Many users’ recent posts and comments have recently shown evidence of not getting their dick wet.

Let me help you.

If you haven’t fucked her - she is not a plate.

If you haven’t been fucking her consistently for some time - she is not a plate.

If she is the ONLY girl you’re fucking - she is not a plate.

If you can’t replace her with a call/ text / wink - she is your only source of female physical affection and not a plate.

Plates are spun. A plate is held. And cared for. And attention is paid to it.

Plates fall. If they fall where you live and break and shatter - you get a broom.

You do not put that shit back together like it’s a Ming vase.

You sweep it up. Put it in the garbage. Tell yourself that you will not loose control of your plate next time.

And you reach into your shelf full of plates - for another one. Put your food on it. And forget about the broken pieces.

You certainly don’t spend the mental energy to write about the plate on reddit.

Plates can’t be cheated on.

Plates sit on the shelf.

Plates do not make demands.

Plates don’t ask too many questions.

Yes - there is nuance to this -

However -

Most of you who are getting your dick wet have girlfriends and significant others. Not plates.