Loser LVM with 5 kids and a wife wants a "do over". Meanwhile, he hides in the bathroom and jerks off to porn.

LadyGrimes · 2020-07-13T02:30:45+00:00

By do-over he means he wants to have no strings attached sex with all the attractive 18 year olds in his city/town because that's what hes learned from porn.

Man is pornsick say no more.

LaBaronessa · 2020-07-13T02:24:51+00:00

My wife spent the last 5 years getting her Doctorate while I took care of the kids and built my career to pay for her school and our life.

So his wife is levelling up to better their situation. Five kids is no small task. He obviously considered the possibilities of a bigger family since they're where they are now.

I’m searching online for a new relationship

Good luck with that. I'm sure any new fling or prospective girlfriend would be thrilled at what a catch he is. /s

Imagine the child support payments on that. The last thing he should be doing is pursuing a new relationship when he has not 1 or 2 but 5 kids.

My wife never wants to watch the shows I like, she never wants to play board games, or sit outside and talk, she never wanted to have friends over, she never wants to see my family.

CoMmUnIcAtE

If that doesn't work it's probably because she's too busy going to school and tending to their five kids. I bet she works too.

Edit: Happy Cake Day Lovely 💅🏽❤️

Edit 2: I'm seeing the comments are condemning the concept of an affair and to sit down and talk to his wife and voice his unhappiness and concerns. Since I'm respecting the Reddit rules here and that Totes bot linked this thread to that one, if OP sees this -- seriously dude, take all the advice being given and talk to your wife, get therapy and focus on bettering yourself.

giftofnocondemnation · 2020-07-13T02:32:23+00:00

Yeah, what woman wants a relationship with a man with 5 kids and a wife! And I bet he's searching for a woman with no kids or a husband to deal with.

Verysoftbun · 2020-07-13T02:39:27+00:00

The comments are at least pretty good. One person says he can't rely on his wife for happiness which is good advice for women too.

EclecticBarbarella · 2020-07-13T03:03:21+00:00

I’m sure her disinterest has nothing to do with the fact that he’s trying to cheat online and beating off in the bathroom (which you know means he’s suffering in bed).

notbasic4karen · 2020-07-13T02:29:55+00:00

What a whiny man-child. Poor baby actually has to take care of the kids he made while his wife gets a doctorate to help support their family.

EffectiveHoneydew422 · 2020-07-13T05:33:54+00:00

TL:DR boring person becomes bored blames lack of sex with new younger women.

jointsbeforesex · 2020-07-13T06:42:15+00:00

The father of the year. F i v e k i d s. Geezzz

_boring_daven_ · 2020-07-13T07:52:10+00:00

Classic “I’m too afraid to confront my own issues”. It doesn’t make it any easier that he’s probably never done real reflecting or soul searching. He wasn’t socialized to do that. Patriarchy failed him

getrippeddiemirin · 2020-07-13T09:23:01+00:00

This guy..... wow. His wife is such a queen getting her doctorate while caring for 5 children and one oversized manchild. It’s a shame she has to drag this Negative Value scrote up the ladder of success with her

asimovess · 2020-07-13T12:21:01+00:00

Why are LVM always obsessed with getting you to watch their favourite shows? It's such a trivial thing to fret over, especially if you have real life responsibilities.

Geocities_SEO_Expert · 2020-07-13T12:39:28+00:00

If I had 5 kids and a job, I wouldn't want to watch TV or clean up for company, either.

Capable_Okra · 2020-07-13T14:04:25+00:00

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runaway-bunny · 2020-07-13T08:48:06+00:00

His lack of empathy is astounding. His wife managed to get her Doctorate even while raising FIVE kids, and all he cares about is that she's not paying enough attention to HIM! He's like the 6th kid in the house, whining about not having a board game partner or going out enough. And of course, she's not getting any emotional support from him, if he locks himself away all day to watch porn and attempt cheating.

Title	Loser LVM with 5 kids and a wife wants a "do over". Meanwhile, he hides in the bathroom and jerks off to porn.
Author	letsberealforamoment
Upvotes	56
Comments	22
Date	July 13, 2020 2:19 AM UTC (6 years ago)
Subreddit	Posted in /r/FemaleDatingStrategy
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