It *MIGHT* be possible she did not cheat

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September 18, 2019

Here is a little story I would like you to consider before you:

  1. See a lawyer,
  2. Accuse her of cheating
  3. Ignore a 2 week cooling off period before acting.

I also spend some of my time on a car forum. Someone inevitably rocks in with a problem with their car. Often its a new noise. The OP is clearly worried and equally clearly hoping someone online is going to say something to the effect of “Yeah I had that, don’t worry, it went away, drives like a dream now, 30k miles later still going strong”. We all know there is a very small chance of getting that response and it being true. What is far more common is the worst case scenario response – “that’s a total rebuild you know”; “I had that noise and the engine blew up the next day”. If you’re lucky, you might get, “For fucks sake, you've told us nothing about you, nothing about how you treat the car, and nothing about the cars history – sorry buddy we can’t help you - give us some more info or go to a mechanic”. The reality is that EVERY person online who responds knows nothing about you, your history, your situation (seems obvious really). And for good reason most car forums have posting requirements (like ours here) that encourage the bare minimum information to try to help.

But we aren’t here to talk about cars - and MRP is a bit different.

So at askMRP you rock in with your worst case scenario train wreck story, hoping we care, and that someone will give you hope its going to magically work out. At askMRP, It is our role to call your shit, call you into action, challenge you to MAN UP. So we counter your worst case scenario with a WORSE case scenario. “She definitely cheated - you're a CUCK!” "NEXT her and learn to vet!" But that doesn’t mean we are right. We don’t know you, you can’t trust us - so don’t post your puke and then tell us 4 hours later you went to a lawyer because we showed you TWO RED FLAGS.

That's retarded.

You should by now know the captain / first officer analogy, hopefully you know that YOU have let your boat drift out of harbour and out to sea. YOU know its your fault, YOU tied the shitty knots and fell asleep. But now you are out there in the middle of nowhere, no land in sight, and you come in here with your problems, (which we confirm) and then decide your best move is to JUMP SHIP. No, kimosabe, your best move is to stay aboard. Maybe get back to port and fix the boat. Maybe use the shitty boat and crew as a sparring partner to improve your captaincy. Maybe use it to get you to a new destination with new crew. So for fucks sake, please DO NOT JUMP SHIP because we tell you it’s a shitty boat with a shitty crew. Its done you fine for x years, you can make a few more months before you decide.

Moral of the story (in u/RStonePT words in response to recent poster): I've always hated these (desperate posts). Literally a snap shot of peoples lives, and a guy hoping to be the exception of the standard story. You've told a story that leads us all to think she cheated, which she may have. Of course I know fuck all about you, and that kind of makes a difference.


  • Trust your instincts.
  • Wait a bit before you jump off the boat.
  • Give us more info if you are desperate that we decide your fate.
  • Own the prison of shit you locked yourself in

She might not have cheated | Your car might be fine


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Title It *MIGHT* be possible she did not cheat
Author simbarlion
Upvotes 29
Comments 31
Date 18 September 2019 02:38 AM UTC (1 year ago)
Subreddit askMRP
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[–]SBIIIRed Fucking Commando39 points40 points  (11 children) | Copy

My wife brought her car to the garage last week.

The mechanic told her that her engine was poorly lubricated. He could see this when he put in the dipstick. He filled her up with some new oil.

He also told her the car would need a regular, weekly service.

They've been texting back and forth about this for weeks. He also mentioned inserting a camshaft in her trunk. This doesn't make a lot of sense to me.

Then, she mentioned something about wanting a new stick shift as her current one wasn't working. She drives an automatic.

I'm pretty worried about this. All this work is going to cost me a fortune.

[–]RP_PO18 points19 points  (2 children) | Copy

Took the analogy too far. Opened up a car rental business. Got arrested. Thanks for nothing.

[–]SBIIIRed Fucking Commando8 points9 points  (1 child) | Copy

Gators bitches, better be using Jimmies

[–]RP_PO2 points3 points  (0 children) | Copy

Big Daddy RP gonna get his 50%, or I know some of you wannabe Corvettes will be missing a headlight or two.

[–]FoxShitNasty839 points10 points  (6 children) | Copy

Why keep the old girl going just replace it with a younger model.

[–]SBIIIRed Fucking Commando10 points11 points  (5 children) | Copy

Straight off the production carousel, shiny new bodywork, no dents or scratches, smooth leather interiors.

Sounds tempting.

[–]weakandsensitive12 points13 points  (4 children) | Copy

sounds expensive and like it's a quickly depreciating asset.

[–]Goobergus_Gubbins1 point2 points  (0 children) | Copy

There are some advantages to sticking with the original model after it's well amortized.

[–]mindplaybyneo1 point2 points  (0 children) | Copy

Damn that is some creative writing skills

[–]RStonePT6 points7 points  (1 child) | Copy

Damn, you're not wrong, but it's not the point for me. The fact that someone would actually come here, hat in hand, before putting in the least bit of effort to solve his situation with the ton of free and linked resources we made available...

At this point, I've already written the guy off, and am practicing my ability to put a proper comment together that I would use on a useful poster, or have a conversation with a guy in here I already know on an issue we disagree on.

The guy has signalled very strongly that I will have to fuck his wife with his dick, and I'm kind of busy with my own dick at the moment

[–]simbarlionRed Beret[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children) | Copy

It's a message to the typical first time poster who is a panicked beta pulling 160 bpm about a new red flag (some minor, some major), wanting a quick answer; a magic bullet.

Sometimes it's good to pour petrol on their dumpster fire as a call to action. Sometimes it's good to get them to come back from the plank to make a rational decision.

Usually it's a combination of both.

[–]markpf732 points3 points  (1 child) | Copy

Got my car serviced yesterday.

The mechanic told me the water pump is starting to have some coolant seeping out. It’s not gushing yet. Maybe one day it will completely shit the bed, the whole engine will overheat and the head gasket will fail.

He recommended a simple change out of the water pump on my schedule at my preferred time. He’d have a loaner car available for me when I scheduled the service. Do it on your terms, on your timeline and with minimal disruption to your life.

The worst is that I went there for a quick tire rotation and never even caught a whiff of that sweet coolant seeping out of my water pump. It took an outsider looking under the hood of my car to tell me there was definite trouble brewing and the extent of the future consequence if left as is was unknown. Hope for the best or head trouble off at the pass.

[–]Goobergus_Gubbins0 points1 point  (0 children) | Copy

That's exactly what this forum did for me. Was not at a crisis point, but applying the sidebar and starting to lift improved my brand with immediate results.

[–]tdreampo3 points4 points  (0 children) | Copy

Thank you for this!

[–]RP_PO1 point2 points  (4 children) | Copy

If I tell my wife she’s not allowed to cheat on me, and smack her ass, does that mean I am alpha enough and dont need the sidebar?

[–]neilcross0 points1 point  (3 children) | Copy

No it means you are an asshole. An alpha wouldn’t need to smack or tell his wife she’s not allowed to cheat. She wouldn’t want to because he’s the alpha.

[–]RP_PO0 points1 point  (2 children) | Copy

Would it work if I just told her I was alpha?

[–]BlackDogRamblin2 points3 points  (1 child) | Copy

Yes. You just need to sit her down and explain in great detail how alpha you are and why she should be attracted to you. The more logic you use, the more effective the talk will be.

[–]neilcross1 point2 points  (0 children) | Copy

Agreed. try it and post what happened.

[–]red-sfpplusHard Core Red2 points3 points  (0 children) | Copy

Nah bro. She cheated.

[–]JameisBong0 points1 point  (0 children) | Copy

My gut tells me i need a new mechanic, anyone know where i can find one? Preferably where the Mrs services hers

[–]hack3geRed Beret-1 points0 points  (6 children) | Copy

Awww how cute you let your hamster out to play....

[–]simbarlionRed Beret[S] 2 points3 points  (5 children) | Copy

Did you end up deciding to stay aboard ?

[–]hack3geRed Beret1 point2 points  (4 children) | Copy

You mean did I kick her off MY ship yet? Not yet but the jury is still out.

That being said I did end up building my investment property business and will deal with the fall out if I divorce. Go figure the best advice was to do what I wanted.

[–]simbarlionRed Beret[S] 2 points3 points  (3 children) | Copy

This is a really good point.

It is not the "Stay plan /Go plan", it is the "Keep FO / Next FO" plan.

Subtle difference.

[–]Chump_No_More0 points1 point  (2 children) | Copy

Subtle difference.

Not subtle at all. Stay and Go plans are exactly the same, Keep and Next are not.

[–]simbarlionRed Beret[S] 0 points1 point  (1 child) | Copy

Stay / Go - he leaves her life OI.

Keep / Next - he decides that she leaves his life.

Either way, its not important, its just a reference to who owns the ship, and the fact that the beta man should Frame the seperation that he moves her out (physically, emotionally, mentally, whatever), not move out himself.

But I am not going to try to rewrite pop MRP terminology

[–]hack3geRed Beret1 point2 points  (0 children) | Copy

It’s not subtle and it’s very important - the metaphor is you are the captain of the ship and she can get on board or not and you are free to cut the rope as you please. I’m assuming the phrasing was just a slip up on your part but they could indicate some potential gaps in your frame.

There will be a limit to what you are willing to do to get what you want if you aren’t willing to walk and you don’t realize that being in a relationship is the man’s decision.

I don’t need my wife for shit - its on my wife to do things that add value that stop me from divorcing her or putting my dick in other woman.

You can kill a man, but you can't kill an idea.

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