Woman in her 50s complains about receiving messages from "baldies" and "mediocre men"

Borsao66 · 2018-08-20T15:22:15+00:00

A couple of years ago, I too joined an expensive matchmaking agency. I had just come out of a seven year relationship, and was on the wrong side of 50.

Wrong side of 30.

PanderjitSingh_k · 2018-08-20T16:00:14+00:00

Her entire savings at the age 59.9999999 is 6000 pounds and she’s making demands? She should be matched with equally useless idlers.

SirKolbath · 2018-08-20T15:48:50+00:00

The thing I found unnerving was not being able to see what my date looked like.

Shallow and selfish is not a good combination. You're going to die alone because, and this is quite important, you're a bitch.

loneliness-inc · 2018-08-20T15:34:40+00:00

She looks like a scarecrow. That may be why she's scaring away the men.

I wonder what she has to offer that's too good for these mediocre men.

Westernhagen · 2018-08-20T15:54:34+00:00

"I'm tired of over weight baldies," says the hideous old hag.

"I don't want a mediocre man," says the woman who is far below mediocrity in her appearance and attitude.

These agencies trade on their exclusivity, yet the men I met were far from the international super elite they promised.

She has no clue whatsoever that as these were the men who agreed to meet her, she is obviously not capable of attracting a man who is in the "international super elite".

Philhelm · 2018-08-20T16:14:06+00:00

As I waited to be matched with someone from their ‘extensive database’, I idly imagined my handsome date, cashmere polo neck, a bit academic and kind. We’d eat steak tartare and swap notes on our latest clever box-set find and favourite novels.

Good grief.

ClockworkOrange92618 · 2018-08-20T15:54:31+00:00

God dammit not Kate Mulvey again: https://www.reddit.com/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen/comments/8cmxme/50f_im_single_at_50_because_im_brainier_than_men/

You may have noticed that the link above (as well as other articles on the internet) portray her as a victim, and that all men are unworthy and terrible. Well, bitch, the only thing all these men have in common is you. You are the problem, and the comments in your article seem to understand this well.

Every day you get older and uglier, and your already small chances of finding a good man get smaller each day. Either STFU and go away, or admit that you should be chasing after any 60+ year olds desperate enough to give you the time of day

EDIT: Here's another gem from this moron hag: https://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/features/3637936/Kate-Mulvey-Yes-Im-a-fake-fiancee.html

EDIT2: The hits just keep on coming! http://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-5406339/I-hope-marry-man-turned-20-YEARS-ago.html

Napalmeon · 2018-08-20T16:32:53+00:00

This is what "successful" women never understand. Most men do not care about status.

A majority of men would be completely happy with a woman who works at Walmart if they are attracted to her and love her personality. That's usually what matters for most guys.

Lithuim · 2018-08-20T16:18:39+00:00

The dashing international man of millionaire mystery you're looking for isn't on dating websites, he's fishing up women half his age by parking a new Maserati GranTourismo in front of the night club.

I sure hope £6000 isn't her entire savings age fifty twelve.

tjc103 · 2018-08-20T20:05:32+00:00

There was the 65 year-old American with a stunning property portfolio who broke the rules and googled me, only to inform me that I was too old for him.

This is gold.

AllahHatesFags · 2018-08-20T17:20:14+00:00

This delusional cunt is completely ignorant of her tanked SMV and thinks she deserves a rich and attractive man. When she finds such a man he flat out tells her what the problem is:

There was the 65 year-old American with a stunning property portfolio who broke the rules and googled me, only to inform me that I was too old for him.

Does she have a moment of introspection and try to have more realistic standards for the men she wants to date at her age? Of course not! She just blames the matchmaker for her own lack of value!

BakerBalls · 2018-08-20T18:47:33+00:00

I can't believe no one is dying to bang a 60 year old that looks like Sean Penn.

TomahawkSuppository · 2018-08-20T18:08:15+00:00

So this lady blows her life savings - all of 6k (which how the fuck do you live a lifetime and just have 6k in savings?) to meet guys who are rich.

First off, how many rich influential guys need a matchmaker to find them dates? This is like expecting that Leonardo DiCaprio is on PlentyOfFish or Henry Cavill is on OkCupid. It’s fucking retarded, men like that don’t have to resort to paying shit loads of money to meet women.

Secondly, men like that are not in the market to fuck 50 year old hags. Men like that can attract younger hotter females. Why would they saddle themselves with the female equivalent of sour milk?

Finally, what is this dusty old broad bringing to the table? Her empty bank account? Her lack of fertility? Her insane expectations that she actually deserves a guy who is out of her league?

johnny_qcb · 2018-08-20T16:23:14+00:00

A few of this hag's articles have been posted on here before. She might be the biggest cunt on the planet.

whatisantilogic · 2018-08-20T20:27:39+00:00

She's running into the same problem that almost all women have - They never learned how to hunt and refuse to learn now. Being a younger woman,they're constantly chased and if they prioritized relationships early on, they can get married while they're still at high value and never have to learn to hunt.

But nearly all women have a stubborn approach to this one they start to get older. They think that, because they didn't have to hunt years ago, they shouldn't have to now.

They put food on the trap or on the hook that THEY like and never wonder if what they're trying to catch even likes that type of food or is vulnerable to that type of trap.

You can't put ice cream on a mouse trap and complain that no mice are getting caught. Learn what mice like, where they like to hang out, what they like to do and you'll be able to attract and catch far more mice. Mice don't give a shit what YOU like to eat.

Boy's are forced to learn this early on, so later in life, they have no problem attracting all types of women of all ages and status, because they learned the basic principles of being an effective hunter.

escalover · 2018-08-21T02:35:42+00:00

I had expected to meet an eligible bachelor

"Eligible".

"An eligible bachelor is a bachelor considered to be a particularly desirable potential husband, usually due to wealth, social status or other specific personal qualities."

Eligible for that golden pussy amirite.

That golden 50+ year old pussy.

suitably educated and a successful professional.

"Suitably" educated and successful (read: $$$$$$$$$$$$$$).

And so this is how I found myself, throwing money (my entire savings to be precise) to an upmarket matchmaking agency in central London. I handed over the hefty sum of £6,000.

LOLOL

There was the 65 year-old American with a stunning property portfolio who broke the rules and googled me, only to inform me that I was too old for him.

Hahaha. Hhahaha. HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA.

When I started to chat to waiter in Italian, it became clear that my date was not happy. "I WAS WONDERING when you were going to let me join your conversation," he boomed. I tried to laugh it off but clocked this was a man with a fragile ego.

Um no honey, you were actually being quite rude. In multilingual settings it's considered polite to speak only the common language of the group (in this case it would have been English). It's on par with whispering in someone's ear. For someone who goes on about "table manners", this woman sure sounds like a complete dunce.

Translation: "He called me out for being rude, he must have a fragile ego." Yawn.

It is a tough time for midlife dating today, and there are a lot vulnerable educated women like me who are so desperate for love they are willing to try anything whatever the price.

Awww, poor vulnerable wahman, the eternal victim of the Universe oppressing you.

If a woman is so desperate that she'll actually spend money on courtship, it might be a huge clue that she should take the first man willing to settle for her old ass and treat her with some modicum of respect.

fuck-fuck-fuck-fuck- · 2018-08-20T16:59:25+00:00

Guy in drag complains about dating pool of men.

where_muh_good_mens · 2018-08-21T05:37:38+00:00

Thanks for this, as a 53 year old guy it just reconfirms my notion that I am better off alone than with an ungrateful cunt.

BiggusDickus- · 2018-08-20T20:09:23+00:00

So, basically, she is blaming the matchmaking service for not playing along with her delusion of being far more attractive than she actually is.

It's pretty obvious why she is still single, and will never find a man.

ShortWarrior · 2018-08-21T02:33:51+00:00

She looks like a mediocre man in a bad wig.

CanAm10004 · 2018-08-21T02:42:31+00:00

The steak tartare bit reminded me of Mr. Bean.

[deleted] · 2018-08-21T06:51:26+00:00

Can't be looking like Snape and complain about other peoples looks

ransay3277 · 2018-08-20T20:19:25+00:00

Well honey I hate to tell you about this, but you are as mediocre as they come.

Afghan_Whig · 2018-08-21T02:25:58+00:00

Why would the international elite be interested in a dull 50 something? This stuff is gold

frikabg · 2018-08-21T09:54:11+00:00

Hahahhaha! A perfect example how women think that they are owed a millionaire chad no matter their age!

Fucking priceless! The fact that she thinks that any self respecting men will jump into a relationship with her when they can get someone younger especially if they are well of is laughable! Enjoy dieing alone old hag i will see you in hell!

RedPill-BlackLotus · 2018-08-22T00:49:24+00:00

There was the 65 year-old American with a stunning property portfolio who broke the rules and googled me, only to inform me that I was too old for him.

Hahahahahah what the fuck rules is this woman taking about. How the shit does she think he got so successful?

VoxVirilis · 2018-08-20T19:55:05+00:00

What a man-face!

DukeMaximum · 2018-08-20T20:08:32+00:00

Her favorite film is The Deer Hunter? That would be a red flag to me.

Zigis2 · 2018-08-20T22:49:38+00:00

this bitch is delusional. but not surprised since i know a lot of women in their 20s who think on the same lines...

where_muh_good_mens · 2018-08-21T01:56:30+00:00

*Wannh, I was promised the man of my dreams, but my money could only afford a man at my feet.

Xoramung · 2018-08-21T02:09:26+00:00

Had to look twice, thought she was part of the brick wall...

lucajones88 · 2018-08-21T10:32:02+00:00

he spent the entire date chatting to some twentysomethings at the next table

Of course he did, 50 year old men can still get them why would they settle for a sexual partner who’s entire body seems to be made out of the same skin his balls are covered in?

[deleted] · 2018-08-21T16:57:26+00:00

Must have the body of Farnese Hercules and the cock of Priapus (not that she's gonna do anything with that cock at 50).

Must be rich. Must also have time to discuss her "fancy" novels and TV shows.

B**ch please!

zestytacoz · 2018-08-21T18:13:34+00:00

As I waited to be matched with someone from their ‘extensive database’, I idly imagined my handsome date, cashmere polo neck, a bit academic and kind. We’d eat steak tartare and swap notes on our latest clever box-set find and favourite novels.

Maybe I'm young , but how boring! Seriously though she looks kinda masculine

DeeplyDisturbed1 · 2018-08-20T23:58:36+00:00

A closeup, just for science.

[deleted] · 2018-08-22T20:25:57+00:00

I guess she figures if she joins a paid site it will weed out the riff raff? but it's the opposite. why would a chad, even a 50 something year old one, pay for online dating. if he uses any it'd be free tinder

DoctorKnockboots · 2018-08-22T05:47:10+00:00

Why, she's TWICE....nay....., THRICE the man of any who responded!

Why is it so?

Why cannot the correct man of a caliber merely one step higher than herself show up and put this CAREER-ORIENTED GODDESS on lockdown?

PabloEscoba · 2018-08-27T00:21:31+00:00

Mediocre is a female with no fertility left

ManReggie · 2018-09-01T04:53:34+00:00

Looks like a square-jawed ape with a wig

binrobinro · 2018-09-04T18:04:16+00:00

Why did he choose such an ugly wig?

Title	Woman in her 50s complains about receiving messages from "baldies" and "mediocre men"
Author	MastersBlaster
Upvotes	161
Comments	96
Date	August 20, 2018 3:16 PM UTC (7 years ago)
Subreddit	Posted in /r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen
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