Given the volume of questions I received about Colombia on the Bangkok thread, I felt it wise to splinter it off on its own. I will try to cull most of the information here, so forgive me if I’m being redundant at times. Essentially, my position is this. If you are a white alpha man, I can assert without fear of contradiction that Colombia, specifically the city of Cali, is as close to paradise as this world affords. I’ve ventured down there three times for a total of 30 days, and this is what I have concluded.

THE WOMEN:

To be succinct, the core of the Colombian woman revolves around being hot, and it is obvious. I believe different races favor one gender over the other in regards to appearance. In South America, its clearly the women. Women down there generally wouldn’t even dream of walking out of the house without having on every hair in place, makeup on perfect, sexy heals, and perfectly fitting Colombian jeans. (If you’ve never seen Colombian jeans before on a Colombian ass, you don’t know what you are missing.) Like I stated, it all revolves around being hot and feminine, and hotter and more feminine than the next chick. They don’t hide it, they revel in it. You will never see a Calena chick wearing say, a baseball cap – covers the sexy hair and is far too manly. For similar reasons, you generally will not catch them ever playing sports, but they know how to walk like a woman and dance like a woman. A warning – the ladies are so hot down there that you will quickly find your ho-meter recalibrated. A chick you would find average in Cali would be an absolute knockout in the US. When I landed in the US after my first tour down there, I was immediately taken back by how ugly the women here now appeared to me. Took a good month for the meter to start to move back, and never really reached its original calibration.

Given the Colombian woman is an amalgam of Spaniard, Indian, and African DNA, this leads to a very specific and exotic look. Elsewhere Ive used the example of Manuela Arbelaez as a very good example of the Cali look. If you think she is hot, you will be in absolute heaven in Cali. Go to either Chipichapi or Uni Centro (two malls) during any weekday evening, and you will easily see 5-10 chicks in her caliber within a half hour. In the same half hour, you will see 30 or more that are a mere notch below.

Further, if plastic surgery freaks you out, this is not the place for you. Women are so competitive on looks down there, I can conservatively claim 80% of the ladies have had something done under the knife. It’s not looked down upon at all, and so common that the doctors down there are typically very good at what they do.

Last, while looks are a huge component of what makes women so attractive down there, it’s not by any means everything. Colombianas are taught by their mothers how to take care of a house and take care of a man. Even if they have domestic help (very common), they all know how to cook, and take pride in that fact. If they have children, they will all admit that their husband comes before their children. Oh – and the women there seem to just always be happy – always smiling. Just the way it is.

THE MEN:

With such a plethora of hot chicks, men down there don’t need to do much to get one. After being there for just a few days, I realized all a Colombian dude needed was ONE thing going for him to nab a HB9+. And I mean just ONE thing. Like a job. Like a car. Like being not fat. Like being over 5'8". Any of that, you can get a hot chick. String three or more of these together, and you're going to be knee deep in supermodel quality pussy indefinitely.

With that, the men really don’t need to work on themselves much, and they don’t. Not helping is the fact that the mother-son bond down there is to totally spoil the male children and do everything for them. Just generally creates a very beta male mindset, which doesn’t help on a guy who is 5’5”, chubby, and makes $300 per month.

One thing I was a bit concerned about when I first arrived was the reaction from the men when the girls they were with would give me attention. Whether it was intimidation or simply because a substitute was so readily available, it was never an issue. I never got attitude from the guys as the unwelcome American. If anything, my impression was they wanted to hang around with the big gringo and kind of kissed my ass. Just was never a problem. In short, the men were pretty inconsequential in how I approached the women.

THE SEXUAL MARKETPLACE AND THE SEX:

So, given the information posited above, as you can imagine, you go down there as 6ft, in shape, light eyed, well capitalized, alpha white guy, and the women just fall over themselves to get with you. For evolutionary/genetic reasons, I believe dissimilar races are naturally sexually attracted to each other (recessive diseases drop out, etc.) to begin with. You stack the above on top of it, and the attraction is fucking ridiculous. I shit you not, I had a HB9 sit outside my hotel for two days after we went out to see the other women Id bring back and what her competition was. How did I know this? SHE ADMITTED IT TO ME. I’ve had multiple women walk away from their boyfriends to dance with me at the clubs. I’ve had women I didn’t know from Adam walk over to me and wipe the sweat off my forehead after dancing. You really have to live this shit to believe it.

That said, if I told you that the all the chicks down there immediately broke on my cock like waves on rocks, it would be purest bullshit. While appearing very happy and sweet, these women IMO are VERY in touch with their SMV, even if just subconsciously. Throw in a good dose of religion, and you just don’t find many women there who will bang you on the first night, at least I didn’t. They will make out with you on the dance floor, they will grind their perfect asses on you dancing and make your cock harder than Chinese arithmetic, but they will be reluctant to give you the pussy very quickly out of fear of lowering their SMV in your eyes. That said, most didn’t last past the third meeting for two reasons. The first is fear of me going somewhere else for it, because God knows I had the options. The second is because these women are as horny as it gets. You know how many American chicks will fuck you, but you know deep down sometimes it’s because of self-esteem reasons or daddy issues. I never got any of that from Colombian women – ever. These women just love to fuck for the sake of fucking, and they take even more pleasure in making sure their man is pleased. And once you fuck them, you’d better fasten your seatbelt because they are going to want to come back early and often.

Next, Latina jealousy is real, severe, and widespread. The national pastime in Colombia isn’t soccer, its stealing other women’s men. All is fair, and there is no honor among thieves. Best friends will do it with best friends, sisters to sister, and even nieces to aunts. There is no shame either – if a woman pulls a guy from another woman, she’ll be proud she was able to do so. With that, it was funny for me to watch these women try to balance the contradictory urges to show me off vs hide me from other women.

THE DANGERS:

I’m asked about this a lot. I put it this way. When you're in NYC, there are certain areas you stay out of. Cali is like that, just the areas to stay out of are bigger. You don’t go into the mountains, and you don’t hang out in zone 1 for extended periods of time.

Of all the time I’ve spent there, I can say I had one single incident where I thought something might happen. I was in one of the malls (Chipichape specifically), and went to the men’s room. I went in alone, and it was empty. Right after I unzipped at the urinals, two guys came in and one went on each side of me. I then saw them looking at each other behind my back, at which point I zipped up, squared up to the one to my right, held out my arms and said "Que paso?" Both zipped up mid piss and ran out. Don’t know what they were really thinking, but they knew I wasn’t going to be an easy target. That I had six inches and probably 50 lbs on each probably didn’t hurt either.

Other than that, never a problem. You want to stay in the nice areas anyway as that’s where most of the hotties are.

WHAT A GRINGO SHOULD KNOW BEFORE GOING:

First, you need to know a reasonable amount of Spanish. Its like anything else, just get off your ass and do it. I worked on my Spanish for a month before I went each time, and it paid dividends. If you just try, trust me the lady will help you. But the reality is most people speak no English down there, and I don’t care how good looking you are, you need to be able to communicate on at least some level. It’s an easy fucking language – learn it. Oh yeah, don’t try to get rid of your gringo accent – they love it.

Next, ideally you should go with someone who’s been there before. Just to know the in’s and out’s of visiting any foreign country.

Next, you want to be with a Colombian women, you are going to have to dance, no exceptions. They are a very happy and celebratory people, and dancing is a very core part of their culture. The good news is asking a Calena to help you salsa is a GREAT way to meet her. You’ll be overwhelmed by the number of willing smoking hot volunteers.

Last, and this is a Godsend for us older guys – don’t worry at all about a 10-20 year age difference between you and the lady you are with. It’s VERY common down there, if not sought out by the women. Older guys to them represent competence and stability, and they love that. There is nothing I’ve seen that turns these chicks on like gray hair. Must be harkening back to the silverback gorilla or something, but they ALL love it, and will readily admit it.

That’s all I have for now, but feel free to fire away with questions. Be happy to help in any way I can.