Also, 75% of 25-year-old men look like they were grown from a shitaake mushroom log in a dark cellar. The other 25% look like they were cast in paraffin wax like candles--also in a dark cellar, btw--then melted slightly.
35-year-old men look like they drowned in a peat bog in Scotland 600 years ago.
Let me know if you want to know what 45-year-old men look like, but please be apprised that it involves graphic descriptions of what happens to ballistics gelatin when it's dropped from a great height
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Also, 75% of 25-year-old men look like they were grown from a shitaake mushroom log in a dark cellar. The other 25% look like they were cast in paraffin wax like candles--also in a dark cellar, btw--then melted slightly.
35-year-old men look like they drowned in a peat bog in Scotland 600 years ago.
Let me know if you want to know what 45-year-old men look like, but please be apprised that it involves graphic descriptions of what happens to ballistics gelatin when it's dropped from a great height
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