Prepping you for zero effort 101 - a 38 year old’s journey of nothingness.

Sage_Planter · 2020-06-19T08:52:59+00:00

Film director at my own company = code for unemployment

moonbearnoodle · 2020-06-19T08:53:19+00:00

"film director at his own film studio"... 😑

supremelyparanoid · 2020-06-19T08:42:05+00:00

I want to say I’m shocked but I’m really getting less surprised by these 38 year old men

NotYourBizThrowAway · 2020-06-19T14:06:27+00:00

Chilling in bed Sundays= Being a total slob, probably not showering or even brushing, would expect you to cook and serve him his meals in bed, would most likely be on video games all day, probably lazy too

People who don't take themselves too seriously= be ready to laugh at his misogynistic and gross jokes, be a CoolGirl^TM , be "chill" enough to get constantly disrespected and when you call him out on being disrespectful, get ready to be gaslighted and told "it was only a joke" or "you're overreacting", someone with low self esteem (I can never imagine not taking myself serious. I'm a queen and I value myself more than anything)

openminded= you must be down for threesomes, polyamory, throuples, open relationships etc. I just need you to be there to cater to me and my kids and have sex with me while I have sex with other women too.

Good conversations with coffee= Shitty, cheap dates at a coffee shop, you'd probably pay for your own $5 coffee, "conversation" would obviously turn sexual in the second minute

co-parenting= get ready to be the mama of my kids

goatismycopilot · 2020-06-19T12:38:22+00:00

I am boring, lazy, and have child that I will dump on you for babysitting while I game all weekend.

superheroxnerd · 2020-06-19T16:22:48+00:00

“Co-parenting” = I babysit my own child every once in a while and consider that the same as the real responsibility of being a present, supporting father.

sjfghrigh349854 · 2020-06-19T14:57:44+00:00

He sounds so boring ew. So men don’t necessarily get any better as you get older? ugh

DoeEyedBrownSkin · 2020-06-19T08:17:22+00:00

Pickmeishas’ mating call.

project-mangle · 2020-06-19T13:10:03+00:00

"People who don't take themselves too seriously" or any variation thereof is an automatic swipe left for me.

ChristianGirl93 · 2020-06-19T14:32:37+00:00

Me imagining a psycho talking to his coffee

HottPinkSlug · 2020-06-19T17:02:04+00:00

His idea of a PaSsionAtE relationship is sleeping in. Friggen middle aged lazy slobs

Novemberinthechair · 2020-06-19T18:06:29+00:00

It's all bad, but, whoa....he dissed champagne.

Noemie_Mathilde · 2020-06-22T04:21:04+00:00

Good grammar didn't make his list of "little things"

Title	Prepping you for zero effort 101 - a 38 year old’s journey of nothingness.
Author	DoeEyedBrownSkin
Upvotes	77
Comments	24
Date	June 19, 2020 8:14 AM UTC (6 years ago)
Subreddit	Posted in /r/FemaleDatingStrategy
Original Link	https://old.reddit.com/r/FemaleDatingStrategy/comments/hbwu05/prepping_you_for_zero_effort_101_a_38_year_olds/
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Pickmeishas’ mating call.