If there was a real purge in real life, what would you do

reluctantly_red · 2019-10-16T20:16:41+00:00

Nothing different. 99.9 percent of people have no desire to run amok.

[deleted] · 2019-10-16T20:16:49+00:00

I’d probably steal a bunch of shit honestly. I have no real desire to rape or kill anybody, but money and material things are nice.

Pontifex_Lucious-II · 2019-10-16T20:22:29+00:00

Contrary to the Purge’s narrative, most people wouldn’t become homicidal maniacs at the drop of a hat.

Also how would it work if you or your neighbor tried to purge each other but failed? On the way to your cars the next day would you just be like “Almost got me man! We still on for the barbecue this weekend?”

I would probably kick a opossum because fuck them. Not sure if that’s actually illegal though.

the-lone-squid · 2019-10-16T20:58:39+00:00

Nothing. Where i live nearly everyone has guns. Causing trouble gets you dead.

Crime isn't low because everyone is scared of the cops. You'll get shot before the cops get there

Littleknownfacts · 2019-10-16T20:10:20+00:00

Sit happily in my McMansion in a gated community with a slammin' security system and drink wine with my Beau. While shit posting on Reddit...

Youdeservedit12 · 2019-10-16T20:17:21+00:00

I would commit rape. A lot of rape.

Aaren_Augustine · 2019-10-16T20:18:50+00:00

I'd have zero resistance from my wife to buy whatever gun I wanted.

Orange_Paisley · 2019-10-16T20:31:10+00:00

Sit on my couch, consume an edible, and watch it unfold on CNN or MSNBC.

SpinachIsYummy · 2019-10-16T20:37:21+00:00

Hide

yasee · 2019-10-16T20:50:13+00:00

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whichbladeN · 2019-10-16T20:18:45+00:00

Get on a boat and take a nap.

poison-fang-blade · 2019-10-16T20:21:31+00:00

Would probably try to kill some people I dislike. I wouldn't be able to steal enough stuff to be worth the risk.

Dudebro420691337 · 2019-10-16T20:24:33+00:00

Sell out my neighbours to the secret police.

geyges · 2019-10-16T20:28:35+00:00

In America it's tough. Every other person is packing, so even walking outside would immediately subject you to sniper fire.

I think it'd be way more interesting in places like Japan though.

Iron-Giant169 · 2019-10-16T21:18:14+00:00

Rob a bank, bitches love money

NaturalQueer · 2019-10-16T22:22:43+00:00

I would go "shopping" at the mall. Or commit tax fraud.

Kos_-_Omak · 2019-10-16T22:46:43+00:00

Shitpost

[deleted] · 2019-10-16T23:08:59+00:00

Hide. I'm a chicken.

NalkaNalka · 2019-10-17T00:15:38+00:00

Set up a security business.

SunflowerBurst · 2019-10-17T02:10:28+00:00

Nothing except self defense; because there is no Purge with God.

Title	If there was a real purge in real life, what would you do
Author	Youdeservedit12
Upvotes	3
Comments	34
Date	October 16, 2019 8:09 PM UTC (6 years ago)
Subreddit	Posted in /r/PurplePillDebate
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