"Looking for a gentleman and bad boy to suit all my personality traits..just apply here..."

Cristoff13 · 2020-11-27T19:43:25+00:00

Woman dream of the "thug with a heart of gold". A guy who will look mean and scary when she's out with her friends, but will treat her like a kween when they are home alone.

This is such a common trope in romantic fiction, I think women have collectively convinced themselves most thuggish looking guys are like this in real life. Meanwhile, they have also convinced themselves that guys who seem to be nice gentlemen in public are actually misogynistic Niceguys™ who will behave abusively behind closed doors.

battyryder · 2020-11-27T19:14:50+00:00

She looks older than 33

Lord_Hatertroll · 2020-11-27T19:13:17+00:00

Her other pictures showed her with a little kid. So - no real surprise here - she is probably a single mom. And, like most of them, an entitled one.

Reposted because user name was readable.

Mundane_Worldliness7 · 2020-11-27T19:56:02+00:00

DJing? My experience with such women leads me to believe that they almost always come with a drug addiction. Girls like her, whether they are still in the club phase or allegedly out of it, are to be avoided, normal guys can never satisfy them. They are usually more Chad addicted than even normal women are.

Gaffer_tape_fan · 2020-11-27T20:59:54+00:00

Guys... Shes looking for a gentleman AND a bad boy. two seperate people.

HolyGourdofJerusalem · 2020-11-27T19:35:27+00:00

Someone subtracted 12 years from her real age - she looks like she's 45, not 33.

If she IS 33, then she either drinks a lot, smokes, spends too much time in tanning beds/on beaches, or all of the above.

practicesquadleg · 2020-11-28T00:06:39+00:00

Wtf is a “bad boy” once you’re over 30? Someone with a record? Someone that can’t get along with their boss? I’m seriously asking

2020-11-27T19:41:03+00:00

Huh.. .. I've never dated a DJ before.. what are those like?

looking for a gentleman and a bad boy to suit all my personality traits ;)

Ah.

SylvestorTalone · 2020-11-27T19:42:46+00:00

That's a hard 33.

kyledontcare · 2020-11-27T22:37:19+00:00

Those eyes screech divorce rape.

Leonard_Van_Vee · 2020-11-27T23:06:50+00:00

Looking for gentleman AND badboy, two diametrically opposed traits. So in other words, a guy who doesn't exist. She has some made-up dude in her head and you'll never live up to it. You don't stand a chance with her.

This lays the whole thing out hilariously:
https://rhymegeek.substack.com/p/average-joe-seeks-help-with-online

meerita · 2020-11-27T21:12:39+00:00

Life must be hell with her. Basically you need to entertain her so much you will forget to go bathroom.

happychickenpalace · 2020-11-27T22:13:00+00:00

Gentlemen then = a highly educated, well-mannered man.

Gentleman now = a slave to a woman's every whims.

MattyK414 · 2020-11-28T03:20:46+00:00

"Family is important..."

Right. That's why you still don't have one, and you're clearly in your 40's.

Alturius · 2020-11-28T01:20:52+00:00

"Looking for a gentleman and a bad boy to suit all my personality traits."

Since 'gentleman' and 'bad boy' are incompatible traits in one person, we can assume that she is brazenly admitting Dual Mating standards. The only way I can see 'fire' and 'ice' co-existing in a man is if he has serious personality disorders and mental health issues.

"Decks are my thing and DJing is my game"

Most likely DJing in clubs, AKA cattle market for cock carousel riders. Hardly the place to meet a gentleman. Besides, people tend to become the average of the group of their peers they hang around with. Hang out with the cock carousel crowd and chads, and she will soon fall into their mindset. Going against the grain is difficult.

She admits her game plan upfront. We know how the gentleman and bad boy scenario will pan out.

Gentleman = dead bedroom, conditions, shit tests - beta orbiter in the friend zone until she is to forced to settle when bad boy won't return her calls. He will provide 'favours', usually involving his finances to 'help her out', whilst she drops hints that if he plays his cards right she might want sex.

Bad Boy = free, wild sex with no string attached. He will bludge off the money she can extract from the gentleman, so the gentleman ends up footing the bill for those times after a late night DJing session when she has nights of passion in a motel with her bad boy affair partner.

Technicality Query

Is it truly a Dual Mating Strategy if she is involved with 2 men, a gentleman and a bad boy, but only has sex with one of them - the bad boy?

Astral-Projector · 2020-11-30T07:45:50+00:00

Women lives on social currency.
ALL women wants the Chad, the bad boy who commits to them.
They still want the bad boy Chad to be bad boy Chad to everyone else, just not to them.

Why? So they can show you off as a trophy to their girlfriends and say "look at me, i won the prize ladies".

Women are nothing but leeches. When you truly finally get it. You never want to be in a relationship again. Barely dating.

N8thani3l · 2020-11-28T06:07:19+00:00

She looks like an old sock with a whole in it, stretch out elastic in the ankle. The other pair missing, the stains are obivious and the sour scent is permanent. She can't be helped or fixed, just avoid.

knyago · 2020-11-28T08:03:09+00:00

The lack of self-awareness in her post shows how shallow she really is.

camskea · 2020-11-28T11:53:54+00:00

33? Yeah sure

LaLa_Land543 · 2020-11-27T21:35:20+00:00

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darthplebis · 2020-11-27T22:45:10+00:00

What the fuck kind of emojis do you have?

2020-11-27T22:48:50+00:00

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walking_black_kimchi · 2020-11-27T23:15:37+00:00

Looks like Jaclyn Smith from Charlie's Angels.

OpenImagination9 · 2020-11-28T02:53:38+00:00

I think all these tinder profiles are fake, created by women that want to keep their SO from looking at the options out there. If they’re real I predict the whole wedding organizer business is going to shit soon.

ElectricLizard99 · 2020-11-28T02:56:24+00:00

She had me at “Massive”

adriannmng · 2020-11-28T15:48:11+00:00

Another thot wanting fried ice. And what is with the “apply here”? Does she proposes a salary as well?

wbhwoodway · 2020-11-29T01:25:24+00:00

So she’s not a morning person

Gutch220 · 2021-01-29T00:59:18+00:00

If she's 33, then I'm Abraham Lincoln

FuckRedditsADMIN · 2020-11-27T21:06:46+00:00

I bet she means sunrise>sunset, since you are supposed to always put the larger on the left (especially if there are just two), so she is almost certainly thick as shit and doesn't know how to use ">"

Title	"Looking for a gentleman and bad boy to suit all my personality traits..just apply here..."
Author	Lord_Hatertroll
Upvotes	114
Comments	97
Date	November 27, 2020 7:12 PM UTC (5 years ago)
Subreddit	Posted in /r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen
Original Link	https://old.reddit.com/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen/comments/k27j41/looking_for_a_gentleman_and_bad_boy_to_suit_all/
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