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[–][deleted] 68 points69 points70 points 6 years ago (2 children) | Copy Link
What's a shallot? They dont exist in grocery stores. Why did you send me gourmet shopping!?!? ....lmoa
[–]AdawritesrulesRuthless Strategist[S] 52 points53 points54 points 6 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
Him: what’s a sha... Me: I WANT A DIVORCE!
😂
[–]thewetdog_FDS Disciple12 points13 points14 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Him: But i dont kn-
Me: AND IM TAKING YOUR HALF OF EVERYTHING TOO
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[–]AdawritesrulesRuthless Strategist[S] 31 points32 points33 points 6 years ago (4 children) | Copy Link
It cna also serve as a Secret key phrase to find other FDSers in real life and bond! You just mention shallots and watch their face LOL
[–]intrepidis_duxFDS Newbie14 points15 points16 points 6 years ago (2 children) | Copy Link
I had no idea this was a thing! I finally know now!
[–]AdawritesrulesRuthless Strategist[S] 22 points23 points24 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
You missed that 1 post we bonded over. Someone find and link it lol
[–]bobbiedotFDS Newbie13 points14 points15 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
This is where the shallot thing came from! The audacity of this mf scrote was ridiculous and we all were SCREAMING
[–]greatcathyFDS Newbie0 points1 point2 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
The secret shallot-shake
[–]PasdepromessesFDS Disciple59 points60 points61 points 6 years ago (8 children) | Copy Link
We should make a version of the 10 commandments for LVM.
[–]abundant_redundancieFDS Apprentice55 points56 points57 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Dont jizz on the stuffed animals 🤢
[–]Lavender_flowFDS Disciple30 points31 points32 points 6 years ago (2 children) | Copy Link
[–]PasdepromessesFDS Disciple4 points5 points6 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
I almost forgot about this one! That dude! So gross!
[–]m00n5t0n3FDS Newbie3 points4 points5 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Omg haaaa yes
[–]AdawritesrulesRuthless Strategist[S] 28 points29 points30 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Thou shalt wipe ass thoroughly - yes every single time you assclown!
[–]purziveplaxyFDS Newbie16 points17 points18 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Thou shalt not shit in the shower
[–]boiledgatorade_FDS Newbie4 points5 points6 points 6 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
Thou shalt not ask for non-wool sheets
[–]PasdepromessesFDS Disciple9 points10 points11 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Thou should shower instead of Febreze
[–]sweatydeath21 points22 points23 points 6 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
I laughed so hard that tears came into my eyes
[–]AdawritesrulesRuthless Strategist[S] 12 points13 points14 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Lol I have been chuckling since I made it. 🤣
[–]queen-wannabeThrowaway Account15 points16 points17 points 6 years ago (2 children) | Copy Link
Fuck. I feel like I had read something about shallots here in the subreddit prior. I can’t remember where I read it or what it was about, can someone tell me what this means ? Or is it too much of a trade secret for a newbie like me to know 😂😂
[–]AdawritesrulesRuthless Strategist[S] 15 points16 points17 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
There was a text message where this assclown was sent to the grocery store and couldn’t find the grocery items so started texting his wife complaining like the manchild he is. Throwing a tantrum at the grocery store, just like every other 3 year old boy.
[–]Sage_PlanterFDS Disciple14 points15 points16 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
No one here even knows what a shallot is!!!?!
(Because he asked no one here.)
[–]eclaire-savoirFDS Newbie11 points12 points13 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
😂🤣😂 Love it!
[–]thewetdog_FDS Disciple5 points6 points7 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Meta 👏🏼👏🏼
Lolll
[–]PasdepromessesFDS Disciple4 points5 points6 points 6 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
[–]greatcathyFDS Newbie1 point2 points3 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
🏅
[–]hellau1234FDS Newbie2 points3 points4 points 6 years ago (2 children) | Copy Link
Fuck man, I once sent my ex grocery shopping. He couldn’t figure out what a shallot is 🤦🏻♀️
[–]AdawritesrulesRuthless Strategist[S] 0 points1 point2 points 6 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
You’re kidding right 😂
[–]hellau1234FDS Newbie2 points3 points4 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
No I’m not🤦🏻♀️ this whole thing reminds me so much of what an useless LVM he was lol.
[–]towerofcheeeeza1 point2 points3 points 6 years ago (2 children) | Copy Link
I guess my BF is a HVM because he cooks with shallots more than I do 🤔
[–]AdawritesrulesRuthless Strategist[S] 1 point2 points3 points 6 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
But does he know what they are 😜
[–]towerofcheeeeza0 points1 point2 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Yes. And how to cook with them.
[–]radical__daphneRuthless Strategist1 point2 points3 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
I wish they'd put the comma in because I did not understand this when I first read it
[–]Jamstaro0 points1 point2 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
He's a saiyan damnit I won't allow this!
(Sup legends)
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[–]AdawritesrulesRuthless Strategist[S] 31 points32 points33 points (4 children) | Copy Link
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