that pussy.

Question is, how she reacts to that tells you all you need to know about the relationship dynamic, and gives a good indication about next steps.

AKA, stop being a faggot

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points  (2 children) | Copy

It's my pussy, I get a say. You ever tell her to ask permission to cum?

We only cum with each other or not at all. It's true, we are a bit crazy but who isn't?

How does her using a vibrator before you met mean anything relevant to the conversation.

[–]SoggyTrainCucked by machines[S] 1 point2 points  (1 child) | Copy

I wouldn't mind that type of agreement in the future. I've read SGM and want to get to the ownership stuff. We have to realize we actually have no control over others, including our wives. Your wife could be flicking the bean on the daily, you'd never know, ya know? Yeah we are all a little fucked up for sure. And the last thing, not sure? Probably just protecting my ego.

[–]jasonlarry0 points1 point  (0 children) | Copy

You're thinking soggytrain is clingy and so is his wife. Not at all.

It's fucking great when you get "ownership" of your woman's body. It's not needy, it's fun, and sexy.

It makes thing more interesting in the bedroom.

[–]SoggyTrainCucked by machines[S] -5 points-4 points  (8 children) | Copy

Funny, but not helpful.

[–]tspitsatgp13 points14 points  (0 children) | Copy

Your wife got off from the vibrations an hour before you got home and when you initiated sex later she gave you sloppy uninterested starfish seconds.

Do you think she was thinking about you when she got off by herself?

What was your takeaway from this?

[–]Iammrp210 points11 points  (3 children) | Copy

This guy earned a cuck flair

[–]red-sfpplusHard Core Red1 point2 points  (0 children) | Copy

BAHHH!!

Fuck I need to spend less time on mobile where I can not see flair.

Holy shit.

[–]umizumiz0 points1 point  (0 children) | Copy

Oh shit! Hahaha

[–]SoggyTrainCucked by machines[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children) | Copy

Yeah I used to be big gay Al.

[–]SorcererKingMod / Red Beret5 points6 points  (0 children) | Copy

If you don't find that helpful then you're missing the point.

[–]helaughsinhidden1 point2 points  (0 children) | Copy

Cucked by machines

I'm dead

[–]SorcererKingMod / Red Beret4 points5 points  (0 children) | Copy

How about the good old, "You ain't seen nothing yet!"

Then caveman her. End scene.

You fucking guys are making this too difficult.

[–]RedPill-BlackLotusRed Beret3 points4 points  (2 children) | Copy

Thoes hormones have changed the way you think and act.

There will be an adjustment period for you and it's what you are experiencing right now.

You were not the hero of your post, she was, it was all about her. That's why we are all shitting on you.

Put some tape over your mouth. That mouth on your face is your biggest enemy.

Stop. Fucking. Talking.

[–]SoggyTrainCucked by machines[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children) | Copy

Yep. I went full retard. The TRT has changed me. The truth is my biggest insecurity in life has been in regards to sex. I have the tools now to have the sex I want, and I am taking advantage of it and being a selfish as well.

[–]johneyapocalypseThe one that says "Bad Motherfucker"9 points10 points  (6 children) | Copy

You write like a complete and total retard.

"What's wrong with wanting to have sex?"

Brilliant, fag.

She shamed you, so you shamed her back. Good work, dumbass.

"Never done this."

Trailer park asshole.

My thoughts: You're a low-class, shit-talking loser who's taking too much crap (like viagra) and pressuring his dumbass wife into sex-that-turns-into-arguments-that-involves-vibrators-and-too-much-lubrication.

Fucking take a break. Take a walk. Go for a jog. Climb a small hill. Carry a kayak to the beach and go kayaking.

Stop harassing your wife asshole and stop taking so much fucking viagra.

You know, homo, I'm on test, too, and I've never had such a dumbass, retarded conversation with my wife.

It's not the test, it's your shitty personality.

[–]SoggyTrainCucked by machines[S] 1 point2 points  (4 children) | Copy

Alright will do. And typing on my damn phone while feeding kids, knew it was coming out retarded. I plan on backing off. Thanks for the insight.

[–][deleted] 6 points7 points  (3 children) | Copy

You do know it isn't because you were on a phone that you sound like a retard right? Nice DEER faggot. You sound more retarded than I typically do.

Your flair beats mine, congrats

[–]SoggyTrainCucked by machines[S] 0 points1 point  (2 children) | Copy

Thanks and fuck off. It was a retardedly written post about a retarded conversation where I was being a retard.

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points  (1 child) | Copy

Hey man, everyone is a retard sometimes. Just never go full retard.

[–]SorcererKingMod / Red Beret0 points1 point  (0 children) | Copy

And not on Wednesday in particular, right?

[–]Elvis_Death0 points1 point  (0 children) | Copy

White knight johnny

[–]screechhaterRed Beret2 points3 points  (0 children) | Copy

Excuse me while I wipe the vomit from my chin.

Yuk

JUST STFU.

You actually think she thinks of a guy on viagra with a vibrator in her hand ??

DYELB ?

[–]WolfofAllStreetz1 point2 points  (3 children) | Copy

lold hard at that flair

wtf is up with putting condoms on vibrators?

[–]InChargeManRed Beret2 points3 points  (0 children) | Copy

She probably puts it in her BF's ass too.

[–]umizumiz1 point2 points  (0 children) | Copy

She wants to feel like she's cheating on her husband. Prolly uses her mouth to put it on.

[–]SoggyTrainCucked by machines[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children) | Copy

She can't use them skin on skin or gets inflammation. She typically uses it over underwear, hence my idiot idea to cover it with a condom.

[–]helaughsinhidden1 point2 points  (0 children) | Copy

My wife gave me a shit test about increasing sexual initiation, and demanding higher quality. I simply told her that I had always wanted it like this. Any time, any where, the nastier the better. Previously, I was acting like too much of a pussy coward to express my feelings and make my needs known. Since I decided to stop the PMO cycle (nofap) and make sex with her my only release, my balls fill up and tension builds more. I'm sick of being the kind of faggot who doesn't put his own needs first, becomes sexually frustrated, and gets resentful. Said it all calm and Dr Phill like. Hasn't come up again.

[–]Iammrp22 points3 points  (10 children) | Copy

she offered starfish and I declined

Why? Could be interpreted as butthurt.

I never turn down sex. When she offers a quicky I'm down for that. Even if I do all the work sex always turns into her moaning and double orgasms so it's still fun for me.

[–]RedPill-BlackLotusRed Beret6 points7 points  (5 children) | Copy

I can squeeze my abbs and jackhammer one out in 120 seconds.

Set a timer and go for time.

[–][deleted] -1 points0 points  (4 children) | Copy

Sweet I'm not the only bro going for speed fucks. I dunno if I have broken a 120 seconds though, I'll try and beat it this week.

[–]SorcererKingMod / Red Beret1 point2 points  (3 children) | Copy

This needs to become a thing. The Great MRP "60s or Less" Race! Built for speed!

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points  (2 children) | Copy

Paging /u/red-sfpplus if he ever fucks again

[–]RP_PO0 points1 point  (0 children) | Copy

If a LDS gets within 5 feet of him he’ll break his streak. Man’s got a type. Makes me think he’s onto something

[–]red-sfpplusHard Core Red0 points1 point  (0 children) | Copy

20 days of no sex man.

Still dont care, and still nofap.

[–]SoggyTrainCucked by machines[S] 1 point2 points  (3 children) | Copy

Yeah just didn’t feel like making her do something she really didn’t want to at the time , rather wait a day. Sometime starfish does turn into good sex, but this wasn’t one of those times.

[–]Iammrp25 points6 points  (0 children) | Copy

  • You shouldn't have said no to sex
  • If she says no to sex its no big deal
  • You shouldn't have shamed her. STFU
  • You shouldn't have followed her downstairs like a lost puppy dog

What you did was manipulate her into having sex she didn't want to have in the first place so it was shitty sex. Keep it simple. "Want to have sex?" If she says yes but clearly doesn't want to then give her the option to say no. "We can wait until tomorrow night if you're tired." If she says let's have sex then fuck her.

She didn't want to have sex but instead of saying no she picks a fight by criticizing your sex drive. You fight back like a little bitch when you should have simply said "if you don't want sex tonight that's fine". Instead you criticize back and then you follow her, she feels guilty and gives you sex she never wanted. That will just breed resentment and is not attractive long term.

You're still a faggot. Read the side bar. Lift and STFU.

[–]JCX_Pulse2 points3 points  (1 child) | Copy

Depending on where you are in your MAP it’s advised to take what you can get until you’re attractive enough to decline.

I haven’t read your post history but it seems like your sex life is pretty good, even if your wife has a higher drive than you.

I often like to read between the lines of these posts and get to the root of what the issue is. Here, for example, why do you care that she is bothered by your TRT usage in the first place?

Knee jerk reaction suggests you’re aware of her higher sex drive and you’re insecure about it so you try to compensate with pills to catch up. Insecurity = faggotry, so if this is the case, own up.

Second question is have you done any testing to see if low T is the cause of your lower energy levels? Maybe you have a vitamin deficiency, you’re not sleeping (well) enough, or some other cause.

[–]SoggyTrainCucked by machines[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children) | Copy

So this is the major shit test she gives me, ever since starting TRT, and I have yet to pass it. Also my test is low because I did a shit ton of prohormones without proper recovery, and a couple cycles. Plus once you experience elevated test levels, you realize it's fucking awesome.

[–]proplfax1 point2 points  (3 children) | Copy

i'm brand new to mrp and still reading the first three books, but why not just acknowledge her when she says something is different? that doesn't seem like a shit test to me. wouldn't fogging be, "i understand that you feel that something is different. we'll have to see what happens" or something like that to quell her worry instead of asking her questions?

i'm out of a 5 year. but i started cruising 2nd year in. she said 'ooo nice' when she first saw my vials in the medicine cabinet and never mentioned it again in 3 years. i didn't plan on ever telling her, it's none of her business anyways, makes me think you've whined about low t symptoms or talked about it or something for her to even think about it.

[–]RedPill-BlackLotusRed Beret1 point2 points  (2 children) | Copy

i'm brand new to mrp and still reading the first three books, but why not just acknowledge her when she says something is different? that doesn't seem like a shit test to me. wouldn't fogging be,

Wait for it....

"i understand that you feel that something is different. we'll have to see what happens"

And there it is. The mouth opened and an dick got stuffed in.

or something like that to quell her worry instead of asking her questions?

You would think so right? But by this point you have opened your mouth and you are back in the matrix, and shes neo, shes the one.

There is nothing you can say with your mouth. But there is something you can do with your feet. Walk.

I love this video rian posted recently, you should watch it.

All communication is bad communication in a relationship dont talk, walk.

i'm out of a 5 year. but i started cruising 2nd year in. she said 'ooo nice' when she first saw my vials in the medicine cabinet and never mentioned it again in 3 years. i didn't plan on ever telling her, it's none of her business anyways, makes me think you've whined about low t symptoms or talked about it or something for her to even think about it.

Ya they don't give a fuck now the sausage is made. They just want sausage.

[–]proplfax0 points1 point  (1 child) | Copy

you think that her mentioning something is different is bad behavior?

[–]umizumiz2 points3 points  (0 children) | Copy

She's trying to make you feel guilty for your recent positive changes.

Spez: whether she realizes it or not

[–]Captain_pants40 points1 point  (0 children) | Copy

Not sure that you’re entirely clear on what fogging is, or when and how to use it

[–]RStonePT0 points1 point  (1 child) | Copy

I went to check, asked her if she was sleeping down here, she said yes, I said ok and went to bed

it's not like she ran into traffic. you knew what she was doing, sprawl out and enjoy the bed. For once you don't have her hogging the sheets.

In the morning, if she's still harping about it, tell her that you're 'this' close to roid raging, and spank her playfully if she continues, then eat some eggs

The eggs are far more beneficial to you than this bedroom negotiation strategy you're using

[–]SoggyTrainCucked by machines[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children) | Copy

Yes, I should not have followed her anywhere, that was stupid. She didn't say shit about anything the next day.

[–]aggierogue30 points1 point  (0 children) | Copy

I really hope English isn’t your first language.



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