Funny experience last night with beta orbiter

Sir_Distic · 2017-02-19T17:58:31+00:00

Nothing sadder than a beta orbiter mate-guarding a girl who isn't even with him. I've done it before and it's pathetic.

You sound like you handled it well. Good on not giving any fucks.

Pitchfork51 · 2017-02-19T22:22:22+00:00

I had a super pathetic one last night.

Went out to the bar with my friend and walk up to a table to hang out. I say hi to the girl next to us and start talking. She's doable but nothing great maybe a 6.5/7.

She's with this super neckbeardy guy (he's got the bagger Vance English cap thing on) and tells me that he finally slept with this girl he's been orbiting for 3 years and because she doesn't want a relationship he's completely heartbroken. Yes he told her he's heartbroken after one fuck.

My friend gets us all Irish car bombs to cheer him up. But of course he wants to leave because he's still too sad. He tells the chick that he doesn't want to sit here and watch her get picked up by guys.

The girl just immediately gets super flirty and gives me her number right in front of him and he gets angry at me before storming out.

It was beyond pathetic.

ConcealingFate · 2017-02-20T04:57:52+00:00

About 3 years ago, I went to a bar and ended up sitting at a table with a dude and a girl. I asked them if I was interrupting anything and the girl gives me a flat no and to take a seat.

For some context: I was meeting someone who bailed on me and the only reason why I spoke with the 2 peep was because I didn't want to go home and for some reason, I feel a lot more comfortable speaking in English than French despite it being my native language. Also, I was blue as fuck back then. Anyway.

We start to shoot the shit and I realize quickly the dude is mad at me so I try to include him in our conversation but he's upset and he doesn't leave. Night went on, made out with the girl in front of him, she texted me her address. Met her there after lying to the guy saying I was going home. Poor dude saw me the next morning eating breakfast at her place. He had brought his tools to work on his and her bike.

reesechocolates · 2017-02-19T22:35:38+00:00

good job showing you were lightly amused. you're a better man than me tho. I would've purposefully escalated in front of that mangina to show the true nature of his 'special snowflake'

BlackMarmoset · 2017-02-19T21:27:06+00:00

Anytime I get approached by a girl I'm always suspicious: she failed attracting men covertly and so she does it overtly. And you don't always want to know why she failed covertly.

Buchloe · 2017-02-20T02:17:36+00:00

Yeah went on a blind date with this chick from online. She brought some dude with her, he kept saying disguising things and talking shit on her, bringing up her flaws I guess to appall me. But she was getting something out of it. So weird

BusterVadge · 2017-02-20T14:47:26+00:00

Good for you on being choosy. IMO, the best barometer of pick up lifestyle success is not the amount of women we sleep with, rather, the amount of women that we reject.

Dio_Brando_Joestar · 2017-02-19T17:15:03+00:00

Yeah, some dudes are total fags.

BlitzGo · 2017-02-20T06:46:16+00:00

This happened to me at a house party.

Chick talks to me then sits next to me when I sit next to my bro. She's smiling and talking to me

Then her beta orbiter comes up and touches her and looks me in the eye and she has that "Ew, yeah what ever" look. He kept trying to cut me off when we were talking, so obvious too...

Next time that happens I'll just be like "Oh, you guys dating?" it's crazy how threatened guys can feel

Abundance, just walked away.

Vanqhuix · 2017-02-20T16:56:48+00:00

Last time I was at the club, I teased this girl who was like a 7. I was a bit mean, but still in a playful manner. She was clearly very interested and kept telling me how mean I was, while she was all over me. A friend of mine came and we went to get some drinks, talk to other people and do some stupid shit around.

Later that night I saw her again, she was on the dance floor with a friend of her and there were like 5 orbiters around them, not even dancing with them, mostly just looking stupid. I went to say something to her and she again told I had been mean to her. Then all the sudden one of the beta orbiters came and pushed me as hard as he could and screamed: "Don't you fucking bully her!" Granted I was like 6 or 7 inches taller and like 15-20 lbs heavier than him nothing really happened to me. I just bursted out laughing and took a few steps back, since I don't want to make a scene because of some loser, I've got too much good going for me to fuck it up.

Of course I understand where he was coming from, I've been in a similar situation a few years back, even though I was frustrated and very sad back then I never let my feelings get the control over myself.

julius42 · 2017-02-20T02:13:26+00:00

What do you do by yourself in a dance club?

All that I ever do is stand awkwardly by the side lmao

Really not my strongest place to socialize. Please give some help?

Oz70NYC · 2017-02-20T01:47:52+00:00

I would have took her home and fucked the shit out her in spite of him. When she goes and tells him "I spent the night with that guy from the club" he'll know EXACTLY who she's talking about. A blow to his fragile beta ego indeed.

Buttslam1488Ghost · 2017-02-20T20:29:20+00:00

Beat the shit out of orbiters even if you're not interested

zidanio10 · 2017-02-20T21:28:49+00:00

I've done it before, it's fucking pathetic.

Wilreadit · 2017-02-20T16:30:14+00:00

Best way to open it is like this

Address the beta and say: lucky guy, that is some ass you get to tap everynight.

Immediately the girl would say:Betaman is my friend and he is not tapping anything and you are a horrible person.

Then you say:sure, but if that ass needs tapping here's my number. Could give you a discount.

Title	Funny experience last night with beta orbiter
Author	Live_it_up_321
Upvotes	131
Comments	81
Date	February 19, 2017 4:33 PM UTC (9 years ago)
Subreddit	Posted in /r/TheRedPill
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