Man creates questionnaire website for finding a partner

dackaroo · 2019-12-31T03:42:25+00:00

He looks like a marionette.

turquoiseblues · 2019-12-31T03:52:25+00:00

Sorry, old dude—Melania is already taken. But I'm sure you'll find the pickmeisha of your dreams nonetheless.

gursky0 · 2019-12-31T03:44:46+00:00

He's facetuned his pictures to hell and back. FaLsE aDvErTiSInG

bimbobunnyintraining · 2019-12-31T03:44:50+00:00

guys i tried for you i really did but i couldn’t get through it without gagging.

ThatsWhat__I__Said · 2019-12-31T08:12:37+00:00

Bad teeth, broke, delusional nutjob... and the list goes on. But girls, hold up... THIS is by far the most cringeworthy paragraph I have ever read:

Hence, my greatest pleasure is worshiping my goddess by giving her prolonged, repeated, explosive, full-body, female experiences. I am grateful to God that after more than two decades of inner work and outer practice, I seem to have mastered that ability. I am a true Tantra Master. Physical technique matters, but far more important are a man's state of Being and what's in his mind. By worshiping her sexually, as I proceed delicately, step by intimate step, and as she surrenders completely into our lovemaking, I will merge my male power with her female power and, with awesomely loving male intention, I will make her shimmer with Divine Light, make her belly overflow with butterflies, make her heart sing in wild, ecstatic rapture, and then make her explode again and again and again, and as she explodes, her highest Goddess qualities will blossom, develop and fully manifest. In other words, each time we make love, she will become a happier, more powerful, more fully developed Goddess.

Gag me with a God-damned blender.

kimikupkake · 2019-12-31T04:08:56+00:00

I made it 3 questions in 😂 "goodbye (no kiss)"

jalapenopancakes · 2019-12-31T05:10:25+00:00

I gotta say, man at least he’s honest about what he wants lol. I laughed the whole time.

dopesoaprope · 2019-12-31T06:23:03+00:00

He's looking for a woman born between 1950 and 1995.

Gross.

Make_Woebegone · 2019-12-31T06:51:57+00:00

Ladies, I made it to the end! Here's the video!

https://youtu.be/HuPFHQW8g3Y

kimikupkake · 2019-12-31T04:43:16+00:00

I didn't have it in me to change my "atheist/agnostic" answer, plus it's too early to drink away those images of him hahaha

120492ksj · 2019-12-31T18:17:04+00:00

English isn’t my first language but what the heck is “Divine Resonant Tantric Partnership” lmao

Title	Man creates questionnaire website for finding a partner
Author	UsefulLeek
Upvotes	12
Comments	25
Date	December 31, 2019 1:48 AM UTC (6 years ago)
Subreddit	Posted in /r/FemaleDatingStrategy
Original Link	https://old.reddit.com/r/FemaleDatingStrategy/comments/ehvwnv/man_creates_questionnaire_website_for_finding_a/
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