This is a good thing right?

HornsOfApathy · 2020-10-09T17:25:38+00:00

my wife of 9 years has told me that she feels like she is an accessory to my life

Because she is.

Now, why did you feel the need to post this humblebrag? Read it back to yourself.

InChargeMan · 2020-10-09T17:36:51+00:00

She should be up at 3am with you if she really loved you. This isn't looking good.

trwawyrnd · 2020-10-09T17:52:22+00:00

I work full time

5 children

wake up at 3am

bang every night

what you on bro?

red-sfpplus · 2020-10-09T20:57:11+00:00

I swear to god, this is it. The moment we have all be waiting for...

ITS TIME

YOU ARE IN DALLAS

ANY GYM IN DFW 3AM.

EDIT:

Based off these weak looking hands, you only see a bong pipe at 3am.

Edit 2:

Someone ban this motherfucker for wasting our time.

Where the fuck is /u/johneyapocalypse at. When did I get demoted to looking thru faggots post histories?

Black_Jesup · 2020-10-09T19:30:01+00:00

If you’re waking up at 3am to work out, then I’m guessing you’re going to sleep super early in the evening (7-8pm?). How much “family time” does that leave you after work and before sleep?

ExactMammoth · 2020-10-09T19:03:22+00:00

MOMMY MOMMY PLEASE LOVE ME!

why do you need the validation of your wife, kids, other random dudes at physique competitions and strangers on the internet?

get up, go look in a mirror and tell yourself that you're a man of value. is it true?

ice_walker · 2020-10-11T11:15:42+00:00

If you get up at 3am, how do you get enough sleep? You go to bed at 6pm? Or are you one of those “more than 5 hours of sleep are for wussies”-BS:ers?

redarcher99 · 2020-10-09T20:26:49+00:00

Probably depends how she says it (happy like she's proud to be an accessory to your life or sad like she's ONLY an accessory to your life). If it's the latter then could also be a comfort test (e.g. she wants you to tell her or show her you like her and value her and that she's an important part of the team). Don't forget it's her behaviour that says how she feels towards you.

Over60_FireTempered3 · 2020-10-09T21:47:54+00:00

So you know how to accessorize, sounds a little gay to me.

Anytime a woman talks about accessories, it's going to cost you.

Try a real field report next time, but this was fun.

Title	This is a good thing right?
Author	RomulusTurbo
Upvotes	0
Comments	47
Date	October 9, 2020 5:23 PM UTC (5 years ago)
Subreddit	Posted in /r/askMRP
Original Link	https://old.reddit.com/r/askMRP/comments/j837zt/this_is_a_good_thing_right/
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