33 year old divorcee, calls herself a TROPHY and is looking for her winning man. Has been in several LTRs and has many years of practice 😉. She is NOW looking for someone who can provide her everything she wants/needs.

NickTesla2018 · 2019-11-14T11:14:40+00:00

"I expect the best...on every level"…jesus the delusion is just exquisite. I can practically hear her biological clock from here. Also who when asked...do you have a car? Answers with prefer not to say..that just means she's going to need a taxi service as part of the deal, or she's so poor (due to her own choices...but she'll never admit them) she can't afford one... meaning you get to pay for everything.

Women like this amaze me, they have absolutely NOTHING to bring to the table yet expect a high value man to just fall at their feet. Unbelievable.

ImAWhoDat · 2019-11-14T11:50:36+00:00

"Smokes often with average body type."

We must have different definitions of the word "average."

The biggest red flag here is that she has no photos of her body. All photos are head shots taken at a minor angle so you know she's fat as fuck and trying to catfish a simp. Probably pushing 200+. Pair that with the fact that she smokes often and everything about her smells like an ashtray - - - HARD pass.

BluepillProfessor · 2019-11-14T15:14:07+00:00

Ok. Where to start.

Friends, this is provided as a public service announcement, with news and information to the general public.

This is a reminder to read all of a profile. ALL of it.

Here are her good points: No kids. 33 years old, so she's not terribly old.

Unfortunately, that's about it. So, guys, let's dig in. Pay close attention.

1) Photos. Claims age 33. Looks at least 40. Why? "Smokes Often". That means she's a cigarette smoker. Tobacco, nicotine. From her looks, probably at least a pack and a half a day addiction. Already has bags and wrinkles under her eyes. From some of her open mouth smiles, I see severely stained teeth.

She probably was better looking 10 years ago, at 23. She's still OK looking. She's not hot. She's not really physically attractive, facially. But she's attractive enough, and that's all that's required.

2) Height: 5'2". But from her pictures, there's some double chin there. So she's carrying quite a bit of extra weight.

3) Religion: Hindu. Probably OK if you're a Hindu yourself, or atheist/agnostic. But a no go for Christian men or Jewish men, and definitely no go for Muslim men. Also, the Hindu faith is quite countercultural even in the multiculti US. Eccentric Eastern beliefs and practices in daily life, everything from worship style to clothing to food consumption to work to music. So, be forewarned that her belief systems won't line up with much of mainstream American culture.

3) Personality: Night Owl. Translation: "I don't compromise, I don't listen to others. I march to the beat of my own drum. I do what I want and fuck what everyone else thinks. I stay up late, I keep weird hours, I keep to myself, and I avoid getting too close to others because I need to self protect."

4) Education/Profession: Graduate degree, has "several" professions. Translation: "I don't know who I am. I have a poor sense of self-identity. I don't stick to anything. I can't commit to anything. When the going gets tough, I run away. I can't really contribute to our family bottom line."

5) Car? "Prefer not to say": Doesn't have a car. Is impoverished. Probably has financial problems.

6) Wants children: This is a ridiculous pipe dream. It's great that she has no kids. That means she could make a good wife.... for Vijay (thanks, u/bushwicksick). For an Eastern Indian transplant emigre working for a Silicon Valley tech firm and who is willing to support her. She has almost no hope of successfully giving live birth to a defect-free newborn. She is 33 years old, is a cigarette smoker, and has no history of successful gestation or birth. Wife her up? No way. But if you do, it's with an ironclad prenup, a "no children" proviso, and get snipped.

7) "About" section: Replete with her history of relationship failures. Married young to wrong man? Means

"I am a poor judge of character. I am impulsive. I am sexually unrestricted. I think using my feelings and my pussy, not my brain. I have low future time orientation and poor executive functioning."

Extroverted, loves talking to anyone and everyone: Means

"I am a hopeless flirt. I will talk to men I find attractive, and I'll consider fucking them."

"I am very passionate, and when I love, I love with ALL of me!" Means

"If I feel like it, and the dude is right, I'll cheat on you."

"I have been in several long term relationships, but they weren't right." Translation:

"I'm a poor judge of character. I cant select good men for me. Or if I do select good men for me, I get rid of them. If I select bad men, I stay with them as long as I can for resource extraction. I never take responsibility for my relationship failures. It's always the man's fault."

"I am looking for a great love, exciting and full of laughter and happiness!" Means:

Unrealistic expectations. Does not understand work, compromise, consensus, and give-and-take comprise relationships.

"I love music, animals, dance, film, baking, sewing, crafts, and arts in general and I always have several projects going at one time." Means:

"I am trying to demonstrate my domestic skills. But I also lack focus."

"I have many goals and dreams.....a relationship where my counterpart loves me as much as I love him." Means:

Unrealistic expectations; idealistic view of relationships. Also demonstrates she has learned nothing from her "several long term relationships" or her failed marriage.

"I am VERY open minded" Means"

I am a political radical, an extreme socialist, a "free spirit". I am OK with open marriage, adultery, polyandry, polygamy, group sex, open drug use, illegal conduct, and doing pretty much whatever the fuck I want, regardless of what you or anyone else wants me to do.

"I have been looking for the guy who gives me everything I want/need for a long time, and I have many years of practice" Means

I have learned nothing from my failed marriage or my long term relationships. I am a poor judge of character. I can't forge relationships, and if i can forge them, i can't keep them going. I am 33 years old with no kids. I selected shitty men. I also found some good men who loved me but I wasn't sexually attracted to them so I got rid of them, or I was a bitch to them and they left. I am probably mentally ill and am carrying some baggage from my past.

"I am a trophy, and I need my winning man!!" Means

Unrealistic expectations. I have no concept of what a healthy relationship looks like. I don't understand that valuable trophies don't sit on shelves for years on end waiting to be selected. Valuable trophies get purchased, taken home, shined up, cared for, and valued. That didn't happen for me, but I still think I am one."

"I am also men [sic] who are ready to commit and start a family!"

Baby rabies. Time's running out. I need to get this baby thing going like, right now. I don't really want a good man. I want a resource provider and an income stream for the child(ren) I want.

"I was raised well, and expect the best... on every level...."

I might have been raised well, but I didn't learn or internalize any of the good upbringing I got. Or, I learned that good upbringing but rejected it. I expect the best, but don't deserve it.

Men: A reminder:

If a woman has made it to age 30 and has never been married, something went very wrong. One or more of the following happened.

--she was physically unattractive. She didn't look her best. Usually, it's because she was too fat.

--she's a bitch, or mentally ill, or both.

--she focused on school/career to the exclusion of meeting suitable men.

All a woman has to do is:

1) be nice (that just means don't be an insufferable bitch)

2) be pretty (that just means look your best, or close to it. Supermodel looks, pornstar makeup, D cup tits, and slim body are NOT required. "Be pretty" does NOT mean you must look like an Instathot.)

3) don't get fat (that just means don't be obese. You can carry 10 or even 20 extra pounds and be just fine.)

4) be available (that just means be open to meeting men, and make time and make an effort to meet men.)

This is not difficult, ladies. It's not.

EvilKlownz2 · 2019-11-14T10:59:22+00:00

No fucking way that is 33yo. 45-48 is my guess.

Ignat_Voronkov · 2019-11-14T11:06:20+00:00

lol i bet she has a kid even tho she not telling

sleepyweaselisawake · 2019-11-14T11:42:07+00:00

Religion: Hindu.. she relies on essential oils and stones to stave off suicide for one more day.

Profession: At least three.. I'll bet she sells MLM bullshit from several companies.

And, she doesn't drive, but you better have a Bentley or she's not interested.

jrpark05 · 2019-11-14T11:45:18+00:00

At 33 she is certainly NOT the prize.

Also, does she have student loan debt with that graduate degree? Has "several" careers.

cycloneous · 2019-11-14T12:44:55+00:00

Gentleman of the internet, I am back again with my analysis of horror stories, aka, dating profiles. This one is a tough, but gents, I'm taking one for the team so that you don't have to!

Analysis

I am ready to settle down

This hindu princess is FINALLY ready to settle down after being rammed through for the last 7 years by Hindu Chad, Deepak, Abdul, Ray Ray, Jamal and the funky bunch. That's one busy vagina!

Got married young to the totally wrong guy

Let me guess, you were "in love" and this "loser" was not vetted properly as you jumped on the first man that gave you the "tingles."

I have goal and dreams ...... finding true love

She attempted to find true love at the local sports bar, Tinder, Bumble, Match.com and PoF; I have attempted to Sasquatch here in the dreary mountains of upstate NY. I think I'll have better luck then you!

I have many years of practice

This hindu princess has many years of procreation activities; imagine the amount of bacteria that lives in her PPU (Penis Pleasuring Unit)

Verdict

Avoid at all costs; her vagina may cause drowsiness, eye irritation or bacterial infection upon contact! If contact has been made, seek medical attention immediately!

ThisIsWhyTrumpWins · 2019-11-14T12:29:23+00:00

She wants your first date to be expensive dinner. I bet she won’t be paying for her half.

siuside · 2019-11-14T12:47:53+00:00

This Carol is a scum sucking demon hiding behind a veneer of helplessness. There are a few things to note. I'm not sure of which state this casper colored whore resides but I'm sure she divorced raped her husband in one form or another. Divorced females are fraudsters and should be ridiculed at every turn for their criminal theft of a man's wages. Since her divorce, she has bounced from one cock to another with no shame or regrets. Like a hamster, she spins the wheels and continues to rationalize her degenerate conduct.

Physically, this female will soon blow up to be a land whale. Look closely at her throat, she is developing a double chin. In other words, she's about to have a slow thump with the Wall. It doesn't help that she smokes often. White women who smoke age extremely poorly. It's a nasty habit. Pregnancy will most likely be difficult for this beast. She has likely pumped herself full of hormones to prevent pregnancy. Her clock is ticking, she wants someone to man up and sow his seed.

By the way. White females who claim to be buddhists/hindu are signalling for brown pipe. This one doesn't doesn't necessarily want a Tyrone, RayRay [his more feral, felon counterpart], Ramon or Chad. She wants Vijay. Vijay has this one's snatch on lock. She could settle for ACK'med but definitely seeks a stiff brown pipe.

She is a disgusting animal.

gowithflow192 · 2019-11-14T12:30:52+00:00

33 my ass.

Also, how can you be divorced at 26 (apparently married 'young') and have several LTRs, one of which was over 9 years?

Typo-MAGAshiv · 2019-11-14T13:35:12+00:00

She is barely a 4/10. She is waaay past the wall. And she still believes she is a trophy of some kind?

2019-11-14T12:41:47+00:00

33 hah. Add maybe 7 more years to that

urbana1 · 2019-11-14T13:15:24+00:00

If you meet one arsehole they are an arsehole. If everyone you meet is an arsehole then you are the arsehole. Several long term relationships and ‘they’ weren’t right. Yeah okay.

Lameador · 2019-11-14T14:23:49+00:00

She’s definitely a trophy. Her hairstyle really looks like the Stanley Cup

meerita · 2019-11-14T12:11:20+00:00

I love how she unconsciously tells you that she will use you for a while and then swap you for a better option. Hypergamy at its best. Notice how she says it explicitly without realizing it:

I have been looking for the guy who gives me everything I want/need for a long time, and I have many…

It says "for a long time," it doesn't say "forever". It is clear that you will serve him for a short time and then she will change you for the next naive beta cuck that she cross him online or in the shopping mall.

If you're really not red pilled, you will not see these differences and you will bite the bait easily. Basically you will sign your demise.

SquirtBurt · 2019-11-14T13:29:36+00:00

“Do you have a car? Prefer not to say.” Wtf does that mean? Either you do or you don’t. Like why is that something to be vague about?

napsdufroid · 2019-11-14T13:50:40+00:00

A "trophy" for what, exactly? The local loser contest?

PHUCK_THE_HIVE · 2019-11-14T13:55:51+00:00

My turn off is that she writes like a child more than anything else.

spaceman_spliff777 · 2019-11-14T15:02:16+00:00

She looks more weathered than the Blarney Stone. Has she been in an exclusive relationship with Jaegermeister for 20 years???

A_Hunter_Must_Hunt · 2019-11-14T11:10:21+00:00

Smart my ass

loner589 · 2019-11-14T11:42:15+00:00

Hold up boys!! This one has no kids...almost a unicorn.

kennesaw91 · 2019-11-14T12:15:12+00:00

Wouldn’t want any, even if it was free. What’s wrong with this cow?

Corvus_Uraneus · 2019-11-14T13:16:50+00:00

Wants a love full of laughter, probably isn't funny herself.

ModsHateTruth · 2019-11-14T13:56:17+00:00

Are we sure this isn't a transwoman? That face...ugh...

2019-11-14T14:03:52+00:00

I've seen militaria items from WW2 in better shape than this "trophy".

wwstewart · 2019-11-14T14:13:26+00:00

Oh, look. A participation trophy wife.

thenotoriousdougie · 2019-11-14T14:49:10+00:00

Fat smoker. Wants to start having kids right about the time the eggs go stale.

noobie107 · 2019-11-14T15:42:30+00:00

I have many years of practice

yeah, i had many years of practice giving all my money to escorts. now i'm ready for my prize

TxsButholeTklngBndt · 2019-11-14T15:05:40+00:00

That's one hard 33.

2019-11-14T15:11:38+00:00

She is not attractive

2019-11-14T15:16:45+00:00

It’s like expired milk costing 10 times more than fresh milk in the grocery store. Disgusting.

stereoroid · 2019-11-14T15:33:27+00:00

I suspect that "trophy" means that the names of the previous winners are engraved on her back.

2019-11-14T15:53:38+00:00

I get the sense that she smells horrible for some reason

thecodeman01 · 2019-11-14T17:11:45+00:00

Says she's Hindu. What's with this trend of Western women claiming to follow an Eastern religion when 99% of the time they don't? Do they think it's attractive or quirky? Well it isn't.

cenaluc · 2019-11-14T17:12:42+00:00

A good trophy for an burrito eating contest, maybe....

Ipride362 · 2019-11-14T20:32:54+00:00

You're a Hindu woman and you're not letting your father arrange a marriage for you? Trash. I only arrange marriages with the father, excuse me.

meerita · 2019-11-14T12:01:57+00:00

"You're not the price. I am the price."

2019-11-14T12:54:34+00:00

Dude she expects the best on every level! Well fellas?

KingOfPomerania · 2019-11-14T13:07:52+00:00

She's 33?! More like 50!

morning6am · 2019-11-14T13:56:33+00:00

Now play a game: read again to see how many words in her tirade can be replaced with "cock" and "fuck".

2019-11-14T13:57:28+00:00

Hindu

Lurkingnopost · 2019-11-14T14:09:57+00:00

You use the words "average body type", but i dont think it means what you think it means.

GerinX · 2019-11-14T14:13:36+00:00

She put a lot of thought and sentiment in her profile, didn’t she?

death_ray_mx · 2019-11-14T14:44:30+00:00

she is in complete denial

LongjumpingChance · 2019-11-14T15:11:51+00:00

for a moment i thought she was a comedian lel

2019-11-14T15:23:31+00:00

She's a trophy, a wander trophy alright..

Buchwild · 2019-11-14T16:30:44+00:00

Insert cape fear laughter

2019-11-14T16:32:53+00:00

Ethnicity: Caucasian, Gemini

Manny1400 · 2019-11-14T16:34:37+00:00

I don't think this is all that bad. She is divorced, yes, but it doesn't look like she has been sleeping around, or was trying to get with a sugar daddy.

2019-11-14T16:57:55+00:00

She is using that"finding my true love" as a cover to hide all her shortcomings and imperfections. Quite deceptive... and she looks like at least 40-45 yrs old.

She says she's been in several long term relationships.. so in all of them she didn't find that love she was looking for? What happened? How long do you have to spend time in a relationship to determine it is not right for you? 1 yr, 2 yrs, 3, 5 ?

PeterCornswalled · 2019-11-14T17:45:51+00:00

That’s a rough 33.

Domebeers · 2019-11-14T17:53:14+00:00

what dating app is this shit from lol

notacrackheadofficer · 2019-11-14T17:59:59+00:00

With the makeAPP applied, she would look exactly like Paul Sorvino, or maybe Fred Flintstone.

ThePlague · 2019-11-14T18:05:00+00:00

Her profile and the stereotypical search for love reminds me of "The Naked Gun" quote:

I've finally found someone I can love - a good, clean love... without utensils.

Scooned · 2019-11-14T18:12:25+00:00

if thats the "trophy" what do you get for third place?

MattFoley79 · 2019-11-14T18:40:16+00:00

Any time a woman says "I have lots of love to give," you gotta get out. This one doesn't realize that her expectations don't align with her SMV.

FirmFirefighter · 2019-11-14T18:50:24+00:00

Similar to a trophy - a receptacle.

cracksniffer666 · 2019-11-14T19:24:55+00:00

She looks like Ham Beesly

smfuel87 · 2019-11-14T19:40:25+00:00

33? lol. Bullshit.

verypeculiarlamp · 2019-11-14T19:43:30+00:00

The fact she said “Caucasian, Gemini” is so funny to me

smfuel87 · 2019-11-14T19:48:07+00:00

Oh my god...the delusion...

SilverGryphon · 2019-11-14T19:51:34+00:00

That is a hard 33.

MikepGrey · 2019-11-14T21:20:37+00:00

I am sorry dear lady, they dont have enough makeup nor plastic surgeons on earth to give you what you need

z31fanatic · 2019-11-14T22:27:52+00:00

Another ugly landwhale who deserves a rich Chad thundercock because she's worth it.

goodmansaysfuckyou · 2019-11-14T23:45:43+00:00

I've seen sexier farm animals.

kyledontcare · 2019-11-15T06:09:14+00:00

33 or 45?

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