I don’t even understand how you ‘Murican dummies (who all have Texas accents and worship the Bible even the people in Maine and Washington State,) even have a sexual marketplace at all?

I mean you don’t have F R E E healthcare so if you get oral gonorrhea from your gender isn’t real studies professor, the doctors will just kick you and spit on you and then dump you on the curb.

You always have to worry because Westboro Baptist Church and Trump are always walking around with uzis shooting at everyone.

The only food you eat is Wonder Bread with Spray Cheese.

All your money that should be going to the Department for Internet Licensing to Do Open Speech (DILDOS) so that you don’t get arrested for typing mean words, is all going to your dum dum military to have new gadgets?

The only thing you have to talk about on dates is saying “I am actually Irish and Italian” but do you even have Irish passport? Why do Americans think they are literally from Ireland or Italy?

How can you have an SMP at all in these conditions?

Also can you even name the former capital of Lichtenstein? You can’t? Stupid loudmouths. I rest my case.