Parrots vs LVMs

thewetdog_ · 2020-01-21T21:32:59+00:00

Also relevant:

the parrots display no anger or envy if one of their friends receives favourable treatment, instead seeming quite content that good things are happening to a buddy.

thewetdog_ · 2020-01-21T20:49:04+00:00

How wholesome 🥰

bitchyrussianbot · 2020-01-21T22:17:09+00:00

This is so pure.

orchid447 · 2020-01-21T23:24:53+00:00

This is so sweet!! I wouldn't extrapolate this to human behavior quite yet, plenty of other animal species are straight up ghastly and barbaric.. I'm looking at you penguins

drragonbones · 2020-01-21T22:59:35+00:00

Swans mate for life when basic males can't even text back.

NoThisIs-Patrick · 2020-01-21T21:02:44+00:00

My heart.

Nature is beautiful <3

plutonian_princess · 2020-01-22T00:40:51+00:00

Ok thats it parrots are my favourite animals now 🥰🥰

s_slayer · 2020-01-22T02:26:20+00:00

It's insulting to even compare most men to animals, the poor creatures don't deserve it.

dackaroo · 2020-01-22T03:12:35+00:00

Parrots mate 4lyfe.

FluffandRainclouds · 2020-01-22T04:11:54+00:00

Imagine this caption: "When a literal bird brain treats his girlfriend better than your boyfriend treats you 😰"

cubiecube · 2020-01-22T10:34:54+00:00

birds are amazing. they’re smarter, kinder and more fun than most men.

that said, please don’t let this encourage anyone to get a parrot as a pet. for real. just learning to communicate with them takes a huge amount of work, and they are not domesticated animals. some birds make good pets, but parrots aren’t one of them. love them from a distance :)

mariadoeseverything · 2020-01-22T11:15:06+00:00

I've seen male cardinals feed their mates. They pick up seed and literally hold it out for her so she can take it.

circescircus · 2020-01-22T13:38:16+00:00

That's beautiful.

2020-01-21T23:43:58+00:00

I want a parrot now.

Title	Parrots vs LVMs
Author	quaintlyspoken
Upvotes	359
Comments	27
Date	January 21, 2020 8:23 PM UTC (6 years ago)
Subreddit	Posted in /r/FemaleDatingStrategy
Original Link	https://old.reddit.com/r/FemaleDatingStrategy/comments/es0f7h/parrots_vs_lvms/
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