Rape jokes and the apologists they bring outta the woodwork

SarcasmSlide · 2020-02-08T17:40:06+00:00

Misogyny isn’t limited to BPT, y’all. This is the front page of /r/WhitePeopleTwitter today.

“Accidental” anal sex isn’t an accident: IT IS RAPE. I will not shut up about it and neither should you.

If you insert your penis, hands, objects, or anything else inside a part of my body I explicitly did not give you permission to, YOU ARE A RAPIST.

Never shut up ladies, even when your inbox is full of “it’s a joke!” or “feminazi” or “goldigging whore youd like it if the guy is rich I’ve seen your posts on FDS.”

Edit: the Pickmesha referenced above is still going on, defending the guys who have raped her. I’ve also been informed that I don’t know anything about how the human body works. Those of you who know me know exactly how educated I am about the human body. So we can add mansplaining to the rapist apologists handbook.

Edit 2: my favorite so far is the PM from another Pickmesha. She wanted me to know that her situationship guy of 5 years is absolutely not a rapist. She just gets so wet for him, and he prefers to hit it from behind and only likes vigorous rough sex, so sometimes it just slips in. My heart is broken for the young women out there.

Edit 3: RIP MY INBOX. My latest: “bitter hag bet you’ve never even been fucked your so ugly fucking manhater”

Edit 4: Aaaaaaaaaand the inbox is disabled. The one that finally broke me is: “Sex is just two people having fun. Guys are human. If you’re going hard and fast and you’re really into it it just happens sometimes. It’s actually more likely to happen when she’s really wet and turned on. I don’t know if you’ve ever had sex before but that’s how it is.” Post history of course reveals the Y chromosome of this pornsick loser.

Imagine an entire society of young men whose sex education is exclusively through porn. Imagine these young men convincing you that it’s perfectly normal for most women to “accidentally” get a dick shoved in their ass periodically when having sex. I mean my gawd they’re just so clumsy!

DaddysCyborg · 2020-02-08T18:42:03+00:00

How do you pop something like this into an unprepared sphincter "accidentally"?

Must have been some jackhammering, which doesn't sound that great either.

2020-02-08T19:23:08+00:00

Another reason I don't have sex with men anymore.

SarcasmSlide · 2020-02-08T21:30:14+00:00

GOTDAMN y’all. These men get really fucking mad if you try to expose their tricks. Remember the risk you run when you let a LVM into your bed, ladies. You may “vigorous sex” your way into being “accidentally” anally “curb jumped” (this lie is so prevalent it has its own nickname).

BubberkinsXO · 2020-02-08T19:07:11+00:00

Ive never had a penis accidentally slide into my other hole. Its definitely anal rape.

blackopium777 · 2020-02-08T22:09:05+00:00

I had this happen with every guy so far except for my husband. It was always "a mistake" and what else, but in nearly 8 years with my husband he somehow managed to never do such a "mistake"? Sounds suspicious tbh.

Lazy_Sherbert · 2020-02-08T19:43:08+00:00

pickmeisha shit

swim_and_sleep · 2020-02-08T23:39:46+00:00

I found the post cause I wanted to see more comments and I got bored scrolling down people discussing if that is how much they get paid. Imagine that being your first thought when you see this

ShieldMaidenLagertha · 2020-02-09T05:13:32+00:00

And they definitely do not make $18,000. I had the odd opportunity to have a convo with a porn star and was horrified at how little they make for such terrible risk and exposure.

heavenlycaterpiller · 2020-02-09T03:30:16+00:00

ugh all the downvotes for sanity and upvoats for pickmehell. no wonder I used to be so lost. that was when I was still on reddit when the only women's sub was 2X which was the same. it was only creating subs that BANNED men from posting that the fresh air of sanity swept thru reddit and into my mind. FEMALE SISTERHOOD AND SOLIDARITY!

happyduck18 · 2020-02-09T03:49:15+00:00

Why the hell were you getting downvoted for that? God I fucking hate reddit sometimes.

Novemberinthechair · 2020-02-09T06:22:57+00:00

You were raped, sis.

FutileDeathStar · 2020-02-09T07:20:55+00:00

How do people actually believe this?!! How does it happen?!! Sometimes, if the dick slips, it does touch my butthole and there's a laugh and direction to the correct hole, but there's NO WAY it can go in without intention (either on my part or his).

mypretties · 2020-02-09T07:38:29+00:00

The absolute state of pickmeishas

ivy176 · 2020-02-09T01:01:08+00:00

There's guys on some post I commented on saying rape is very rare in westernized countries and women are tricking themselves into being afraid of walking outdoors alone etc. Siiiigh

7_0f_9 · 2020-02-09T02:43:24+00:00

thank fuck i've never experienced this... sounds awful.

createtheuniverse71 · 2020-02-10T23:28:19+00:00

my bf used to use me all the time, i never got a single penny

Title	Rape jokes and the apologists they bring outta the woodwork
Author	SarcasmSlide
Upvotes	153
Comments	35
Date	February 8, 2020 5:35 PM UTC (6 years ago)
Subreddit	Posted in /r/FemaleDatingStrategy
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